Doesn't anyone

[Shylady]

think before they send memos? This came in my email today and it is supposed to be a real memo sent out.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).

Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate
nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be
attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacture of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic
balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not
usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in
sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
immediately.

It is recommended each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and
replacing these necessary items.

 

[Pokerman]

Remember too, to clean your balls occassionally too. Balls tend to attract dirt and hair, so make sure to clean them thoroughly, regularly. To make sure your balls are completely clean and smooth, roll them in your hands for a minute or so, to make sure you got it all nice and clean.

Clean balls are happy balls!!!!

 

[Kymberley]

My cats loved it too. Wonder if all three of my cats are gathering all the spare change they can find so they can order a few dozens mouse balls for their own pleasure.


Makes you wonder who proofs that stuff.

 

[Kymberley]

Remember too, to clean your balls occassionally too. Balls tend to attract dirt and hair, so make sure to clean them thoroughly, regularly. To make sure your balls are completely clean and smooth, roll them in your hands for a minute or so, to make sure you got it all nice and clean.

Clean balls are happy balls!!!!

My mother said that just touching them makes them sticky, and that it is best not to ever touch them with lotion on your hands.

She also said that alcohol is the best thing to clean them with. And you know the saying, "mother's know best"

 

[Pokerman]

She also said that alcohol is the best thing to clean them with. ..

would that be RUBBING alcohol?

 

[Shylady]

lol Pokerman you have happy balls? ohhhhh the thoughts



lol Kym how you doing?

 

[Pokerman]

lol Pokerman you have happy balls? ohhhhh the thoughts

yep, my balls are clean, lol!

care to share those thoughts?

 

[Kymberley]

would that be RUBBING alcohol?

I do believe so, but I sure wish she would have told me which kind of alcohol was best to be used on balls before I wrote Bourbon and Ice.




Great Shy how are you sexy lady?

 

[Shylady]

lol Pokerman come closer and I will whisper them

Kym I am great I am off to get my hair cut

byeeee y'all

 

[Cheyenne]

think before they send memos? This came in my email today and it is supposed to be a real memo sent out.

That joke is still out there? It's been around for years and years. I'm too lazy to go to the urban legends sites tonight to look it up for you, but maybe someone else will want to do that.

Funny, but it should be since it is a joke.

 

[wolfie69]

SHYLADY!!!! huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

 

[Shylady]

Wolfie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((HUG))))))))) how are you sweetie?

Where is my howl?

kisssssssssses

 

[Wizard]

<Ducking out of the way>.....................................

 

[batter]

NUTS!!

i didnt realize this was around for a while. this was my first time of seeing this.

and i was going to say that my balls are domestic size and i always make sure i keep my balls clean.
nothing wrong with taking them out and inspecting them once in a while.