KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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I know this topic is "condom-covered" and that we should "muff dive." But, I think the media and the American fucking public should "bring it fucking on."
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=27540
"Published on October 29, 2001 by Literotica.com
Spooge Unglued
by Veteran Smutloving Professionals for Sanity
MEMORANDUM FOR: All fuckers
FROM: Ezpeter
SUBJECT: DesignaDick
The glue that holds the Smut Community together is melting under the hot lights of an awakened and horny Ashcroft. If you do not act quickly, you dickhardening capability will fall apart—with grave consequences for the nation.
The Forgery Flap
Jason looked up from the electron microscope image he had been studying for the past 30 minutes. There was no doubt in his mind that he had done it! The gene complex (known as a GC) was exactly what he had designed and he was confident it would work. Although he was only 30 he had been on this project at the university for 6 years; it seemed a lifetime!
The scientific significance of his work was staggering. He had designed and created, in the lab, a human GC, which, if he were correct, could increase the size of parts of the human body.
In his experiments with rodents, he had increased tail size by 40% in rats, increased the size of hamster's feet by 10% to 50% and lengthened the ears of rabbits 30%. None of the animals had suffered any discernible side effects and he had had good control of the amount of growth. His rodent reports were in the final typing phase and would be submitted for peer review at another university soon. Then, if his results were confirmed ( and they would be ), he could publish and become a leader in the genetic field. The human GC he had designed had every chance of working safely, but Jason knew the road to approval to conduct experiments on humans was a long and difficult one. He wanted to start now!
His thoughts were interrupted by his lab assistant bursting into the room. Jason had hired Helen as a part-time lab assistant about a month ago. She was a graduate student in microbiology and had shown herself to be extremely competent and a delight to be around. She always burst into a room as the sun bursts from behind a cloud. She was always "up" and excited about life in general. When her great personality was added to her almost cover girl looks she was irresistible! Jason, as a new PhD, had tried to be very professional in their relationship, but he wasn't doing that well. They had very soon reached the point of warm friendship; but no more than that yet.
"A dime for your thoughts, a penny's not enough for the thoughts of a PhD," she quipped with a warm smile.
The Vice President’s Role
Jason said, in a voice he hoped was very scientific, "I believe I have created a GC similar to the rodent GC's which will work on humans. "
She looked at him with admiration and said simply " WOW."
It was the nicest compliment he had ever received.
She said "WOW." again and gave him a long, tight hug. "Tell me all about it. What can it do? How did you do it? What do you do next?" she poured out rapidly.
"Slow down!" he said as he took both of her hands in his. "If you are free in an hour or so, let's go to dinner and talk about it." Jason was a little surprised at himself; he had thought about asking Helen out, but had been afraid she would say no or think him unprofessional.
"I'd love to!" she replied. The success of his day was beginning to catch up to him and he felt almost drunk!
"May I pick you up at seven?" he asked. " Great! I am really looking forward to it. " she said as she slipped out the door.
Jason took her to one of his favorite restaurants where they ordered a liter of red wine, salad and fettuccine with red clam sauce. As they ate, Jason told Helen the details of his work. Although the scientific details should have been beyond her expertise, she seemed to follow him with no problems. She even asked several very astute questions.
When Jason finished she asked, "When do you apply for permission to do human experiments and what experiments do you plan to do?" Jason looked directly into her eyes for several seconds as if to make some final judgment about her and then with a very serious face, said " I want to tell you what I plan to do and why I want to do things this way; can I trust you with some very personal information?" He held up his hand to stop her reply and added, " If you feel you can't participate in my experiment after I explain what I intend, I want you to swear you will never talk about this with anyone, OK?"
" OK, OK I swear, I swear!" she said impatiently. Jason took a deep breath and started, " I don't plan to get permission for human experiments, I plan to do an experiment on myself. Although I can do this alone, I need your help as a witness to the data and procedures. If the experiment works I intend to publish the results even though I will most likely be fired for going ahead without permission. " He had said all of this in one breath as if to get it all out before he changed his mind. Jason took a deep breath and leaned back in his chair. Helen was quiet for what seemed to be a long time before she said, " You know I like you very much and I can see this is very important to you, so, I want to say yes; but, you haven't told me everything. For example: what part of your beautiful bod do you wish to modify and what is the "very personal" part of this plan?"
Recommendation #1
" Are your little toes to short?" Jason looked down at the table and said in a whisper, "I want to enlarge my penis."
