Doesn't time fly when.......

[Gem_tiger]

LOL...reminds me of something i was told today....

wh do women work less than men???





They get it right the first time!!!!!!!!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, what is this??


A woman's work is never done .................. at least, not by the F*$%*ing woman!!!!


Why do men fart more than women??????


Cos women can't stop yapping long enough to build up the required pressure

 

[Gem_tiger]

You can always tell when a woman is going to say something sensible ........................... she always starts off with "A man once told me.. !"

 

[Gem_tiger]

I'm gonna sing for ya now, okay???? Cover your ears



"Luuuuuuuuuuuuv, is a long and slender thing (wah, wah, wah), it can make you ceryyyyyy or it can make you sing ..........." Oy, hoooo threw that???

Here I am, giving you top class entertainment from one of Britain's best loved singists and wot do I get???????

Nite nite folks ................ catch ya later

 

[big salami]

I'm gonna sing for ya now, okay???? Cover your ears



"Luuuuuuuuuuuuv, is a long and slender thing (wah, wah, wah), it can make you ceryyyyyy or it can make you sing ..........." Oy, hoooo threw that???

Here I am, giving you top class entertainment from one of Britain's best loved singists and wot do I get???????

Nite nite folks ................ catch ya later

My goodness (he quoth) what is that terrible catterwalling??, sonds like a certain Tiger that was once of my acquaintance!!!

It can't be him though, he disappeared without trace in the wilds of Lit a very long time ago!!!!!!!


Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!! *Points tiger hunting gun in most likely direction*

 

[Jail]

You can always tell when a woman is going to say something sensible ........................... she always starts off with "A man once told me.. !"

"A man once told me that he had heard from a woman................"

 

[Jail]

My goodness (he quoth) what is that terrible catterwalling??, sonds like a certain Tiger that was once of my acquaintance!!!

It can't be him though, he disappeared without trace in the wilds of Lit a very long time ago!!!!!!!


Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!! *Points tiger hunting gun in most likely direction*

hiya, BS hugsssssssssssss

 

[big salami]

hiya, BS hugsssssssssssss

Hiya Jail hunny, sorry I don';t want to appear to be rude but I really need to hit the hay, had a very tiring day but with happy consequences as you can read elsewhere

sleep tight and sweet dreams when the time comes for you.

 

[Jail]

Hiya Jail hunny, sorry I don';t want to appear to be rude but I really need to hit the hay, had a very tiring day but with happy consequences as you can read elsewhere

sleep tight and sweet dreams when the time comes for you.

G'night, hun. sweet dreams

 

[Gem_tiger]

My goodness (he quoth) what is that terrible catterwalling??, sonds like a certain Tiger that was once of my acquaintance!!!

It can't be him though, he disappeared without trace in the wilds of Lit a very long time ago!!!!!!!


Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!! *Points tiger hunting gun in most likely direction*

Surely, you jest, my good man ............. that thing could be loaded!!!

How's it going big fella???? I sure hope life is getting easier for you {{{{handshake}}}}

 

[Gem_tiger]

"A man once told me that he had heard from a woman................"

Jail, really!!!!! As your mother once said "My darling child, you are a great disappointment to me!"
And I now believe she was right

 

[Gem_tiger]

My goodness (he quoth) what is that terrible catterwalling??, sonds like a certain Tiger that was once of my acquaintance!!!

It can't be him though, he disappeared without trace in the wilds of Lit a very long time ago!!!!!!!


Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!! *Points tiger hunting gun in most likely direction*

Was that you throwing trainers and welly boots???

 

[kycuriousity]

Point 'em out and I'll hex 'em

Nah...thanks for the thought, though. No wonder you're my favorite witch!

 

[SinfulMiki]

hello

hello i am new here ;lookong to make new friends

 

[kycuriousity]

hello i am new here ;lookong to make new friends

Hi SM! Pleased to make your acquaintance!

 

[Dhalgren150]

*Chuckles* You keep thinking like that and you'll be needing a shower !

Mmmmmmm, you know I love your 's

I did have a shower.... and am going to the mists.... dreams of things of other realms...

here are a few more... 's

fades into the mist.....

 

[Gem_tiger]

hello i am new here ;lookong to make new friends

Hi SM, I too am very pleased to meet you x6

 

[kycuriousity]

Ky. complains:Time is not flying...that's the problem...sips Bean's vodka...

 

[Jail]

Jail, really!!!!! As your mother once said "My darling child, you are a great disappointment to me!"
And I now believe she was right

Yeah, but I was adopted, gem *sticks my tongue out*

 

[GingerDom]

Good My Morning Sweet 'n' sexy Witchie............((((huggggggggssssssssssss)))) and 's

I hope you slept well and the driving lesson went well - no more stalling I hope..

Have a truly wonderful day and I will catch up with you later to see how it went..

 

[WantonWitch]

I'm gonna sing for ya now, okay???? Cover your ears



"Luuuuuuuuuuuuv, is a long and slender thing (wah, wah, wah), it can make you ceryyyyyy or it can make you sing ..........." Oy, hoooo threw that???

Here I am, giving you top class entertainment from one of Britain's best loved singists and wot do I get???????

Nite nite folks ................ catch ya later

No wonder I had nightmares last night Kindly refrain from singing<<<< I use the term loosely, at night please

Hiya Gem having a good day I hope

 

[WantonWitch]

My goodness (he quoth) what is that terrible catterwalling??, sonds like a certain Tiger that was once of my acquaintance!!!

It can't be him though, he disappeared without trace in the wilds of Lit a very long time ago!!!!!!!


Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!! *Points tiger hunting gun in most likely direction*

*Chuckles* Uh huh, he dragged him self back in

Good to see you stopped by BS , hope you got a good nights rest {{{{Hugs}}}}

 

[WantonWitch]

Was that you throwing trainers and welly boots???

Must have been him, I had the fully loaded super soaker water gun

 

[WantonWitch]

Nah...thanks for the thought, though. No wonder you're my favorite witch!

Anytime !

 

[WantonWitch]

I did have a shower.... and am going to the mists.... dreams of things of other realms...

here are a few more... 's

fades into the mist.....

You'll be dreaming now Dhalgren, sweet ones I hope

 

[WantonWitch]

hello i am new here ;lookong to make new friends

Hiya SM and welcome I like new friends, drop by anytime you like hon