Doesn't time fly when.......

WantonWitch said:
Me.... it's the lager :eek:.... makes me dance in my chair to the music :D
ahh yes,,,,the chair dance
i always have to get up and shake my tailfeathers to the music(although at times,,,after too many rounds with Jose Cuervo,,,,its NOT the best idea..)
 
alisonwunderlnd said:
ahh yes,,,,the chair dance
i always have to get up and shake my tailfeathers to the music(although at times,,,after too many rounds with Jose Cuervo,,,,its NOT the best idea..)


The dancin's not so bad.... it's when I start to sing this late the neighbours think I'm torturing someone :D
 
WantonWitch said:
The dancin's not so bad.... it's when I start to sing this late the neighbours think I'm torturing someone :D


my dancing is not so bad,,,its the thinking its agood idea to start taking off my clothes,,,,LOL :eek:
and hooey on the neighbours,,,sing your heart out!!
 
alisonwunderlnd said:
my dancing is not so bad,,,its the thinking its agood idea to start taking off my clothes,,,,LOL :eek:
and hooey on the neighbours,,,sing your heart out!!


Ali !!! I'm surprised............ :D

Oh I do...... never know I might get a nice young officer knocking on the door :devil:
 
WantonWitch said:
Ali !!! I'm surprised............ :D

Oh I do...... never know I might get a nice young officer knocking on the door :devil:



you could always invite him in for a private auditon,, ;)
 
big salami said:
*chases the wriggling arse with paddle in right hand!*



*Runs as if all the demons from hell were chasin her * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greased lightnings got nothin on me :p
 
WantonWitch said:
Ali !!! I'm surprised............ :D

Oh I do...... never know I might get a nice young officer knocking on the door :devil:


I was that nice young officer once, could pretend it took me a long while to get round to deal with your complaint!! :D :p
 
WantonWitch said:
*Runs as if all the demons from hell were chasin her * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greased lightnings got nothin on me :p


*operates the starter button on jet powered roller skates*
 
big salami said:
I was that nice young officer once, could pretend it took me a long while to get round to deal with your complaint!! :D :p


Lmao..... no way.... I know just what your punishment would be :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
Lmao..... no way.... I know just what your punishment would be :eek:


Now now madam, just slip your hands into these nice bracelets I'm holding out for you, this won't hurt a bit.......................................YET!!!!
 
big salami said:
Now now madam, just slip your hands into these nice bracelets I'm holding out for you, this won't hurt a bit.......................................YET!!!!


Nope....... is not singing at night anymore !!!!! :p
 
big salami said:
Got extra large fuel tank strapped to my waist!

:p :nana:


Rofl....you'll need it... I know lots of hills.... and running 'em is in the blood you know :cool:
 
WantonWitch said:
Rofl....you'll need it... I know lots of hills.... and running 'em is in the blood you know :cool:


That may be so but running uphill also slows you down a tad and my jet rollers have no problems with hills, doubt if you'd even get to the top of the second one beffore I slipped a leg spreader on ya to slow you to a waddle similar to an Irish navvy in new wellies with short strings!
 
big salami said:
That may be so but running uphill also slows you down a tad and my jet rollers have no problems with hills, doubt if you'd even get to the top of the second one beffore I slipped a leg spreader on ya to slow you to a waddle similar to an Irish navvy in new wellies with short strings!


Lmao.... hard to get hold of an oiled Witch :D
 
big salami said:
I got gloves with sandpaper grips!!


All the modern equipment you know!


You'd use sandpaper on my delicate skin :eek: :eek: you...you...you sadist !!!!!
 
WantonWitch said:
You'd use sandpaper on my delicate skin :eek: :eek: you...you...you sadist !!!!!


LOL, well wouldn't need to if you'd just be reasonable and stop running away from me and oiling yourself!!
 
big salami said:
LOL, well wouldn't need to if you'd just be reasonable and stop running away from me and oiling yourself!!


:p the oil keeps me all soft n smooth and the exercise is good for you :cool:
 
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