Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

Yes indeed, a 'BIG' effect.
Iam hopping offline now sweety.
Look after yourself and sweet dreams.

*grins* Sweet dreams, Evil when you fall asleep that is

 

[bodthemod]

Hi O Wonderful-Wiccan-one, back for my daily dose of Witty-Wicked-Verbal-Abuse !

 

[WantonWitch]

Hi O Wonderful-Wiccan-one, back for my daily dose of Witty-Wicked-Verbal-Abuse !

*Chuckles* Good evening, Bod

Kinda addictive this verbal abuse huh

 

[big salami]

Not interested... old crap... needs to stay buried.

Besides, I like my nice quiet l'il thread... most folks who wander in are friendly and yes, that DOES include you... I will have the B.S I know and love in my thread, please

I agree but don't like to be made to feel unwelcome when the reasons are not down to me and so I went in a while back and had my say.

This led to a reply that I wasn't happy with so I went back with all guns blazing and upset some people, some I would prefer not to have and some I couldn't give a shite about and got a few "snide" remarks for my trouble. (one even accusing me of making snide remarks, can yoiu imagine?)
Anyway the thread is dead for me and those that visit here and there will no doubt report back to the so called leaders of the thread and I hope they can do so accurately?

 

[big salami]

I agree but don't like to be made to feel unwelcome when the reasons are not down to me and so I went in a while back and had my say.

This led to a reply that I wasn't happy with so I went back with all guns blazing and upset some people, some I would prefer not to have and some I couldn't give a shite about and got a few "snide" remarks for my trouble. (one even accusing me of making snide remarks, can yoiu imagine?)
Anyway the thread is dead for me and those that visit here and there will no doubt report back to the so called leaders of the thread and I hope they can do so accurately?

Gonna race me to be 1st on page 900 then?

 

[bodthemod]

*Chuckles* Good evening, Bod

Kinda addictive this verbal abuse huh

Nahhhhhhh... just a gluton for punishment !

 

[WantonWitch]

I agree but don't like to be made to feel unwelcome when the reasons are not down to me and so I went in a while back and had my say.

This led to a reply that I wasn't happy with so I went back with all guns blazing and upset some people, some I would prefer not to have and some I couldn't give a shite about and got a few "snide" remarks for my trouble. (one even accusing me of making snide remarks, can yoiu imagine?)
Anyway the thread is dead for me and those that visit here and there will no doubt report back to the so called leaders of the thread and I hope they can do so accurately?

I neither know nor care who lurks in my thread... I know there are more than a few rofl.


And yes, I will race you to page 900

 

[WantonWitch]

Nahhhhhhh... just a gluton for punishment !

Playing rugby you would be rofl...

Had a good day ?

 

[big salami]

I neither know nor care who lurks in my thread... I know there are more than a few rofl.


And yes, I will race you to page 900

Yeah I can imagine!!



Ready? Steady, GO!!!!

 

[bodthemod]

Playing rugby you would be rofl...

Had a good day ?

Not so much in playing it these days... body has been far too battered over the years... all up for the apres-rugby though !

As to my day... welllllllll... hope you have had a much better one... its been mad... thats why am here for more witty-abuse... puts a smile on my ugly old chops

 

[Sienna]

The yOni

I mean seriously:
The look of it
The feel of it
The aroma of it
The idea of just getting lost in it
Regardless if it's surrounded by tiny curls
If it's completely smooth
Or even heavily protected

So that you have to dig in the exotic thicket
To get the prize you want
They're all beautiful
And I thank the day
The God's saw fit to bear me
So I could enjoy worshipping it daily
Have I grabbed your curiosity?

Wondering how something you probably overlooked
Could be so totally captivating?
Think of how it can smile at you
Sensing you coming
And you just can't resist
The urge to part those lips
More precious than The Golden Gates

They hide the luxurious heaven of present day
And that little nubbin
Yes, it comes in various sizes
But it's wonderfully swollen
Tempting you to feel its hardness
Holding so much in its little size

To make your woman literally writhe
But the piece de la résistance
The part that completely haunts
That beckons you for the ride
It literally whispers "open me wide"
Think of how it feels

The grip, the wetness
The tightness that you want to steal
It will hungrily pull you in
And you know it…you've given in
You've surrendered
You're lost in its splendor
Be it a finger, a tongue

Or that toy you own
You're determined to make it cum
Determined to claim it as your own
The most magnificent physical aspect
Of the exquisite creature called Woman
Beyond finger licking good

So much hides under that mystical hood
So take a while and just think
Of what it is that always pulls you to that brink
Ahh yes, my peeps
The yOni
Is truly….
A wonderful thing

 

[WantonWitch]

Yeah I can imagine!!



Ready? Steady, GO!!!!

On my way...... watch the arse

 

[WantonWitch]

Not so much in playing it these days... body has been far too battered over the years... all up for the apres-rugby though !

As to my day... welllllllll... hope you have had a much better one... its been mad... thats why am here for more witty-abuse... puts a smile on my ugly old chops

Ahhh... the helping to prop up the bar... I've often wondered... has a bar ever fallen over ??


You have cute knees... lotta women like cute knees... so I've heard

 

[WantonWitch]

The yOni

I mean seriously:
The look of it
The feel of it
The aroma of it
The idea of just getting lost in it
Regardless if it's surrounded by tiny curls
If it's completely smooth
Or even heavily protected

So that you have to dig in the exotic thicket
To get the prize you want
They're all beautiful
And I thank the day
The God's saw fit to bear me
So I could enjoy worshipping it daily
Have I grabbed your curiosity?

