Do you have weird sex dreams? Mine last night...

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Last night, I dreamed I was servicing 8 guys at once on a big bed with me in the middle. Always had a hole filled. Funny thing was, afterwards, I was laying there with puddles of cum everywhere and me all sticky with it. Two girls came in a licked me from head to toe clean then we fucked for a couple of hours. Servants I guess. I have some weird sex dreams. LOL

I know multiple partners means I'm comfy with myself and my sexuality and I'm open to new things sexually.

Do you have any weird or good ones?
 
Almost all of my sex dreams involve a discretion cut.

While I was a virgin (which was 90% of my life so far), this made sense; my subconscious didn't know what was supposed to happen, so the instant stuff started happening I'd get skipped over to, I dunno, Darth Vader juggling Macbooks or something. But now even though I've done it, it still happens sometimes, which is kind of lame. Especially since it's been close to a year since I got any in real life either.

But no, other than that I can't claim to have had too many weird sex dreams.
 
Yes! Some are very odd...and occasionally I have an orgasm in my sleep, which of course wakes me up and so I remember what I was dreaming about. They seem to have lots of symbolism in them. I need someone who is good with dream analysis to dissect them for me.
 
EZ! Dreams mean nuthin. The brain updates itself all the time, and the patterns that were encoded in the old neural connections are dumped into a bin we call a dream. Its occasionally interesting, just like any dump can be interesting. But it means nothing.
 
Last night, I dreamed I was servicing 8 guys at once on a big bed with me in the middle. Always had a hole filled. Funny thing was, afterwards, I was laying there with puddles of cum everywhere and me all sticky with it. Two girls came in a licked me from head to toe clean then we fucked for a couple of hours. Servants I guess. I have some weird sex dreams. LOL

I know multiple partners means I'm comfy with myself and my sexuality and I'm open to new things sexually.

Do you have any weird or good ones?

Dreams mean nuthin, stop deluding yourself.
 
One weird one that I've had at least three times is being in a swiveling office chair but unable to move my legs or arms. I am not panicking, just frustrated. Then a student comes into my office. I ask for help, and he comes closer and turns the chair towards himself. He questions whether or not I can move, but I say that I can't. He tries to lift me, but I seem to be frozen in the chair. The vibe seems to change, and he reaches out and cups one of my breasts through my blouse and asks again, "You can't move?" I say no and to not touch me like that (I can't seem to raise my voice beyond a quiet conversational level, too). "You can't move?" he asks again, and puts his hand between my knees and effortlessly spreads my legs apart. I am startled and ask him to stop, but he moves his hand up to my panties and begins to touch me there. Stroking me through my panties (something I love in real life), he is trying and succeeding to make me wet. I tell him that he needs to stop this, but he responds by tearing my panties as if they were flimsy like tissue paper. He slowly dips a finger in me, then he pulls it out and then adds two fingers and begins to fingerfuck me. I tense up and think, "Oh my God, he's going to make me come", and that's when I wake up feeling like I really was being fingered.
 
Next lets discuss the shit we see in clouds, and how a York Peppermint Pattie makes you feel.
 
Almost all of my sex dreams involve a discretion cut.

While I was a virgin (which was 90% of my life so far), this made sense; my subconscious didn't know what was supposed to happen, so the instant stuff started happening I'd get skipped over to, I dunno, Darth Vader juggling Macbooks or something. But now even though I've done it, it still happens sometimes, which is kind of lame. Especially since it's been close to a year since I got any in real life either.

But no, other than that I can't claim to have had too many weird sex dreams.

Aww, that sucks. I enjoy the heck out of mine. hehe
 
One weird one that I've had at least three times is being in a swiveling office chair but unable to move my legs or arms. I am not panicking, just frustrated. Then a student comes into my office. I ask for help, and he comes closer and turns the chair towards himself. He questions whether or not I can move, but I say that I can't. He tries to lift me, but I seem to be frozen in the chair. The vibe seems to change, and he reaches out and cups one of my breasts through my blouse and asks again, "You can't move?" I say no and to not touch me like that (I can't seem to raise my voice beyond a quiet conversational level, too). "You can't move?" he asks again, and puts his hand between my knees and effortlessly spreads my legs apart. I am startled and ask him to stop, but he moves his hand up to my panties and begins to touch me there. Stroking me through my panties (something I love in real life), he is trying and succeeding to make me wet. I tell him that he needs to stop this, but he responds by tearing my panties as if they were flimsy like tissue paper. He slowly dips a finger in me, then he pulls it out and then adds two fingers and begins to fingerfuck me. I tense up and think, "Oh my God, he's going to make me come", and that's when I wake up feeling like I really was being fingered.

