So I guess this must be the afterlife. Seems very much like the one before
Mind you I have thought I had died before, why did my psychiatrist have to tell me my pre-morbid functioning was good
That led me to believe I was immortal, which was quite fun for a while. Even came up for a theory to explain it - in the multi-universe interpretation of quantum mechanics there is a universe for every possible outcome no matter how unlikely, my consciousness at every event jumped to a universe where I was still alive.
I'd be happy to dish out some spankings, form an orderly queue.