Do you think I have any chance with this girl?..

[Mike_Yates]

Do you think I have any chance of getting with this girl?

 

[marshalt]

That's a dude...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Go for it, Mike!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Go for it, Mike!

Literotica rules says that I'm not allowed to provide personal information such as names, so I can't name her outright.

I know her because she works at a tanning salon in my town.

I want to pound her cervix until she has to go to the hospital.

 

[Sean]

I want to pound her cervix until she has to go to the hospital.

I'd use that as a chat up line if I were you. Can't fail.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Mike, you goofball.

That's Ashley Troub.

https://www.facebook.com/ashleyrtroub

 

[marshalt]

I want to pound her cervix until she has to go to the hospital.

Best thing ever said on the internet.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mike, hookers won't touch you with a ten-foot pole.



What the hell chance do you have of getting it for free?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Mike, you goofball.

That's Ashley Troub.

https://www.facebook.com/ashleyrtroub

I still want to fuck her brains out.

 

[LillyO]

Let think about this for a sec.


No.

 

[warrior queen]

Let think about this for a sec.


No.

You actually devoted a full second to thinking about it?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

not my type..

 

[Mike_Yates]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-pGTH2XtJE