Doctor

[mig]

A man told his doctor that he hadn't been feeling well lately.The doctor examined the man,left the room,and came back with three
different bottles of pills.

The doctor said,"take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up.Take the blue pill with a big glass of water at lunch.Then just before going to bed,take the red pill with another big glass of water.

Startled by having to take so much medicine,the man stammered,
"Jeez Doc,exactly what is my problem?"

The doctor replied,"You're not drinking enough water".

 

[Guest]

Well, bugger me. You must be Dixon Carter Roi.

 

[mig]

I don't know if I should feel insulted or chuffed by that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Interesting av, Mig. I don't think many men like to see a knife that close to their goods.

;-)

Funny joke.

 

[cliffchuff]

LOL

 

[mig]

Interesting av, Mig. I don't think many men like to see a knife that close to their goods.

;-)

Funny joke.

You're right,but that tongue...And I enjoy the shivers thinking of the knife.