The Games Congress Plays
Helen exploded in laughter and when she could talk again she said " I'm sorry, but I can't believe you are one of those men who think they have to be hung like a horse to be a good lover." If you can be serious for a moment, I will tell you why this is so important to me and maybe you will understand why I must do this." Jason continued, " When I was 16 I had a crush an a 15 year old freshman. She was a doll and I wanted her BAD! One day I had the guts to ask her out and, much to my surprise, she said yes. I drove then and had access to a car, so I took her to a movie and then, at her suggestion, we drove to a secluded spot and parked. I had no sexual experience but Charlene had! She was all over me and I didn't know just what to do. She took her blouse and bra off and told me to kiss her tits, which I did! Then she slipped her jeans off and told me to get undressed. I was ready! As soon as my clothes were off she grabbed my dick, then she started to laugh. She said it must be the smallest dick in school and she wasn't going to waste a fuck on that!
She couldn't stop laughing. I was crushed! I got dressed as fast as I could and started back to town. All the way there she told me about the guys with big dicks she had fucked. She told the stories in great detail while she played with her tits. She actually took a dildo from her purse and fucked herself as we drove through town! Years later I learned that she had done the same thing with other guys but for me the damage was done; I was terrified of trying sex; in fact I have never had sex. I am probably the king of masturbation!" Jason looked at Helen to see if, perhaps, he had offended her with his tale but he saw only a look of sympathy. " Jason, I am so sorry that happened to you, it must have been terrible for you at that age. " she said in a soft voice, " but you must know now that you are normal, don't you?" Jason sighed, " Unfortunately, I am not normal. I may be the world's leading expert on penis size! The average dick is 6.1 inches long, with an elliptical cross section of circumference 5.2 inches, major axis 1.5 inches and minor axis of1 inch. Mine is 4.9 inches, with circumference 4.2 inches, major axis 1.2 inches and minor axis 0.8 inches. Mine is a 12th percentile dick! To add to my sex problems - I may be the worlds horniest man; I usually jack off at least twice a day." Helen looked at him tenderly and said, " I want to help, tell me what to do." Jason was delighted with her answer. " Tomorrow, "he said "you can witness my measurements to make the lab notebook official. I want to start with testicale weight, ejaculate amount, and of course, the basic physical measurements. I also think we should video tape the whole process for added credibility."
Recommendation #2
" OK, " she replied " Tomorrow when I come to work we will get started. " She was trying to sound professional, but it was obvious that her feelings had been touched. They said very little on the way home and parted with a friendly embraces.
UN Inspectors
Part of the serum had been a hormone suppressant to prevent erections so Jason had no idea if he was getting any growth in his dick, but he did notice that his nuts where definitely larger. On the morning of the 18th Jason was at the lab early and Helen arrived soon after he did. They were both eager to see what the new measurements would be. Helen wore the same long lab coat she had been wearing and looked great, as she always did. She assembled the equipment, turned the camera on and said "OK stud let's see what you have for my birthday present!" She first weighed his nuts and reported " 60% increase, great." Jason wasn't fully erect yet, but he had a long way to go if there was going to be significant improvement. Helen stroked his dick for a few moments and it stood stiffly erect. Neither she nor Jason spoke as she made the measurements and reported for the video camera " Penis length - no change, circumference - no change, major axis - no change, minor axis - no change." Jason was crushed. He had been so sure. Helen continued as if she hadn't noticed any problem.
Recommendation #3
" On the floor." he whispered. She lay on her back with her legs spread wide as Jason went to his knees. Again she took him in hand and put the swollen red head against her cunt. " Now " she cried as he thrust in to her. "Oh God fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" she screamed as he thrust strongly in and out. Jason had never felt so good! He was a man! He was stretching a cunt to its limits. Helen was cumming uncontrollably! She moaned again and again, " wonderful, wonderful. " Jason felt a huge pressure and then almost a recoil as he shot his load of cum into her cunt! They lay quietly for awhile, not moving. Finally Jason withdrew as he began to get soft.
If Veteran Smutloving Professionals for Sanity can be of any further help to you in the days ahead, you need only ask.
/s/
Fuckme Close, Princeton, NJ
Dick MacMadfuck, Linden, VA
Randy McJizz, Arlington, VA
Swinging Committee
Veteran Smutloving Professionals for Sanity
Randy McJizz is a member of the Swinging Committee, Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity."
