Doesn't time fly when.......

[alisonwunderlnd]

Me.... it's the lager .... makes me dance in my chair to the music

ahh yes,,,,the chair dance
i always have to get up and shake my tailfeathers to the music(although at times,,,after too many rounds with Jose Cuervo,,,,its NOT the best idea..)

 

[WantonWitch]

ahh yes,,,,the chair dance
i always have to get up and shake my tailfeathers to the music(although at times,,,after too many rounds with Jose Cuervo,,,,its NOT the best idea..)

The dancin's not so bad.... it's when I start to sing this late the neighbours think I'm torturing someone

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

The dancin's not so bad.... it's when I start to sing this late the neighbours think I'm torturing someone

my dancing is not so bad,,,its the thinking its agood idea to start taking off my clothes,,,,LOL
and hooey on the neighbours,,,sing your heart out!!

 

[WantonWitch]

my dancing is not so bad,,,its the thinking its agood idea to start taking off my clothes,,,,LOL
and hooey on the neighbours,,,sing your heart out!!

Ali !!! I'm surprised............

Oh I do...... never know I might get a nice young officer knocking on the door

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Ali !!! I'm surprised............

Oh I do...... never know I might get a nice young officer knocking on the door

you could always invite him in for a private auditon,,

 

[WantonWitch]

you could always invite him in for a private auditon,,

Mmmmm I was ummmmm contemplating somethin like that

 

[big salami]

*Saunters away... wriggling arse *

*chases the wriggling arse with paddle in right hand!*

 

[WantonWitch]

*chases the wriggling arse with paddle in right hand!*

*Runs as if all the demons from hell were chasin her * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greased lightnings got nothin on me

 

[big salami]

Ali !!! I'm surprised............

Oh I do...... never know I might get a nice young officer knocking on the door

I was that nice young officer once, could pretend it took me a long while to get round to deal with your complaint!!

 

[big salami]

*Runs as if all the demons from hell were chasin her * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greased lightnings got nothin on me

*operates the starter button on jet powered roller skates*

 

[WantonWitch]

I was that nice young officer once, could pretend it took me a long while to get round to deal with your complaint!!

Lmao..... no way.... I know just what your punishment would be

 

[WantonWitch]

*operates the starter button on jet powered roller skates*

*Runs uphill* they'll soon run out

 

[big salami]

Lmao..... no way.... I know just what your punishment would be

Now now madam, just slip your hands into these nice bracelets I'm holding out for you, this won't hurt a bit.......................................YET!!!!

 

[big salami]

*Runs uphill* they'll soon run out

Got extra large fuel tank strapped to my waist!

 

[WantonWitch]

Now now madam, just slip your hands into these nice bracelets I'm holding out for you, this won't hurt a bit.......................................YET!!!!

Nope....... is not singing at night anymore !!!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Got extra large fuel tank strapped to my waist!

Rofl....you'll need it... I know lots of hills.... and running 'em is in the blood you know

 

[big salami]

Rofl....you'll need it... I know lots of hills.... and running 'em is in the blood you know

That may be so but running uphill also slows you down a tad and my jet rollers have no problems with hills, doubt if you'd even get to the top of the second one beffore I slipped a leg spreader on ya to slow you to a waddle similar to an Irish navvy in new wellies with short strings!

 

[WantonWitch]

That may be so but running uphill also slows you down a tad and my jet rollers have no problems with hills, doubt if you'd even get to the top of the second one beffore I slipped a leg spreader on ya to slow you to a waddle similar to an Irish navvy in new wellies with short strings!

Lmao.... hard to get hold of an oiled Witch

 

[big salami]

Lmao.... hard to get hold of an oiled Witch

I got gloves with sandpaper grips!!


All the modern equipment you know!

 

[WantonWitch]

I got gloves with sandpaper grips!!


All the modern equipment you know!

You'd use sandpaper on my delicate skin you...you...you sadist !!!!!

 

[big salami]

You'd use sandpaper on my delicate skin you...you...you sadist !!!!!

LOL, well wouldn't need to if you'd just be reasonable and stop running away from me and oiling yourself!!

 

[WantonWitch]

LOL, well wouldn't need to if you'd just be reasonable and stop running away from me and oiling yourself!!

the oil keeps me all soft n smooth and the exercise is good for you

 

[big salami]

the oil keeps me all soft n smooth and the exercise is good for you

Well then, I guess the sandpaper stays!!!


night night all

 

[WantonWitch]

Well then, I guess the sandpaper stays!!!


night night all

Dream sweet {{{BS}}}

 

[WantonWitch]

Good mornin' All

'Tis beautiful here today.....blue skies an' sunshine