Wondering how something you probably overlooked
Could be so totally captivating?
Think of how it can smile at you
Sensing you coming
And you just can't resist
The urge to part those lips
More precious than The Golden Gates

They hide the luxurious heaven of present day
And that little nubbin
Yes, it comes in various sizes
But it's wonderfully swollen
Tempting you to feel its hardness
Holding so much in its little size

To make your woman literally writhe
But the piece de la résistance
The part that completely haunts
That beckons you for the ride
It literally whispers "open me wide"
Think of how it feels

The grip, the wetness
The tightness that you want to steal
It will hungrily pull you in
And you know it…you've given in
You've surrendered
You're lost in its splendor
Be it a finger, a tongue

Or that toy you own
You're determined to make it cum
Determined to claim it as your own
The most magnificent physical aspect
Of the exquisite creature called Woman
Beyond finger licking good

So much hides under that mystical hood
So take a while and just think
Of what it is that always pulls you to that brink
Ahh yes, my peeps
The yOni
Is truly….
A wonderful thing

Thank you, {{{{Sie}}}}

 

[Sienna]

Thank you, {{{{Sie}}}}

You're Welcome

 

[bodthemod]

Ahhh... the helping to prop up the bar... I've often wondered... has a bar ever fallen over ??


You have cute knees... lotta women like cute knees... so I've heard

Wellllllllll... prop is one of my fav positions...

As to the bar, am surprised it hasn't yet !

As to my knees, never had them complimented before... thats a new one

I would offer other more interesting parts of my anatomy, but might leave that for another day... might just be pushing my luck... I feel a huge hunk of biting Witchie-Wit may be flying my way !

Actually... thinking about it, thats why am here isn't it ? ... bring it on

 

[WantonWitch]

Wellllllllll... prop is one of my fav positions...

As to the bar, am surprised it hasn't yet !

As to my knees, never had them complimented before... thats a new one

I would offer other more interesting parts of my anatomy, but might leave that for another day... might just be pushing my luck... I feel a huge hunk of biting Witchie-Wit may be flying my way !

Actually... thinking about it, thats why am here isn't it ? ... bring it on

So am I the amount of guys all leaning n one side of it. *Insert big grin*

And surprisingly, considering I'm welsh born and bred... I know fcuk all about rugby *Blush*

Lol... well they are *wink*

As for the rest of your anatomy... I have a very good imagination.. * devil smilie*

Besides.. they all look much the same... it's what you do with it that matters

And you used nearly all the smilies up too rofl

 

[bodthemod]

So am I the amount of guys all leaning n one side of it. *Insert big grin*

And surprisingly, considering I'm welsh born and bred... I know fcuk all about rugby *Blush*

Lol... well they are *wink*

As for the rest of your anatomy... I have a very good imagination.. * devil smilie*

Besides.. they all look much the same... it's what you do with it that matters

And you used nearly all the smilies up too rofl

Welsh-girly not into rugger ???? ... dont they hang people for that in the valleys ?

As to the smilies, can't help it... you got me in a smiley mood now

 

[WantonWitch]

Welsh-girly not into rugger ???? ... dont they hang people for that in the valleys ?

As to the smilies, can't help it... you got me in a smiley mood now

I discovered far better things to be doing with rugby players

Oh good... I like having that effect too... fancy a lager ?

 

[bodthemod]

I discovered far better things to be doing with rugby players

Oh good... I like having that effect too... fancy a lager ?

Got a fridge full again... just need someone to drink them from... opppps... meant with

 

[WantonWitch]

Got a fridge full again... just need someone to drink them from... opppps... meant with

Lol... join the club... think I'll go teetotal... while I'm at it, could go join the local convent... save myself a fortune... on beer, bills and batteries

 

[big salami]

On my way...... watch the arse

One of my all time favourite passtimes hun, I'm awatchin' but got a little matter of some carers shown up at an inconvenient time.
Will do my best though despite all oddsa.


{{{{{{SIE}}}}}}} good to see you pop into my new "home" sweetie.
Will still only be an occasional visitor and promise not to cause mayhem here!

unless I get pushed again that is!!

 

[big salami]

Lol... join the club... think I'll go teetotal... while I'm at it, could go join the local convent... save myself a fortune... on beer, bills and batteries

Just thought of a way to save you a fortune on them thar batteries Witchy dearest!!!

 

[bodthemod]

Lol... join the club... think I'll go teetotal... while I'm at it, could go join the local convent... save myself a fortune... on beer, bills and batteries

A teetotal ex-pat welsh nun who doesnt really understand rugger .. cant think of a worse combo !!!

PS... as to the idea of "saving on batteries" by entering a convent, not really a good idea... unless the other nuns like "used" cucumbers in their salad

 

[WantonWitch]

One of my all time favourite passtimes hun, I'm awatchin' but got a little matter of some carers shown up at an inconvenient time.
Will do my best though despite all oddsa.


{{{{{{SIE}}}}}}} good to see you pop into my new "home" sweetie.
Will still only be an occasional visitor and promise not to cause mayhem here!

unless I get pushed again that is!!

*grins* I know

No one 'pushes' or is 'pushed' in my thread... good manners are both expected and demanded in here