Do you know.....

Most guys taste like what I think a mixture of calking and Clorox tastes like with the texture of slug slime. Girls smell and taste like a mixture of a tropical sea and clover honey.
 
Yes to all your questions and videos. That makes me worldly and old.

Wondering how many young folks are asking their friends "What is a hospital corner? Does that mean fucking while watching Netflix in the hospital stairway while kinda visiting grandma?"

Damn you kids are lucky
 
......what you taste like?
Yes

....how to make hospital corners?
Yes

.....who really invented the toilet?
Yes

....how to speak more than one language?
I did but haven't in a while

I am old and bitter.
NO, you are not! You may be having a bad period right now, but from where I stand you are not old and you are never bitter.:rose:
 
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