Doesn't time fly when.......

[kycuriousity]

Just wondering where is the wicked WantonWitchie
Try say that 3 times really fast...

 

[WantonWitch]

Just wondering where is the wicked WantonWitchie
Try say that 3 times really fast...

Hiya KY I think I'll pass on that hon, I'd only fail Having a a good day ?

 

[kycuriousity]

Hiya KY I think I'll pass on that hon, I'd only fail Having a a good day ?

I'm getting ready to drown myself in an ocean of bubbles & girly stuff. I'd invite you to join me but my tiny tub will barely hold my big ass...

Doing well.

 

[WantonWitch]

I'm getting ready to drown myself in an ocean of bubbles & girly stuff. I'd invite you to join me but my tiny tub will barely hold my big ass...

Doing well.

*Giggles* it also means I'd have to move, doesn't look too likely at the moment.

Great to hear it

 

[kycuriousity]

*Giggles* it also means I'd have to move, doesn't look too likely at the moment.

Great to hear it

You have to get up, Witchie! I've invited everyone to the party at your house. We need your broom as a transport.

 

[WantonWitch]

You have to get up, Witchie! I've invited everyone to the party at your house. We need your broom as a transport.

Lmao, it's bring a bottle and find your own way here then

 

[kycuriousity]

Lmao, it's bring a bottle and find your own way here then

Witchie...the man at the repair shop will release your broom for cash. It seems your account is past due.

 

[WantonWitch]

Witchie...the man at the repair shop will release your broom for cash. It seems your account is past due.

He's lying, he wants payment in kind

 

[kycuriousity]

He's lying, he wants payment in kind

He wants you to fix his...broom?

 

[WantonWitch]

He wants you to fix his...broom?

Uh huh, he can keep mine

 

[kycuriousity]

Uh huh, he can keep mine

I told fluffPE you'd send a broom for him. Guess he'll have to walk.

 

[WantonWitch]

I told fluffPE you'd send a broom for him. Guess he'll have to walk.

Unless he knows a friendly Dragon to fly him

 

[Gem_tiger]

............. Newsflash!!! ..........



A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted; "He's behind you!!"

 

[WantonWitch]

............. Newsflash!!! ..........



A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted; "He's behind you!!"

*Chuckles* hiya Gem in fine fettle tonight I see

 

[Gem_tiger]

Virgin Daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom
was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made
them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words
on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.


The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Rothmans" Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes, and she read from the pack:

"Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.


The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.Written on it with shaky handwriting
were the words


"South African Airways"

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."



Mom fainted!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten
Air Force Officers and one Sergeant. Since the rope was not strong
enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let
go to save all the others.

They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the Sergeant
said he would let go of the rope since Sergeants are used to doing
everything for the Air Force. They forsake their family, don’t claim all
of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in
return.

When he finished his moving speech all the Air Force Officers began to clap…

Moral: Never underestimate the powers of a Sergeant.

 

[WantonWitch]

Hiya Gem back again I see

 

[Gem_tiger]

Hiya Gem back again I see

Hiya, witchie Yup, I've decided to give up for a while on decorating. I have a tree and some lights ............ that'll have to do.

I know, I'll ........

 

[WantonWitch]

Hiya, witchie Yup, I've decided to give up for a while on decorating. I have a tree and some lights ............ that'll have to do.

I know, I'll ........

Lol, I have lights and garlands, it looks festive enough

 

[Gem_tiger]

Lol, I have lights and garlands, it looks festive enough

That seems to settle that then; I'll just grab the car keys

 

[WantonWitch]

That seems to settle that then; I'll just grab the car keys

Ok, don't get lost on the way

 

[omahaman2]

Lol, I have lights and garlands, it looks festive enough

and she says it looks festive ENOUGH???. WOW!! driving by

http://www.lightthenight.com/graphics/toyfactoryanim96.gif

 

[Gem_tiger]

Ok, don't get lost on the way

Okey, dokey

 

[WantonWitch]

and she says it looks festive ENOUGH???. WOW!! driving by

http://www.lightthenight.com/graphics/toyfactoryanim96.gif

*Laughing* Oman you're a treasure !


Thank you

 

[WantonWitch]

Okey, dokey

Gem ????

Who are you trying to fool with that custom title