Doesn't time fly when.......

[zukethecuke]

Lol... very true.... guess I hadn't thought of that bit

Of course, if she didn't throttle me first thing, she'd probably warm up to the idea. She's quite a people-person. I could organize a Lit-together at our hotel. I don't suppose any of our fine Litizens run a b&b? We could all add a few dozen points to our kink ratings....

 

[WantonWitch]

Of course, if she didn't throttle me first thing, she'd probably warm up to the idea. She's quite a people-person. I could organize a Lit-together at our hotel. I don't suppose any of our fine Litizens run a b&b? We could all add a few dozen points to our kink ratings....

Nobody's mentioned it shame that would be a fun evening I reckon... once everyone stopped being shy

 

[zukethecuke]

Nobody's mentioned it shame that would be a fun evening I reckon... once everyone stopped being shy

That's it! When I retire I'll buy a rambling old place somewhere in England and run it as a b&b! Advertise only on Literotica and greet all the guests very personally! (And I'll stock your favorite brandy.)

 

[WantonWitch]

That's it! When I retire I'll buy a rambling old place somewhere in England and run it as a b&b! Advertise only on Literotica and greet all the guests very personally! (And I'll stock your favorite brandy.)

*Chuckles* and keep me a big comfy chair by the fire ?

 

[zukethecuke]

*Chuckles* and keep me a big comfy chair by the fire ?

If that's how you'd like it. You could hold court. Threaten to turn miscreants into frogs. Adjust your jewelry. Keep an eye out for stray men.

 

[WantonWitch]

If that's how you'd like it. You could hold court. Threaten to turn miscreants into frogs. Adjust your jewelry. Keep an eye out for stray men.

*Grins* I just like to be all warm and comfy while looking out for stray men

 

[zukethecuke]

*Grins* I just like to be all warm and comfy while looking out for stray men

Chair by the fire, brandy, chocolate, steady stream of stray, strange, and straying men: it doesn't take much to keep you happy!

Mrs. Z will want much the same thing, less the brandy and men.

I'll be in the kitchen washing up.

 

[WantonWitch]

Chair by the fire, brandy, chocolate, steady stream of stray, strange, and straying men: it doesn't take much to keep you happy!

Mrs. Z will want much the same thing, less the brandy and men.

I'll be in the kitchen washing up.

Lol... don't want the chocolates thank you... not good for a girl

That's ok... I'll find you a very nice apron

 

[zukethecuke]

Lol... don't want the chocolates thank you... not good for a girl

That's ok... I'll find you a very nice apron

OK, you get the brandy, she gets the chocolates, you get to share the chair, and I get to watch!

 

[WantonWitch]

OK, you get the brandy, she gets the chocolates, you get to share the chair, and I get to watch!

*Chuckles* Oh I see.... better make it a love seat then

 

[zukethecuke]

*Chuckles* Oh I see.... better make it a love seat then

I'm sure anything you sit in is a love seat.

 

[WantonWitch]

I'm sure anything you sit in is a love seat.

Smoothie

 

[zukethecuke]

Smoothie

aw shucks

Maybe I am up to talking the wife into meeting folks.

 

[WantonWitch]

aw shucks

Maybe I am up to talking the wife into meeting folks.

Maybe... then again... do you like sleeping on the sofa ?

 

[zukethecuke]

Maybe... then again... do you like sleeping on the sofa ?

It's not really a sofa, more of a, um, love seat. And I'm WAY too tall to enjoy sleeping on anything of the sort.

 

[WantonWitch]

It's not really a sofa, more of a, um, love seat. And I'm WAY too tall to enjoy sleeping on anything of the sort.

Oh dear... that just leaves the floor... not comfortable... maybe you should practice more.... just to be sure

 

[zukethecuke]

Oh dear... that just leaves the floor... not comfortable... maybe you should practice more.... just to be sure

You mean spend more time buttering you up?

 

[WantonWitch]

You mean spend more time buttering you up?

Damn... you saw thru my devious ploy

 

[zukethecuke]

Damn... you saw thru my devious ploy

Abso-damned-lutely! Please pass the butter. And don't squirm.

 

[WantonWitch]

Abso-damned-lutely! Please pass the butter. And don't squirm.

Grins.... Have no butter




Dairy intolerant

 

[zukethecuke]

Grins.... Have no butter




Dairy intolerant

Arrrgh! Corn oil, then.... We could do some very interesting things with corn oil.

 

[WantonWitch]

Arrrgh! Corn oil, then.... We could do some very interesting things with corn oil.

*Chuckles* Tis good for the skin too I guess

 

[zukethecuke]

*Chuckles* Tis good for the skin too I guess

Oh, certainly, my dear! Good for the skin! That's it, exactly! Just relax a bit while I apply it.


On a less pleasant note, the weather here has gone from bad to truly horrid -- the rain turned to sleet hours ago, and the sleet has turned to ice, and I need to go chip my way into my car and head home. There's some chance we'll be snowed in tomorrow.

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, certainly, my dear! Good for the skin! That's it, exactly! Just relax a bit while I apply it.


On a less pleasant note, the weather here has gone from bad to truly horrid -- the rain turned to sleet hours ago, and the sleet has turned to ice, and I need to go chip my way into my car and head home. There's some chance we'll be snowed in tomorrow.

*grins* wicked man


Brrrr that doesn't sound good... drive safe and keep warm Zuke

 

[zukethecuke]

*grins* wicked man


Brrrr that doesn't sound good... drive safe and keep warm Zuke

I will do so! Bye!