do you touch your partner randomly or only during make-out?

[benjamin96]

if you have a girlfriend/wife does she put her hand in your shorts at random times?

i don't mean during when you are making out, i mean when you are in the kitchen or even when you are at the tennis court if nobody is near.

also if you ARE a girlfriend/wife do you let your boyfriend/hubby put his hand under your skirt at random times or in your lacy bra?

also, how long into your relationship did this begin?

 

[Sean]

Does anyone actually believe this little fucker is over eighteen?

 

[parodyluvr75]

No, he kind of reminds me of that crazy dude that kept getting banned for age violation.

 

[Wrong Element]

Does anyone actually believe this little fucker is over eighteen?

I'm still 50-50 on whether this is some sort of Turing Test.

 

[Sean]

No, he kind of reminds me of that crazy dude that kept getting banned for age violation.

Ah, the one I kept banning?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm thinking more like 10 1/2.

 

[benjamin96]

^ if you THINK i'm under 18, then ban me and live with the consequences of being WRONG.
sean your posts are all short and dumb slanders.
my posts are analytical and thoughtful, so you better ban yourself if you ban me....

 

[Aella_]

haha love this poster!!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ah, the one I kept banning?

That's right you did didn't you, you were pretty quick about it too, thanks for your dedication.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

^ if you THINK i'm under 18, then ban me and live with the consequences of being WRONG.
sean your posts are all short and dumb slanders.
my posts are analytical and thoughtful, so you better ban yourself if you ban me....

Is there a reason you think Sean can ban you? You keep directing that "ban me then" at him.

Your posts scream horny, teen boy. Pray tell, what are the consequences of being WRONG, in this instance?

Ah, the one I kept banning?

He's done this before?

 

[benjamin96]

Is there a reason you think Sean can ban you? You keep directing that "ban me then" at him.

Your posts scream horny, teen boy. Pray tell, what are the consequences of being WRONG, in this instance?

well he'd be wasting his life if he can't ban me, because he's spending his time posting about me being banned, so i assume he can ban me or else he's just really weird.
its normal to have a lot of hunger for T&A over 18 actually.
being draped in failure after you ban me, because you'd be WRONG.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

being draped in failure after you ban me, because you'd be WRONG.

You are mightily exaggerating your importance here, young man.

its normal to have a lot of hunger for T&A over 18 actually.
being draped in failure after you ban me, because you'd be WRONG.

We all know adults have sex drives, of course. They are just often more articulate and less whiny by comparison to a teenager. Usually.

 

[Sean]

He's done this before?

Multiple times, if it's the same little cunt.

 

[benjamin96]

Multiple times, if it's the same little cunt.

then use some brains and compare my posts to their posts you chicken.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

also, how long into your relationship did this begin?

This is the best way to start a relationship! Skip the small talk. In fact, skip talking at all. Just grab some tits and ass.

 

[Aella_]

Double post

 

[Aella_]

This is the best way to start a relationship! Skip the small talk. In fact, skip talking at all. Just grab some tits and ass.

Or better stroke yourself while you're at it, benj.
That Really turns girls on.

 

[benjamin96]

it was probably ok to start relationships like that in jesus' day, but now everything is so politically correct and tame....

 

[Colonel Hogan]

being draped in failure ...

A peek inside his apartment.

http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/090325b.jpg

 

[thør]

PC guys just get stomped on and never get shit. Just take what you want.

 

[Aella_]

Better go with the stroking. That one never fails,

 

[benjamin96]

A peek inside his apartment.

http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/090325b.jpg

that looks ok really, the curtains are shaped in a royal kind of way (if they were bright red) even if the room is bare.

 

[thør]

And don't forget public urination. Ladies love that shit.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

And don't forget public urination. Ladies love that shit.

*swoon*