Do you jump ahead when you write?

[Zeb_Carter]

Where you lead, I will follow, Zeb. The prick is the one who asks a question and then shits on the one who tries to answer it. I'd forgotten how you were.

Good, I'm now walking toward the cliff...

 

[sr71plt]

Good, I'm now walking toward the cliff...

One can only hope.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

One can only hope.

Well there you go...pilot wishing someone dead...how fucked up is that?

What a cunt!

 

[SecondCircle]

One can only hope.

He was using sarcasm in a pretty obvious way. Sarcasm, it seems, is not something you seem to grasp too often. He knew the answer to his question. He used sarcasm to show how ridiculous it seemed to him. Most of us got it.

What you did by answering his question would be like actually finding a horse for someone to eat when they used that saying "I'm so hungry, I could...."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

He was using sarcasm in a pretty obvious way. Sarcasm, it seems, is not something you seem to grasp too often. He knew the answer to his question. He used sarcasm to show how ridiculous it seemed to him. Most of us got it.

What you did by answering his question would be like actually finding a horse for someone to eat when they used that saying "I'm so hungry, I could...."

Thank you Second, but pilot practices that famous author Dale Carnegie's formula on 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'. The only problem is he really can't comprehend what he reads. His fore-brain has a defect, it's shaped like a pussy and he keeps trying to fuck himself.

 

[SecondCircle]

Thank you Second, but pilot practices that famous author Dale Carnegie's formula on 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'. The only problem is he really can't comprehend what he reads. His fore-brain has a defect, it's shaped like a pussy and he keeps trying to fuck himself.

Its nothing personal against anyone, I just don't have a soft spot at all for people who don't get the slightest bit of humor, sarcasm, or figurative speaking. I usually write things the way I think or say them, in terms of using figures of speech and stuff. So I kinda slapped my forehead when you received an answer to your question and butthurtness when you called 'em out on it.

I mean shit, we are some pretty literary folks here, right? Shouldn't we be able to spot things like this?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Naaah. Rodney simply starts happy hour just after breakfast.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Naaah. Rodney simply starts happy hour just after breakfast.

Hence the brain fucking syndrome he is in.

 

[lovecraft68]

He was using sarcasm in a pretty obvious way. Sarcasm, it seems, is not something you seem to grasp too often. He knew the answer to his question. He used sarcasm to show how ridiculous it seemed to him. Most of us got it.

What you did by answering his question would be like actually finding a horse for someone to eat when they used that saying "I'm so hungry, I could...."

This reminds me of someone recently posting there should be a sarcasm emoticon.

Some people always get it(usually people sarcastic by nature) some people always get offended.

But then again in Pilot's case part of his game is he likes to be offended it adds to his persecution complex and all around air of martyrdom.

Being from The east coast my sarcasm detector is pretty spot on.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hence the brain fucking syndrome he is in.

He invented the perpetual happy hour. I imagine PILOT looks like Buster Keaton.