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=27540
"Published on October 29, 2001 by Literotica.com
Spooge Unglued
by Veteran Smutloving Professionals for Sanity
MEMORANDUM FOR: All fuckers
FROM: Ezpeter
SUBJECT: DesignaDick
The glue that holds the Smut Community together is melting under the hot lights of an awakened and horny Ashcroft. If you do not act quickly, you dickhardening capability will fall apart—with grave consequences for the nation.
The Forgery Flap
Jason looked up from the electron microscope image he had been studying for the past 30 minutes. There was no doubt in his mind that he had done it! The gene complex (known as a GC) was exactly what he had designed and he was confident it would work. Although he was only 30 he had been on this project at the university for 6 years; it seemed a lifetime!
The scientific significance of his work was staggering. He had designed and created, in the lab, a human GC, which, if he were correct, could increase the size of parts of the human body.
In his experiments with rodents, he had increased tail size by 40% in rats, increased the size of hamster's feet by 10% to 50% and lengthened the ears of rabbits 30%. None of the animals had suffered any discernible side effects and he had had good control of the amount of growth. His rodent reports were in the final typing phase and would be submitted for peer review at another university soon. Then, if his results were confirmed ( and they would be ), he could publish and become a leader in the genetic field. The human GC he had designed had every chance of working safely, but Jason knew the road to approval to conduct experiments on humans was a long and difficult one. He wanted to start now!
His thoughts were interrupted by his lab assistant bursting into the room. Jason had hired Helen as a part-time lab assistant about a month ago. She was a graduate student in microbiology and had shown herself to be extremely competent and a delight to be around. She always burst into a room as the sun bursts from behind a cloud. She was always "up" and excited about life in general. When her great personality was added to her almost cover girl looks she was irresistible! Jason, as a new PhD, had tried to be very professional in their relationship, but he wasn't doing that well. They had very soon reached the point of warm friendship; but no more than that yet.
"A dime for your thoughts, a penny's not enough for the thoughts of a PhD," she quipped with a warm smile.
The Vice President’s Role
Jason said, in a voice he hoped was very scientific, "I believe I have created a GC similar to the rodent GC's which will work on humans. "
She looked at him with admiration and said simply " WOW."
It was the nicest compliment he had ever received.
She said "WOW." again and gave him a long, tight hug. "Tell me all about it. What can it do? How did you do it? What do you do next?" she poured out rapidly.
"Slow down!" he said as he took both of her hands in his. "If you are free in an hour or so, let's go to dinner and talk about it." Jason was a little surprised at himself; he had thought about asking Helen out, but had been afraid she would say no or think him unprofessional.
"I'd love to!" she replied. The success of his day was beginning to catch up to him and he felt almost drunk!
"May I pick you up at seven?" he asked. " Great! I am really looking forward to it. " she said as she slipped out the door.
Jason took her to one of his favorite restaurants where they ordered a liter of red wine, salad and fettuccine with red clam sauce. As they ate, Jason told Helen the details of his work. Although the scientific details should have been beyond her expertise, she seemed to follow him with no problems. She even asked several very astute questions.
When Jason finished she asked, "When do you apply for permission to do human experiments and what experiments do you plan to do?" Jason looked directly into her eyes for several seconds as if to make some final judgment about her and then with a very serious face, said " I want to tell you what I plan to do and why I want to do things this way; can I trust you with some very personal information?" He held up his hand to stop her reply and added, " If you feel you can't participate in my experiment after I explain what I intend, I want you to swear you will never talk about this with anyone, OK?"
" OK, OK I swear, I swear!" she said impatiently. Jason took a deep breath and started, " I don't plan to get permission for human experiments, I plan to do an experiment on myself. Although I can do this alone, I need your help as a witness to the data and procedures. If the experiment works I intend to publish the results even though I will most likely be fired for going ahead without permission. " He had said all of this in one breath as if to get it all out before he changed his mind. Jason took a deep breath and leaned back in his chair. Helen was quiet for what seemed to be a long time before she said, " You know I like you very much and I can see this is very important to you, so, I want to say yes; but, you haven't told me everything. For example: what part of your beautiful bod do you wish to modify and what is the "very personal" part of this plan?"
Recommendation #1
" Are your little toes to short?" Jason looked down at the table and said in a whisper, "I want to enlarge my penis."
