My fiance' and I have great sex all the time. We have lots of sex, he is always hard for me and I am always so wet for him. He loves my ass - the size, shape, resiliancy, everything....I know he loves it and he tells me all the time. I will not let him look at it in certain positions though, because I have too much cellulite (on my butt and thighs). I am 23 years old, work out all the time, and I'm a personal trainer, so even more so I feel I should not have it. I know it is genetic and there is nothing I can do about it, but it makes me so self-concious. He can't understand why I will never let him look at my ass and I do not want to tell him, because I don't want to bring my poor self-image into our sex life. What to do and what do guys really think about that?
do you like my ass?
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Verbiwhore
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I am sure your arse is absolutely lovely, but I am worried about your brain being a little bit flabby.
Click on your name and you will find all the different times you have started this thread, good luck.
Click on your name and you will find all the different times you have started this thread, good luck.
NaughtyLil1
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Verbiwhore said:
*snicker*
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I never pass judgment without a personal inspection - and that, for good reason, just isn't going to happen. However, I'll offer a few guidelines for you:
Does your ass redden when he spanks it? If not, try to get a replacement.
When you wake up in the morning, is your ass still firmly attached to your frame? If not, or if it ever feels in danger of becoming detached, sue the manufacturer.
Does your ass come with the prescribed opening for anal sex? If yes, keep it. If not, contact the manufacturer about replacement under the warranty agreement.
Finally, because the cock never lies, if he gets hard for you it's not because he finds you unappealing.
Does your ass redden when he spanks it? If not, try to get a replacement.
When you wake up in the morning, is your ass still firmly attached to your frame? If not, or if it ever feels in danger of becoming detached, sue the manufacturer.
Does your ass come with the prescribed opening for anal sex? If yes, keep it. If not, contact the manufacturer about replacement under the warranty agreement.
Finally, because the cock never lies, if he gets hard for you it's not because he finds you unappealing.
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Two things come to mind.
1. I'm slightly disappointed that this isn't that old thread by TBK. An HTCafe classic.
2. My disappointment is offset by the potential of this new thread. I've already opened a bottle of a full-bodied, yet playful, red wine. Anyone?
1. I'm slightly disappointed that this isn't that old thread by TBK. An HTCafe classic.
2. My disappointment is offset by the potential of this new thread. I've already opened a bottle of a full-bodied, yet playful, red wine. Anyone?
Verbiwhore
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I am now pink with pleasure, thankyou.bobsgirl said:I knew I liked you.
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I have them turned off to spare my flatmates blushes, forgot to add one when I passed my centenary post, how's your son?
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The bottom line, according to Bank, is simple anatomy. Not even Hollywood stars can change it, he said, they're just great at hiding it.
And one of the best ways to camouflage cellulite, according to make-up artists on the old television show "Baywatch," a program built around bikini babes, is self tanner.
Shape magazine's Stafford agrees, "It's the best trick you can use. If your skin is tanned, you actually give the illusion of having less cellulite," she said.
And if that's good enough for Pamela Anderson, then it's got to be good enough for the rest of us.
And one of the best ways to camouflage cellulite, according to make-up artists on the old television show "Baywatch," a program built around bikini babes, is self tanner.
Shape magazine's Stafford agrees, "It's the best trick you can use. If your skin is tanned, you actually give the illusion of having less cellulite," she said.
And if that's good enough for Pamela Anderson, then it's got to be good enough for the rest of us.
bigbootymona
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bustier said:
Keep rubbing his cum on your ass cheeks.......it is the best treatment for cellulite......believe me!!
SweetErika
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And "facials" keep your skin looking young.bigbootymona said:
And semen is very nutritious -- great for any diet!
And swallowing cum will ease the pain of a headache.
The things men come up with to get what they want.... LMAO
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BG, I regret to inform you that you may be the latest victim of DPS (aka Doll Parts Syndrome), indicated by stupid questions accompanied by thebobsgirl said:But Erika, if I swallow, won't I get pregnant?
smiley. It's contagious, but easily cured in secondary carriers if diagnosed early, and I'm sure we've caught it in time. Now bend over, baby! For your shots...what did you take me as, some kind of pervert?
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Oooh you're good, you don't fluff often enough but when you do.SweetErika said:BG, I regret to inform you that you may be the latest victim of DPS (aka Doll Parts Syndrome), indicated by stupid questions accompanied by the
Now bend over, baby! For your shots...what did you take me as, some kind of pervert?
bobsgirl
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SweetErika said:BG, I regret to inform you that you may be the latest victim of DPS (aka Doll Parts Syndrome), indicated by stupid questions accompanied by the
Now bend over, baby! For your shots...what did you take me as, some kind of pervert?
*cries*
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