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Does anyone else find themselves attracted to Elves

Azwed

Azwed

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No, I don't mean real elves silly. I mean like people with Elvish faces/figures.

It is just something I have noticed about me. I like shorter kind of skinny girls with high cheek bones and kind of large bright eyes.

I don't know about the ear thing though. Most of the elfs I have seen have very pointy ears. If the ears were just slightly pointy or tall then that would be ok.

Does anyone else find themselves attracted to other fantasy creatures or am I just weird.



Ok well I know I am weird, but how weird am I?
 
plasticman33 said:
OH, elves! I thought you were attracted to Elvis!
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Booooooooooooo No not at all. More then once walking across campus I have seen girls that do very much look like an Elf/Elve, however you spell it, and I have thought they were damn hot.
 
Does Bjork do it for you? If I had to hold up a person as an example of "elfin" it would be she.

I'm not normally attracted to petite figures, but Bjork definitely has a look which I find distinctly alluring.
 
Pechorin said:
Does Bjork do it for you? If I had to hold up a person as an example of "elfin" it would be she.

I'm not normally attracted to petite figures, but Bjork definitely has a look which I find distinctly alluring.
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OOhh very good. I had forgot about her. Yeah I think she is very atractive even if I don't really like her music so much. Gwen Stefani kind of does it for me too in a more Athletic sort of way.
 
oh my god i can't belive someone put up a thread like this hehe

I have a huge elf fetish Elf, Vampire, Angels.... any kind of creature from myth with the tall shapely figures, the ear's the cheeks the eyes....

there is something about them they way they are discribed they way they are drawn.... I'm a huge nut about things like that.

and then when I see someone that fit's the profile

ooooo weeeee, I'm gonna faint.
 
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not the only one thank god.
 
elves?

Does short people count? My SO is rather short; but incredible in bed! If short counts; count me in!
 
Re: elves?

stargazer said:
Does short people count? My SO is rather short; but incredible in bed! If short counts; count me in!
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Actualy elves in Mythology are just as tall as humans, they are about 5' where humans are 5' 6" on average.
 
Azwed said:
How did you make her cry????
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A girlfriend and I were really broke and equally hungry. After a quick analyzation of our mutual cash flow we decided to drive to a local country cooking restaurant where we could eat on the Wimpy plan. While we were there (in bare feet no less), a very tall man in a Bjork t-shirt walked in and sat at the long table to our left. Within a matter of minutes, an entire slew of people followed and among them was this tiny little minx in a short blue dress and dime store flip-flops, her hair a ragged tangle around her face.

There is no other face like it in the world and I was stunned into silence when she sat down at the table next to me within touching distance. I started to laugh and said she was the last person I expected to see there, and she looked a little puzzled and studied her menu.

Over the next hour I talked to her and her road crew, offered suggestions on what she should order (she ordered poached eggs and hot tea, trying a spoonful of the 'country gravy' and making the funniest face!) and made general chit chat.

When we were getting ready to leave I hated to ask for her autograph, but I did ask her if any tickets were going to be released to her sold out show in the neighboring city. She asked us why and I told her my friend had been aching to go but unable to secure a ticket before the sell out. She offered to put her on a guest list and asked me if I were planning on going. I declined and she said she understood....that not everyone liked her music. I laughed and explained that the show was just as sold out for me as it was for my friend and she asked my name and reached for the piece of paper to add it to the list. I was a little embarrassed but so flattered and excited too. We left shortly afterward, and screamed like schoolgirls all the way home.

The next night we drove to her show and I presented her assistant with a sterling necklace I had made and a thank you note for her generosity. She was so happy to see us again and that's when she told me that after we had left the restaurant that Bjork had started to cry. She had been touched by our kindness, the fact that we had treated her like a touchable, normal human being instead of a star, and then finally it was our bare feet that touched her heart and made us feel like kindred spirits to her, I guess. LOL!

I've met other people whose names are well known over the years but no one has made such an impression before her or after. She is just a unique little presence and the whole experience was just delightfully unexpected.
 
Hey Fly: thanks for the info. I guess my SO in right on target with 5'7"; that's his height, not his ....
 
Being a man secure in my sexuality I can say that the second guy is atractive even if it is in a bit of a sinister way. The first guy does nothing for me though not good at all.
 
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