Cool. Feels like being fingered, huh? I believe if we can think it, the mind can touch us physically, or the senses believe something is touching us physically and we don't know the difference.

Before I finished my doctoral thesis, the last month I'd have dreams where I was typing something and was naked from the waist down. Each word typed felt like something was massaging my pussy. When I typed, "The End" on the last page, I'd half-wake with my legs spread wide, my knees bent and almost having an orgasm. A touch of my clit and I came. I kept revising things in my thesis and my mind was telling me, hey, dummy, it's done. Fuck any more revisions and turn this shit in. I turned it in and the dreams stopped. Boy, did it piss me off. I got to look forward to them. LOL

I have some rape dreams like yours. The weirdest was I worked at an elaborate brothel and was tied face-down by my ankles and wrists. A door would open, a guy would come in, fuck me then leave. The dicks got bigger as a progression in clients and I never came with any of them. Ten guys would do me total then an older woman would come in and say, "Have you have enough?"
 
in spite

In spite of those who pooh pooh dreams as meaningless, they are, at times interesting. I recently dreamed I was having sex with a guy and couldn't understand why my climax wouldn't come. Egad!!!!
 
i think everyone has weird sex dreams from time to time, honestly. although i'll admit given my interest in giving cunnilingus i'm surprised i haven't dreamed about being in a woman's body.

[shrug]

ed
 
Ever meet anyone who had a normal sex dream?

"Yeah, so last night, I dreamed I was married and had sex with my wife in the missionary position, in our bed, with the lights off, while we were still partially clad in our pyjamas."

Hasn't ever happened in my slice of reality...
 
Ever meet anyone who had a normal sex dream?

"Yeah, so last night, I dreamed I was married and had sex with my wife in the missionary position, in our bed, with the lights off, while we were still partially clad in our pyjamas."

Hasn't ever happened in my slice of reality...

The thing is, the more exotic the dream the more comfy you are with yourself and your sexuality. That's all they mean unless you are getting too little sex. Then it just means your emotional needs regarding sex are not being met.

The weirdest ones I've had were as a teen when I'd dream my dad would come into my room and ravage me. All that meant was my dad was a good dad and the dream was that's what I perceived an ideal man. Men have those dreams about their mom's just mean's their mom lives up to their ideal woman. Now, a friend would have dreams where she was pregnant after the sex was over. It just meant her biological clock was ticking and it was time to have a kid, and deep down she wanted one.

Most dreams mean nothing. However, the real vivid ones people should listen to. Just my opinion.
 
I had a very vivid sex dream the other night. It was in no way kinky, at all. Granted, I'm pretty vanilla. But I'm comfortable with my sexuality, I would say. More comfortable than many. But again, pretty vanilla.

The sex dream was amazing though. It was not graphic, as I said. It wasn't weird. Just plain old sex. Making love, as some would call it. I have to say, it was probably the best sex dream I ever had, as vanilla as it was.

I dream a lot. I'm borderline narcoleptic, so the experts say. So, I hit REM cycle very quickly once I sleep and I stay there for quite some time. My dreams are pretty vivid for this reason.
 
Cool. Feels like being fingered, huh? I believe if we can think it, the mind can touch us physically, or the senses believe something is touching us physically and we don't know the difference.

