Does it bother you to know that Canada has weapons of Masturbation

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Discuss

 

[SINthysist]

Yeah, guys like Jimi scare me !

 

[SINthysist]

Gals like Cry scare me too!

 

[SINthysist]

It must be the vast, lonely distances...

 

[Sillyman]

I happen to directly benefit from those weapons, so no.

 

[SINthysist]

lol

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I am confused with this thread.

 

[SINthysist]

Don't worry your little head.

Go back to masturbating.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Don't worry your little head.

Go back to masturbating.

I'm not aloud to masterbate.

 

[SINthysist]

Then do it quietly...

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Then do it quietly...

no I really dont want to get in trouble LOL

 

[roxanne69]

I'm glad we have them. We need something to do in our igloos.

 

[concrete]

masturbation won't make you pregnant...no trouble

 

[Pixie Mischief]

LMAO people do think I live in an igloo actually LOL

 

[SINthysist]

Place thaws in August!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Place thaws in August!

No. freezes up in August.. well September

 

[someplace]

Todd, I had no idea of what this thread would be about, but your title is very very clever. *grin*

 

[Blackbich]

Originally posted by Todd-'o'-Vision
Does it bother you to know that Canada has weapons of Masturbation

Oh no...say it isn't so!! What will we do when the northern half of North America goes blind???

 

[hogjack]

This revelation is stimulating

I find this admission quite disturbing.

Is there a commission to probe deeper into this situation?

Are there any UN inspectors left to lend a hand in putting a finger on exactly how many weapons of masturbation are in use or available for use?

 

[SINthysist]

Well beat every bush probe every crevice pry into every crack poke about in every hole...

Where's the Danish? Coolville? A humanitarian effort is called for here!

 

[Mona Lisa]

We cannot allow a rogue state such as Canada to threaten our borders with these weapons of masturbation! We must immediately send troops to confiscate all WoM's! It's a matter of national security!

That, and my Pocket Rocket just gave up the ghost

 

[SINthysist]

Better assemble some piece marchers...

 

[SINthysist]

I mean Piece Protestors!

 

[Guest]

Perhaps a massive humanitarian effort is needed.

I don't want to give up MY toys, but maybe we can send them new and improved masturbatory items and ask for a piece, er, a peace.

Better orgasms all around! Spread the love, baby!

 

[concrete]

Perhaps a massive humanitarian effort is needed.


Better orgasms all around! Spread the love, baby!

I'm pumping as fast as I can....for a piece....
some NATO or NAKED help might be needed...send in the BUSH