Doesn't time fly when.......

Gem_tiger said:
Cute??? Cute??? I look positively steeeeeeeeeeeee .. yoooooooooo .. pid !!

how could you do it ... what were you thinkin?? ....

I know, you're not well, you're delirious, yes, that's it, you've gone off the rails ..

hold on Witchie .................. Dr Gem will help you ............. :eek: :D


I'll bring you some wobbly coffee :kiss: :devil: :rose:


*Laughing hysterically* But all the lady tiggys are gonna love you. After all, women always say they want a guy to make them laugh :p :p And it's sure working :D :D
 
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, that Witchie sure is insatiable!!! I am worn out ...... and some parts of me are quite sore now ...... :D :devil:





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She must have sent me to the shops at least 10 times and my teeny little paddy paws are quite sore now :)

What did you THINK I meant????? :confused: :devil:

Back later ...................................... :kiss:
 
Gem_tiger said:
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, that Witchie sure is insatiable!!! I am worn out ...... and some parts of me are quite sore now ...... :D :devil:





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She must have sent me to the shops at least 10 times and my teeny little paddy paws are quite sore now :)

What did you THINK I meant????? :confused: :devil:

Back later ...................................... :kiss:


You forgot to get my hot choclate ! :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
Lmao, he's the one that's wanting, I keep evading :D
*giggles* some day, that won't work well, you realize that don't you?
 
WantonWitch said:
You forgot to get my hot choclate ! :rolleyes:


Ohhhhhhhhhh, bollox!!!!! Sorry honey ...................... I was soooooooooooo busy there for a while .. :rolleyes:



:kiss: :devil:
 
Gem_tiger said:
Ohhhhhhhhhh, bollox!!!!! Sorry honey ...................... I was soooooooooooo busy there for a while .. :rolleyes:



:kiss: :devil:



:eek: How many times do I have to tell you, stop putting your cold nose there !! :rolleyes:

Finally woke up again huh :p
 
WantonWitch said:
Hiya Jail :kiss: :kiss: I think I wore poor tiggy out :rolleyes: :D


Sure did :D ... I can't remember how many batteries I had to buy ........... :D :p





Next time, your son can fetch his own darn batteries for his Gameboy or whatever it is! :nana:
 
WantonWitch said:
:eek: How many times do I have to tell you, stop putting your cold nose there !! :rolleyes:

Finally woke up again huh :p

:eek: .................... I've been trying to warm my nose on a radiator, I know you keep telling me not[/] to put my cold nose there .. but ...... :D




You do smell very nice witchie dear .... :p :p ................ Oooooppssss, thinking aloud again!!!
 
WantonWitch said:
Yeah, but I'll decide who gets to catch me ;)




Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, an interesting theory .................. chained up in a dungeon doesn't give a lot of opportunity to run or get caught ....... :rolleyes:
 
Jail said:
LMAO atta girl!!!!!!!!!



Stop it jail :rolleyes: ..................... you just encourage the poor thing. Still, I suppose everyone must have their dreams and fantasies but ...... in the end *siiiiiiiighhh*


Poor, sweet Witchie is as vulnerable as the next person, I'm afraid .......... ;)
 
Gem_tiger said:
Sure did :D ... I can't remember how many batteries I had to buy ........... :D :p





Next time, your son can fetch his own darn batteries for his Gameboy or whatever it is! :nana:


Your bath and haircut wasn't enough ?? :rolleyes:
 
Gem_tiger said:
:eek: .................... I've been trying to warm my nose on a radiator, I know you keep telling me not[B/] to put my cold nose there .. but ...... :D




You do smell very nice witchie dear .... :p :p ................ Oooooppssss, thinking aloud again!!!



One day I'm gonna hide a mousetrap under there :p
 
Gem_tiger said:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, an interesting theory .................. chained up in a dungeon doesn't give a lot of opportunity to run or get caught ....... :rolleyes:


:p You have a dungeon, don't make me laugh :D
 
Some things are learned at Tiggy School:

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps and always stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
them gently.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you are criticized, don't buy into the guilt thing
and pout. Run right back and make friends.

Don't be afraid of Witches ................. they have their weak spots too
 
Gem_tiger said:
Some things are learned at Tiggy School:

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps and always stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
them gently.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you are criticized, don't buy into the guilt thing
and pout. Run right back and make friends.

Don't be afraid of Witches ................. they have their weak spots too


You're quite sure about that last one are you ??
 
WantonWitch said:
Only way to be :D



see what I mean Jail??????? Poor girl, hallucinating .......... her soul needs cleansing and only the Dr Gem Internal Back Support can help :rolleyes: :D
 
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