Do you own a gun

[Beck31]

If so what type?

 

[islandman]

Yes.

In my pants.

 

[cjh]

Yup.

Savage .22/410 over under.

Remington Wingmaster 20 gauge.

Browning 12 guage.

 

[koalabear]

Actually I own two caulking guns. One is Stanley and the other is Red Devil I believe.

 

[koalabear]

oops, forgot I also have an Arrow Staple Gun.

 

[Sean]

No, I have a working penis.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Yes, and no you can not have the serial numbers.

 

[bronzeage]

I own a .22 singleshot rifle which is shorter than a Crickett Arms "My First Rifle" and some others.

 

[Peregrinator]

Three rifles (one for sale, one antique, one useful), one shotgun, one pistol.

And all my body parts work fine, including the logic circuits.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, I have a working penis.

So if someone comes at you with a knife, you wave your dick at them?

 

[torchthebitch]

So if someone comes at you with a knife, you wave your dick at them?

He did once.

 

[bronzeage]

He did once.

It shouldn't take more than once.

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't own a gun or have a penis, but my husband does.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have a Bop Gun. Use it regularly.

A term/"invention" used by Parliament and George Clinton. It is "shot" at the "funkless" and fills their being with funk and enlightenment from misguided notions.

 

[thør]

If so what type?

Yes.

Useful.

 

[Sean]

He did once.

No-one has tried to stab me since I left Manc. I managed to walk away from that one without dying. Must be terrible to live your life in such terror of your neighbours.

 

[cjh]

I have a Bop Gun. Use it regularly.

A term/"invention" used by Parliament and George Clinton. It is "shot" at the "funkless" and fills their being with funk and enlightenment from misguided notions.

What caliber do think would be required to fill Vette with funk and enlightenment?

 

[islandman]

I have a Bop Gun. Use it regularly.

What kind of pea-shooter do you think vetteman uses?

 

[Sean]

What caliber do think would be required to fill Vette with funk and enlightenment?

 

[Byron In Exile]

No-one has tried to stab me since I left Manc. I managed to walk away from that one without dying. Must be terrible to live your life in such terror of your neighbours.

No-one has ever tried to stab me. Must be terrible to live your life in such terror of your neighbors.

 

[islandman]

What caliber do think would be required to fill Vette with funk and enlightenment?

Not sure of the caliber.

 

[Adre]

No.


..

 

[MNGuy]

This:

in a 9mm (for the SO) and a .40S&W (for me)

This hand-me-down from my dad:

.22 cowboy gun.

 

[Dream59]

I have many, including "assault" weapons and handguns. Both with high capacity mags.

 

[Liar]

A 16th century arqebus.

I assume it doesn't work.