Does anyone else miss PC?

[Problem Child]

Let's all do COMDEX in November - I'm going to be there then anyway.

Is COMDEX that trade show that centers on your magnificent penis and all the things it can do, like pressure washing driveways and preparing Caesar salads in less time, leaving the average housewife more time to relax and masturbate?

 

[sunstruck]

Is COMDEX that trade show that centers on your magnificent penis and all the things it can do, like pressure washing driveways and preparing Caesar salads in less time, leaving the average housewife more time to relax and masturbate?

And all for only $19.95

 

[Problem Child]

And all for only $19.95

My last watch cost $60 and does little more than simply tell time.

Dillinger's penis is Smithsonian bound.

 

[sunstruck]

My last watch cost $60 and does little more than simply tell time.

Dillinger's penis is Smithsonian bound.

So this is a limited time offer then?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Originally posted by the Lit Spelling B Loser

blah blah blah...pussing vat...blah blah blah

I can't believe you people let that one pass without comment.

WAKE UP LITEROTICA!!!

 

[sunstruck]

I can't believe you people let that one pass without comment.

WAKE UP LITEROTICA!!!

ROSE!!! Hiya girly. I love you.

Oh, and BITE ME!

 

[Rambling Rose]

You think that bigger font makes you look tough?

CHOMP!

 

[sunstruck]

Owww!!!!! Ok ok I'll spell check!!!

Now gimmee some pussing.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Pisstashio, chuckleit, or lemmein?

Which reminds me of a story:

I was eating at one of those fashionable Japanese restaurants where they prepare the food at your table and you have the distinct pleasure of wolfing down your vittles surrounded intimately by a group of relative strangers. I like to inform the hostess that it is my dining partners birthday (the actual birthday is unimportant) so that all within a radius of fifty feet can enjoy the special Japanese traditional birthday song and then we get free dessert. Gotta love that, right?

Anyway...

The gentle waitress comes to us after the song and asks my friend what type of ice-cream the would prefer. Orange sherbet or wahneelah. My friend, never one to shy from adventure, ordered the mysterious wahneela flavored frozen treat. Imagine our surprise when the woman brings him a silver cup of plain old vanilla.

We just had a big old laugh at ourselves.

So which is it, sunstruck? What flavor of pussing are we gonna dive into tonight?

 

[sunstruck]

The fact that it's going to take your connection 10 minutes to DL this response only pleases me more.

We will be diving into weeneela flaforfed romblan raseeee. I half heeared she taskes lick chiece cakie.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Mmmm wahneela!

 

[sunstruck]

Mmmm wahneela!

I'm telling you, between your AV an my husbands new for love for circle jerks in the woods (or whatever the fuck they are doing) I'm reflecting fondly on my bi days.

 

[Dillinger]

Is COMDEX that trade show that centers on your magnificent penis and all the things it can do, like pressure washing driveways and preparing Caesar salads in less time, leaving the average housewife more time to relax and masturbate?

Uh yup (that's what they say in TN, isn't it?) - that's the one.

 

[sunstruck]

Uh yup (that's what they say in TN, isn't it?) - that's the one.

No uh yup is Maine!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I just miss him.

I'll go kick Ten's ass if she keeps him off the 'puter too much.

Really.


I will.


Okay, so maybe there'll be wild rampaging sex and a definitive spanking (not on my butt) involved in "kicking Ten's ass," but it will be an ass kicking. Sort of. I'll rub my foot on her ass just to be semantically correct.

There.

Hey, I haven't had anything to do with him not posting so much. Really.

I haven't had him hogtied in the closet wearing him out with the strap-on

Honest.