Does anyone else miss PC?
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Problem Child
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Hi everyone.
My life has undergone considerable change lately, as some of you know. Lots of errands and details to be taken care of, but things are finally starting to settle down, and I'm getting used to the Tennessee jungle and it's natives- trying to learn their strange and frightening ways. They are not like me, these Tennesseeans, these people that say things like "preciate'cha", and "come back now!"
These Tennesseeans live in a hostile environment. One of the biggest selling points of a good car is that it has "Cold Arr"...meaning that the air conditioner in the vehicle is an especially efficient one.
People move a little slower here in the south, and this has added to my frustration. In the last few months I have been requested not to "get my balls in an uproar" on several occasions. I believe that I have a gear that these folks are not equipped with, and that I should get used to not using this gear...that it is wholly unnecessary. I'm starting to believe that a valid excuse for a doctor letting a patient bleeding to death in a hospital waiting room might be due to the patient's inability to keep his or her "pants on".
Anyway, all the cultural adjustments have cause me to limit my time at Lit and it is hard to keep up on all the gossip and changing names and avs.
For instance, I checked into Lit yesterday and started reading posts by a person named "grrrly". This person has a 159 posts per day average. She seems very deep, like a mud puddle. She doesn't like me. She called me an asshole, and she obviously has no idea what a fragile person I am. I think I'll cry now. I almost left Lit permanently because of it.
I think she should change her name to Blk Pnthr...or Shark Zen...or Woody Viagra (for you Cheyenne). A new identity can work wonders, or so I hear.
Actually, once you're away from this place for a while, it's a bit hard to get back into the swing of things. Oh, certain things never change...
...Cheyenne still remembers gow many toothpicks are spilled on the diner floor and has to have her boxer shorts from K-Mart...size 32.
DCL will continue to namedrop as slyly as he can get away with while providing good humor for all.
Purple Haze will continue to rip new ass with abandon. At times it's like watching Tiger Woods golf.
Dillinger can be relied on to be friendly and helpful to all, while interjecting mind-numbingly complex tracts on philosphy and metaphysics, and all this as he simultaneously reminds us that every woman should appreciate cocks the size of small war monuments.
Ishmael will continue to forward the conservative cause while Lavender continues to try and thwart him.
Laurel can be counted on to mediate arguments, at least until she loses it and accuses every conservative on the board of being a Rush Limbaugh clone.
Starfish is completely insane and everyone knows it. It isn't discussed openly, but everyone loves her and hopes she regains her sanity soon.
p_p_man, as always, continues to suck runny diarrhea from a dead sailcat's ass.
I could go on, but you get the drift.
To the new people...hi, how are you? Don't get too upset when I call you a retarded lump of muleshit, with brains so small they should be used to calibrate electron microscopes, because I'm probably kidding.
Or not...it's just an internet bulletin board, so why get all bunched about it?
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I have include a few reasons for my move to TN below, strictly for your viewing enjoyment. The first is a shot of the TN_Vixen family cabin on a rainy sunday afternoon...
My life has undergone considerable change lately, as some of you know. Lots of errands and details to be taken care of, but things are finally starting to settle down, and I'm getting used to the Tennessee jungle and it's natives- trying to learn their strange and frightening ways. They are not like me, these Tennesseeans, these people that say things like "preciate'cha", and "come back now!"
These Tennesseeans live in a hostile environment. One of the biggest selling points of a good car is that it has "Cold Arr"...meaning that the air conditioner in the vehicle is an especially efficient one.
People move a little slower here in the south, and this has added to my frustration. In the last few months I have been requested not to "get my balls in an uproar" on several occasions. I believe that I have a gear that these folks are not equipped with, and that I should get used to not using this gear...that it is wholly unnecessary. I'm starting to believe that a valid excuse for a doctor letting a patient bleeding to death in a hospital waiting room might be due to the patient's inability to keep his or her "pants on".
Anyway, all the cultural adjustments have cause me to limit my time at Lit and it is hard to keep up on all the gossip and changing names and avs.
For instance, I checked into Lit yesterday and started reading posts by a person named "grrrly". This person has a 159 posts per day average. She seems very deep, like a mud puddle. She doesn't like me. She called me an asshole, and she obviously has no idea what a fragile person I am. I think I'll cry now. I almost left Lit permanently because of it.
I think she should change her name to Blk Pnthr...or Shark Zen...or Woody Viagra (for you Cheyenne). A new identity can work wonders, or so I hear.
Actually, once you're away from this place for a while, it's a bit hard to get back into the swing of things. Oh, certain things never change...
...Cheyenne still remembers gow many toothpicks are spilled on the diner floor and has to have her boxer shorts from K-Mart...size 32.
DCL will continue to namedrop as slyly as he can get away with while providing good humor for all.
Purple Haze will continue to rip new ass with abandon. At times it's like watching Tiger Woods golf.
Dillinger can be relied on to be friendly and helpful to all, while interjecting mind-numbingly complex tracts on philosphy and metaphysics, and all this as he simultaneously reminds us that every woman should appreciate cocks the size of small war monuments.
Ishmael will continue to forward the conservative cause while Lavender continues to try and thwart him.
Laurel can be counted on to mediate arguments, at least until she loses it and accuses every conservative on the board of being a Rush Limbaugh clone.
Starfish is completely insane and everyone knows it. It isn't discussed openly, but everyone loves her and hopes she regains her sanity soon.
p_p_man, as always, continues to suck runny diarrhea from a dead sailcat's ass.
I could go on, but you get the drift.
To the new people...hi, how are you? Don't get too upset when I call you a retarded lump of muleshit, with brains so small they should be used to calibrate electron microscopes, because I'm probably kidding.
Or not...it's just an internet bulletin board, so why get all bunched about it?
***
I have include a few reasons for my move to TN below, strictly for your viewing enjoyment. The first is a shot of the TN_Vixen family cabin on a rainy sunday afternoon...
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alexandraaah
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Well yay.
Yay yay yay.
Yay yay yay.
Calamity Jane
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Problem Child said:
OMG, as if I needed one more reason to be jealous of the Vixen.
PC, it's easiest to forget that extra gear ya have if you stop wearing a watch, and plan everything around a meal. As in, "I'll meet you around dinner time" or "sometime after breakfast, we should head out".
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Yea. I miss him. He's one of those people that will never have to talk to me, yet I'll keep coming back. Reading his posts always make me laugh.
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The waterfall on the river a few miles from the TN_Vixen family cabin where I plan on going fishing on monday, and tuesday, and wednesday, and...
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Re: So TN_Vixen and PC are a couple?
Yes.
RawHumor said:
Yes.
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pagancowgirl said:
They make really good sperm and biscuits here, the only problem is you need a reservation to get into IHOP on a saturday morning. At times I think the state government must give away free gasoline to everyone with a cholesterol count over 250.
alexandraaah
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Being mean just isn't as much fine without you.
Please stay.
Please stay.
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Problem Child said:
That is gorgeous. Enjoy yourself.
Calamity Jane
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Problem Child said:
LOL.
The secret is to go to the waffle house instead and sit at the counter. As long as you don't actually pay attention to the toothless guy cooking your food, it tastes pretty good.
I can come visit, right? I'll bring my kayak and fly rod.
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raindancer said:
Hi raindancer, nice to meet you. Don't pay any attention to what those people say, they're all losers and parasites...I'm really a nice guy deep down inside.
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Problem Child said:
Sorry, PC. I've been here for well over a year. I know the true PC. He's all gooey, in the middle.
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lol I was just wanting to ignore itsunstruck said:
Calamity Jane
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sunstruck said:
Probably.
