BiBunny
Moon Queen & Wanderer
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Yes, this is a serious question.
I had a conversation with Chris_Xavier last night in which I called B. "my jackass." He sarcastically accused me of being a hopeless romantic. I just sort of laughed and pointed out that that's how mine and B.'s relationship works. We insult each other playfully back and forth and joke around about most everything. C_X pointed out that I hide my affection for B. behind the sarcastic and sometimes ironic names I call him, like "dumbshit," "my favorite little slave boy," and, my personal favorite, "fat white boy." In return, he calls me things like "smartass," "biggest nerd ever," and "grade A perverted bitch."
The last time I went to visit B., he had some company coming over the next day. He asked me to clean the house while he was at work. I, of course, complied because I'm totally whipped
, but I jokingly complained later that he treated me like nothing more than a house-slave, to which he replied, dead-pan, "You ARE a slave." (No, we definitely do NOT take ourselves or our D/s too seriously.)
We have conversations which are entirely about us doing a verbal one-upmanship of each other. Sometimes, even when we play, there's still a verbal sparring match going on. I've always shown my affection for others--family, friends, pets, romantic partners--through jokes and playful, witty insults. I'd rather call B. my fat white boy or my dirty old perv than call him something nice, like "honey" or "dear" (unless it's said in a sardonic tone of voice, in which case it's perfectly acceptable). If I were actually nice to him, he'd think I was either mad at him or sick. I'm that way with Kitty to some extent, too, but I'm way worse about it with B. He makes it so easy for me and vice versa. Hell, read the excerpt from the Dorothy Parker poem in my sig to know how I really feel about him. *WEG*
We can't be the only ones who are like this.
I would love to hear how you lovingly insult, tease, joke around with, or otherwise act mean with your other half. I could use some new ammunition. 
I had a conversation with Chris_Xavier last night in which I called B. "my jackass." He sarcastically accused me of being a hopeless romantic. I just sort of laughed and pointed out that that's how mine and B.'s relationship works. We insult each other playfully back and forth and joke around about most everything. C_X pointed out that I hide my affection for B. behind the sarcastic and sometimes ironic names I call him, like "dumbshit," "my favorite little slave boy," and, my personal favorite, "fat white boy." In return, he calls me things like "smartass," "biggest nerd ever," and "grade A perverted bitch."
The last time I went to visit B., he had some company coming over the next day. He asked me to clean the house while he was at work. I, of course, complied because I'm totally whipped
, but I jokingly complained later that he treated me like nothing more than a house-slave, to which he replied, dead-pan, "You ARE a slave." (No, we definitely do NOT take ourselves or our D/s too seriously.) We have conversations which are entirely about us doing a verbal one-upmanship of each other. Sometimes, even when we play, there's still a verbal sparring match going on. I've always shown my affection for others--family, friends, pets, romantic partners--through jokes and playful, witty insults. I'd rather call B. my fat white boy or my dirty old perv than call him something nice, like "honey" or "dear" (unless it's said in a sardonic tone of voice, in which case it's perfectly acceptable). If I were actually nice to him, he'd think I was either mad at him or sick. I'm that way with Kitty to some extent, too, but I'm way worse about it with B. He makes it so easy for me and vice versa. Hell, read the excerpt from the Dorothy Parker poem in my sig to know how I really feel about him. *WEG*
We can't be the only ones who are like this.
I would love to hear how you lovingly insult, tease, joke around with, or otherwise act mean with your other half. I could use some new ammunition. 