The Games Congress Plays
Helen exploded in laughter and when she could talk again she said " I'm sorry, but I can't believe you are one of those men who think they have to be hung like a horse to be a good lover." If you can be serious for a moment, I will tell you why this is so important to me and maybe you will understand why I must do this." Jason continued, " When I was 16 I had a crush an a 15 year old freshman. She was a doll and I wanted her BAD! One day I had the guts to ask her out and, much to my surprise, she said yes. I drove then and had access to a car, so I took her to a movie and then, at her suggestion, we drove to a secluded spot and parked. I had no sexual experience but Charlene had! She was all over me and I didn't know just what to do. She took her blouse and bra off and told me to kiss her tits, which I did! Then she slipped her jeans off and told me to get undressed. I was ready! As soon as my clothes were off she grabbed my dick, then she started to laugh. She said it must be the smallest dick in school and she wasn't going to waste a fuck on that!
She couldn't stop laughing. I was crushed! I got dressed as fast as I could and started back to town. All the way there she told me about the guys with big dicks she had fucked. She told the stories in great detail while she played with her tits. She actually took a dildo from her purse and fucked herself as we drove through town! Years later I learned that she had done the same thing with other guys but for me the damage was done; I was terrified of trying sex; in fact I have never had sex. I am probably the king of masturbation!" Jason looked at Helen to see if, perhaps, he had offended her with his tale but he saw only a look of sympathy. " Jason, I am so sorry that happened to you, it must have been terrible for you at that age. " she said in a soft voice, " but you must know now that you are normal, don't you?" Jason sighed, " Unfortunately, I am not normal. I may be the world's leading expert on penis size! The average dick is 6.1 inches long, with an elliptical cross section of circumference 5.2 inches, major axis 1.5 inches and minor axis of1 inch. Mine is 4.9 inches, with circumference 4.2 inches, major axis 1.2 inches and minor axis 0.8 inches. Mine is a 12th percentile dick! To add to my sex problems - I may be the worlds horniest man; I usually jack off at least twice a day." Helen looked at him tenderly and said, " I want to help, tell me what to do." Jason was delighted with her answer. " Tomorrow, "he said "you can witness my measurements to make the lab notebook official. I want to start with testicale weight, ejaculate amount, and of course, the basic physical measurements. I also think we should video tape the whole process for added credibility."
Recommendation #2
" OK, " she replied " Tomorrow when I come to work we will get started. " She was trying to sound professional, but it was obvious that her feelings had been touched. They said very little on the way home and parted with a friendly embraces.
UN Inspectors
Part of the serum had been a hormone suppressant to prevent erections so Jason had no idea if he was getting any growth in his dick, but he did notice that his nuts where definitely larger. On the morning of the 18th Jason was at the lab early and Helen arrived soon after he did. They were both eager to see what the new measurements would be. Helen wore the same long lab coat she had been wearing and looked great, as she always did. She assembled the equipment, turned the camera on and said "OK stud let's see what you have for my birthday present!" She first weighed his nuts and reported " 60% increase, great." Jason wasn't fully erect yet, but he had a long way to go if there was going to be significant improvement. Helen stroked his dick for a few moments and it stood stiffly erect. Neither she nor Jason spoke as she made the measurements and reported for the video camera " Penis length - no change, circumference - no change, major axis - no change, minor axis - no change." Jason was crushed. He had been so sure. Helen continued as if she hadn't noticed any problem.
Recommendation #3
" On the floor." he whispered. She lay on her back with her legs spread wide as Jason went to his knees. Again she took him in hand and put the swollen red head against her cunt. " Now " she cried as he thrust in to her. "Oh God fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" she screamed as he thrust strongly in and out. Jason had never felt so good! He was a man! He was stretching a cunt to its limits. Helen was cumming uncontrollably! She moaned again and again, " wonderful, wonderful. " Jason felt a huge pressure and then almost a recoil as he shot his load of cum into her cunt! They lay quietly for awhile, not moving. Finally Jason withdrew as he began to get soft.
If Veteran Smutloving Professionals for Sanity can be of any further help to you in the days ahead, you need only ask.
/s/
Fuckme Close, Princeton, NJ
Dick MacMadfuck, Linden, VA
Randy McJizz, Arlington, VA
Swinging Committee
Veteran Smutloving Professionals for Sanity
Randy McJizz is a member of the Swinging Committee, Veteran Intelligence Professionals for Sanity."
