Does your bathroom carpet float?

[Matthew Craig]

Mine does. "Why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride." +1 internet point if you can guess how.

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[LesDesirable]

Do you know what is truly sad?

+1 internet if you answered - this is currently the most interesting thread on the GB.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Do you know what is truly sad?

+1 internet if you answered - this is currently the most interesting thread on the GB.

But, people are going to accuse you of being my alt or something.

 

[LesDesirable]

.....

 

[Kantarii]

But, people are going to accuse you of being my alt or something.

At least I don’t have to worry about that. I’m accused of guilt by association, Matt.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I must be your alt, as I am not currently calling you a Nazi, Commie, Queer, or Racist. Everyone who is not your alt only does those things in your threads. Do not get too joyful, I may well call you one or more of those things soon, but not quite yet.

my carpet does not float - just btw.

beew? Que? No wait.. RocketSniffer!

 

[Hal9000_]

I must be your alt, as I am not currently calling you a Nazi, Commie, Queer, or Racist. Everyone who is not your alt only does those things in your threads. Do not get too joyful, I may well call you one or more of those things soon, but not quite yet.

my carpet does not float - just btw.

Well...he posts nazi pics and memes, and goes around here calling open homos faggots.

I imagine he giggles as he posts these things.

 

[LesDesirable]

.....

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Cockroaches?

 

[Matthew Craig]

No, No, and no.

No one really, which is probably the reason I am not calling you names yet.

I do miss the old names.. If we get to that point.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Cockroaches?

No, the vent is under it.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

The internet has ruined me. I always assume the worst.

 

[LesDesirable]

.....

 

[Matthew Craig]

The internet has ruined me. I always assume the worst.

Have you ever had a dream that, that...

 

[Hal9000_]

No more than you giggle when you use RWCJ or shorten homosexual to homo.

MC appears to like shock value. Were he American he would be a howard stern disciple. Offending for the sake of offence.

I don't giggle over RWCJ or homo. And how is using those terms comparable to openly advocating nazi propaganda or calling people faggots? At least he's not quite as bad as BB with the nigger talk.

 

[LesDesirable]

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[Hal9000_]

How is it not the same? You use a homoerotic term to denigrate your (now this is a stupid thing to have) Lit political enemies but apparently that is acceptable because you are going after right winger posters.

You do it to insult and hurt people you know only through their Lit character.

Matthew posts what he posts to shock you into certain reactions. He is a performance actor and you are part of his act. Every time you respond with the slurs, as you have now twice in this thread, you encourage more of it. By your pretense of attacking Matthew - you claimed a right to use racist and homophobic slurs.

Apples and oranges, dude. "RWCJ" is certainly a pejorative, but "insults and hurts" absolutely no one. "Homo" was me being lazy. As you mentioned, I shortened the full term. Not a slur, at all.

I have no Lit enemies. Some call me a "socialist", or other nonsense at times, but that is the extent of my Lit "battles".

How do you know what Matty is? Noobie.

 

[Shelly2inme]

Best thread ever

Matt,

You have out done yourself. This is your best thread ever.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Matt,

You have out done yourself. This is your best thread ever.

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It's better with sound.