Do you masturbate?

Yes I do. Though, I haven't been doing it too often here lately. I usually don't touch my pussy when masturbating. Why? I don't know. It's just not stimulating to me when I touch it... I have a converted toy (it's an electric shaver with the cap/top taken off it) that I use on my clit. It is wonderful! It vibrates faster than any sex toy! :) Sometimes I will finger my asshole once I'm close to cumming also.
 
Hell, I'm a Republican. I don't have to masturbate since my free time is consumed by fucking the poor and "unfortunate".
 
Cyan BloodsBane said:
Uhm no... Thats why I have a wife...

What? she does it for you?




No wife here, so I still do,,, though not as much as when I was a kid,,, which was quite much,,,
 
Of course she does... and sucks and licks and and and... uhm.... hehe... O where O where can she be O where O where is she...

*Looking for wife now*
 
I find it hard to believe.....

That any one female (yes, even including the great and wonderful Shebabe) can accomodate my tremdous libido....

Yes, whenever the urge strikes me and I can get away with it.

Depends on the moon and the stars and I don't know what else - sometimes up to 3x's a day for a few day's, sometimes only once every couple of days - but always, always at least 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes even with the Shebabe too. She likes to watch.
 
Re: I find it hard to believe.....

Sparky Kronkite said:
That any one female (yes, even including the great and wonderful Shebabe) can accomodate my tremdous libido....

Yes, whenever the urge strikes me and I can get away with it.

Depends on the moon and the stars and I don't know what else - sometimes up to 3x's a day for a few day's, sometimes only once every couple of days - but always, always at least 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes even with the Shebabe too. She likes to watch.

?????? and why would one do that to themselves... when there are women out there....
 
Uhm no... Thats why I have a wife...

That viewpoint is interesting to me because (up until recently) my husband thought the same thing. He felt masturbation was only for "desperate" people. <snorts> I think that's ridiculous. (No offense, Mr. Dragon.) I told him clearly that he should jack off whenever he wanted to and that it wouldn't offend me.

I don't see why any self-respecting husband can't masturbate. Personally, I don't think it says anything negative about you if you're married and you do. (But take into account that I masturbate, and I'm married.) Sometimes you feel like having an orgasm and either your spouse isn't around, or he/she doesn't feel like it.
 
I tend to have a wife.....

She doesn't let me have other women unless she get's them too. It just doesn't happen often enough. So, I must take matters well in hand, my hand.
 
Whispersecret said:
Uhm no... Thats why I have a wife...

That viewpoint is interesting to me because (up until recently) my husband thought the same thing. He felt masturbation was only for "desperate" people. <snorts> I think that's ridiculous. (No offense, Mr. Dragon.) I told him clearly that he should jack off whenever he wanted to and that it wouldn't offend me.

I don't see why any self-respecting husband can't masturbate. Personally, I don't think it says anything negative about you if you're married and you do. (But take into account that I masturbate, and I'm married.) Sometimes you feel like having an orgasm and either your spouse isn't around, or he/she doesn't feel like it.


That ias very true... in a medical speaking of terms... Yes.. But you see there is also the thought that every guy/woman does it and this is un true... I myself have never believed in it.. and I also hav or not have sex/love... what ever you wish to call it... I don't really care... for me it is something that is done and when it is done it is done...
 
My honey and I are sexually incompatible so I often take matters into my own hands. I had an amazing toy :( but I ropped it on the bathroom floor and it broke so I am literally in my own hands for now.

It was a 110 volt vibrator with several different attachments. I miss it so much!!!

Until I can find $60 lying around to replace it. I told my honey he would have to be home more often or replace it soon. He misses it too though, he likes to use it on me.

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-17-2000 at 09:11 PM]
 
Julia, dear.....

Do you rub on top - go inside (how many digits please?) - or both?????

What works best for you?
 
Normally, I do...I haven't for a few weeks, despite being told on numerous occasions that I NEED to...hmmmm....I usually do it right before bed, and I usually have 3 or so orgasms when I do.

I usually use my fingers to get me off...sometimes I brave it and lug out the treasure chest...

I once used a cucumber...that's as unusual a toy as I've used...or would a candle be weirder?
 
Re: Julia, dear.....

Sparky Kronkite said:
Do you rub on top - go inside (how many digits please?) - or both?????

What works best for you?

I do both, what ever feels good at the time. I have small hands and can use up to 3 fingers but with my 2 of his are tight.
 
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Originally posted by Cyan
Uhm no... Thats why I have a wife...



Having a wife is precisely the reason to masturbate...or am I missing something here???
Originally posted by whispersecret
Sometimes you feel like having an orgasm and either your spouse isn't around, or he/she doesn't feel like it.



Whispersecret...ya ever get thrown outta the Wal-Mart? Not fun!

Now..that I have read all the ladies descriptions...I am gonna go make a total lie out of my earlier post!

SammyJo...care to join me? Treasure chest indeed...I am so intrigued...She has a treasure chest and she carries it everywhere she goes;)

[Edited by Thumper on 11-16-2000 at 02:30 PM]
 
Sammy...
you make me pose a question. What do you have in that treasure chest? And how about you others? Have a favorite?

And yes, I believe fully in self love..hate the word masturbate. blah... to much like masicate.
 
Yes, yes i do.

Hi. *standing up*

My names roosterboy. . . *taking a big breath*

& i masterbate.

Ok now it's your turn.

"Hi roosterboy", very good class.

Yes, yes i do masterbate. Sometimes i use lotion and sometimes i don't. Sometimes i play w/ my ass and sometimes i don't. Sometimes i read Lit. and sometimes i don't. I masterbate about 3 to 4 times a month, average. The rest of the time i can usualy find a willing partner. Now, can i get like a cookie or something? Oh, yea i forgot to mention before. . . i rather like to masterbate, i think it feels good so there.

*a wink and a nod*

Rooster-

p.s. unless i found a partner like TN_Vixen i don't think marriage would stop me.
 
Ambrosious said:
And she likes to have her toes sucked at the same time! :)

Opps yes I forgot that, I do. I love to have him suck them while he watches. The attachment, I forgot to mention, come in various sizes and are make for clit stimulation and vaginal and anal penatration.
 
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