Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

Hi Witchie...


just wanted to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas...

{{{MFM}}} thank you and may I wish you the same

 

[zukethecuke]

*Chuckles* Nope he's only after my undies Have to keep them locked up

An excellent idea!

Your nether garments should be under lock and key at all times -- it would be far too risky for you to actually wear them! And just risque enough if you don't!

 

[MrFantasyMan]

{{{MFM}}} thank you and may I wish you the same

{{{Witchie}}}...yes you may...

"Chestnuts roasting on a open fire...Jack Frost nipping at your nose"...

 

[WantonWitch]

An excellent idea!

Your nether garments should be under lock and key at all times -- it would be far too risky for you to actually wear them! And just risque enough if you don't!

Lmao Zuke !!

I'm not telling you either way

 

[WantonWitch]

{{{Witchie}}}...yes you may...

"Chestnuts roasting on a open fire...Jack Frost nipping at your nose"...

Looks like Jack Frost went elsewhere lol, it's quite mild lately

 

[zukethecuke]

Lmao Zuke !!

I'm not telling you either way

No, I don't expect you to! Not on an open forum, at any rate! It just wouldn't be in character -- and you are a character!

 

[WantonWitch]

No, I don't expect you to! Not on an open forum, at any rate! It just wouldn't be in character -- and you are a character!

*Chuckles* I'll take that as a compliment

 

[zukethecuke]

*Chuckles* I'll take that as a compliment

I've never insulted you before!

Not intentionally!

You just once-in-a-great-while take offense at my compliments! I mean them in the best possible way!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Lol, that's my day tomorrow, well except for the chat bit and hopefully I'm not going out

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt .................... Wrong; take your clothes off!!!


I shall be dragging the quilt off you by 9am ......................



OK, so I lie a little, you can sleep til 10am

 

[zukethecuke]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt .................... Wrong; take your clothes off!!!


I shall be dragging the quilt off you by 9am ......................



OK, so I lie a little, you can sleep til 10am

Bit of a drive to Witchie's from Cornwall, isn't it? Do you plan to borrow her broom?

 

[Gem_tiger]

It's not my fish he's after lmao !

Hiya Zuke Having a good afternoon I hope

You know me too well, Witchie ......................... I'm gonna have to change my ways

Ohhhh, balls, I can't do it ................. I gotta sniff your undies; it's what keeps me going

 

[Gem_tiger]

An excellent idea!

Your nether garments should be under lock and key at all times -- it would be far too risky for you to actually wear them! And just risque enough if you don't!

Hey Zuke, she tries to keep them under lock and key .................. what she doesn't know is, I have removed all the panel pins from the rear of the drawer unit ........

I can remove the back and ............... sssshhhhhhhhhhh, she may be listening

 

[WantonWitch]

I've never insulted you before!

Not intentionally!

You just once-in-a-great-while take offense at my compliments! I mean them in the best possible way!

*Grins* You usually phrase them wrong then

 

[Gem_tiger]

Bit of a drive to Witchie's from Cornwall, isn't it? Do you plan to borrow her broom?

Borrow her broom?????? Are you mad????? She'll come and pick me up .... if I put my 'cute' face on.

Mind you, I'm a darned sight heavier than that black moggy that she used to have!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttt .................... Wrong; take your clothes off!!!


I shall be dragging the quilt off you by 9am ......................



OK, so I lie a little, you can sleep til 10am

I shall sleep sweetly too, guess who found a big guard dog

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Grins* You usually phrase them wrong then

Seee, Zuke, I told you she might be listening ................ I'm gonna scarper before ........ (((((((((((yoink))))))))

 

[WantonWitch]

Bit of a drive to Witchie's from Cornwall, isn't it? Do you plan to borrow her broom?

He'd better not go near my broom !

 

[Gem_tiger]

I shall sleep sweetly too, guess who found a big guard dog

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bollox!!

 

[WantonWitch]

You know me too well, Witchie ......................... I'm gonna have to change my ways

Ohhhh, balls, I can't do it ................. I gotta sniff your undies; it's what keeps me going

Will you stop that ! ! Or at least warm your damn nose up first !

 

[WantonWitch]

Hey Zuke, she tries to keep them under lock and key .................. what she doesn't know is, I have removed all the panel pins from the rear of the drawer unit ........

I can remove the back and ............... sssshhhhhhhhhhh, she may be listening

I'm always listening

 

[zukethecuke]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bollox!!

That's the name of her new guard dog: Bollox!

 

[WantonWitch]

Borrow her broom?????? Are you mad????? She'll come and pick me up .... if I put my 'cute' face on.

Mind you, I'm a darned sight heavier than that black moggy that she used to have!!!

Cute ??? You have a 'cute' face ???



*Falls on the floor laughing*

 

[WantonWitch]

Seee, Zuke, I told you she might be listening ................ I'm gonna scarper before ........ (((((((((((yoink))))))))

Got a tight feeling around the neck Gem dear ??

 

[WantonWitch]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bollox!!

He really likes Tiggy's

That's the name of her new guard dog: Bollox!

How did you guess

 

[zukethecuke]

He really likes Tiggy's







How did you guess

I figured you'd just point at Tig and say "Bollox! Fetch!"