Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

That's it, the lack of sex! It's getting to me!! Please send help! *bursts into tears*

*Hands over hanky* don't cry.... makes ya look like Rudolph

 

[MuttzNutz]

Didn't you already do that with " slut on a tablecloth " ?

I never did anything with a slut on a tablecloth

 

[Bound_Grace]

Sounds like a dirty job - I may be able to be of assistance there

You think so? What are your qualifications?

 

[Bound_Grace]

*Hands over hanky* don't cry.... makes ya look like Rudolph

Thanks Witchie

 

[WantonWitch]

Thanks Witchie

No problem

 

[MuttzNutz]

You think so? What are your qualifications?

Hmmm - I don't want to say anything about what I may or may not be able to so

 

[Bound_Grace]

Hmmm - I don't want to say anything about what I may or may not be able to so

lol...I understand.

 

[behindthewheel]

any stew left Wanton?

 

[WantonWitch]

any stew left Wanton?

Ummmm no .... sorry we ate it all was very good

 

[Dragonteeth]

Thank you, kind Sir.

Ah...but the right voice, at the right volume, saying the right things can stimulate nerve endings as well. Wouldn't you agree?

I do agree, The mind is the best erogenous zone I know...

but I really don't thing a "Talking Dildo" would have the right effect...

I belive it would need to be able to make hot breath and the lightest of feather touches on your delicate shell like ear to have the right effect...

 

[behindthewheel]

Ummmm no .... sorry we ate it all was very good

and I was looking forward to it as well

 

[Bound_Grace]

I do agree, The mind is the best erogenous zone I know...

but I really don't thing a "Talking Dildo" would have the right effect...

I belive it would need to be able to make hot breath and the lightest of feather touches on your delicate shell like ear to have the right effect...

Well, I'm sure there isn't a contraption invented that could do that...And if there was, I'd still rather have the real thing.

 

[WantonWitch]

and I was looking forward to it as well

You'd have enjoyed it.... perfect food for weather like tonight

 

[behindthewheel]

You'd have enjoyed it.... perfect food for weather like tonight

you forgot to mention the company as well

 

[Dragonteeth]

Well, I'm sure there isn't a contraption invented that could do that...And if there was, I'd still rather have the real thing.

I preffer the real thing too when it comes to that.

 

[WantonWitch]

you forgot to mention the company as well

Only time the yeti's quiet ....sheer heaven * sighs at the memory *

 

[behindthewheel]

Only time the yeti's quiet ....sheer heaven * sighs at the memory *

lol..........just speechless

 

[WantonWitch]

lol..........just speechless

Now that's a novelty

 

[behindthewheel]

Now that's a novelty

ever tried giving 10 packs of bubble gum?

 

[WantonWitch]

ever tried giving 10 packs of bubble gum?

Or a couple of gobstoppers ?

 

[behindthewheel]

Or a couple of gobstoppers ?

you sound experienced............

 

[WantonWitch]

you sound experienced............

After raising three teenagers.... damn right !

 

[Dragonteeth]

Or a couple of gobstoppers ?

a packet of

"StarDust"

???

 

[WantonWitch]

a packet of

"StarDust"

???

I remember that stuff.... exploded in your mouth

 

[Dragonteeth]

I remember that stuff.... exploded in your mouth

Mmmmm....

>pop<

>crackle<

>pop<

>snap<



seem to recall an interesting recipie for icecream or something thatincluded a packet of the stuff...

a very DIFFERENT "Mouth Feel"