Before I finished my doctoral thesis, the last month I'd have dreams where I was typing something and was naked from the waist down. Each word typed felt like something was massaging my pussy. When I typed, "The End" on the last page, I'd half-wake with my legs spread wide, my knees bent and almost having an orgasm. A touch of my clit and I came. I kept revising things in my thesis and my mind was telling me, hey, dummy, it's done. Fuck any more revisions and turn this shit in. I turned it in and the dreams stopped. Boy, did it piss me off. I got to look forward to them. LOL

I have some rape dreams like yours. The weirdest was I worked at an elaborate brothel and was tied face-down by my ankles and wrists. A door would open, a guy would come in, fuck me then leave. The dicks got bigger as a progression in clients and I never came with any of them. Ten guys would do me total then an older woman would come in and say, "Have you have enough?"

I'm definitely not a PHD in psych but the rape dream seems like nothing more than a confirmation of your lesbian sexuality. The fact that no matter how many men have you or how big they are doesn't lead to orgasm just reinforces that men are not for you. Or I could be totally wrong. That what I like about Lit. I don't have that luxury in my day job.
 
Yes, sometimes pretty weird.

One that stuck with me was a party. We're at a party (don't remember getting there), and some of the people there are in nice evening-wear, mostly black, tuxedos and long black dresses. The rest are naked. Of course, She is wearing a nice black dress, and i'm one of the naked ones. I don't like parties, but i'm perfectly comfortable at this one and enjoying it - i kneel at Her feet as She sits in a chair and talks to some other clothed persons lounging on a couch - i realize i don't know anyone else here, and it doesn't bother me at all.
 
I have had some VERY strange sex dreams. Dreams I've never told anyone about because they're weird in a bad way, not even a kinky bad way. Mostly bad, some good though.

For example. Once when I was 11 years old I dreams that I was in this dark labyrinth trying to find my way out and came across this disgusting giant obese flightless purple dragon/dinosaur creature, that reminded me of Jabba the Hutt. There was a line of people to have sex with it, like a queen ant or something. I joined the line and fucked it, and somehow knew during the whole thing that this creature was my father. My dad. I interject to comment that I am completely turned off by incest, and always have been. So I had sex with this revolting thing that was my dad, and ran around the labyrinth for a while before coming to this place like an emergency medic tent in a warzone. There I went into labour and delivered a pile of bloody pulpy mess that was a miscarriage. In-dream, it was both traumatizing and relieving, to get it out of me. Reminder - I was in primary school when I dreamt this. And this is one of my weird sex dreams.

I woke up feeling gross and trying to obliterate it from my memory. Too bad I have a good memory :( I have no idea whatever the fuck it meant, I hope it meant nothing.

ps. Sorry if I killed the mood
 
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xjasminex: I wouldn't read into it too much, with regards to actual sex... it's likely just a manifestation of some other issues you were having in your life at the time, and not even necessarily with your father.

I've had dreams where I'm having sex with a girl I found annoying and <i>never</i> found attractive; I had another where I was fucking my younger brother, and another still where I was the recipient in such a tandem... and no, I have no sexual attraction to my brother. Just weird, red-herring dreams... :p
 
My dreams are extremely vivid, but I almost always (95% of the time) wake up before climaxing or even earlier. I have had dreams with extended pursuit and seduction scenes, fully choreographed disrobing, and even prolonged foreplay of different varieties, but I generally wake up before or during intercourse.

For example, in the last dream I remember I was pursued at length by Karen O (of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs). We ended up in a dark room with a four-poster bed, illuminated by a single overhead lamp providing just enough light for what was happening on the sheets. Everything beyond was cloaked in inky darkness. Karen was on the bed, wearing a black vinyl costume that resembled the creature from the Alien movies. She was being held down on the white sheets by her two "maids", two women with short black hair, wearing bustiers, thigh high stockings, and boots. I was kneeling between her thighs, admiring her smooth skin and the moist folds of her pussy. I was enjoying the sight of her squirming as I prepared to enter her. Then my alarm went off.
 
xjasminex: I wouldn't read into it too much, with regards to actual sex... it's likely just a manifestation of some other issues you were having in your life at the time, and not even necessarily with your father.

I've had dreams where I'm having sex with a girl I found annoying and <i>never</i> found attractive; I had another where I was fucking my younger brother, and another still where I was the recipient in such a tandem... and no, I have no sexual attraction to my brother. Just weird, red-herring dreams... :p

Oh don't worry, I didn't think too much into it. Just didn't like having those images. I've had more disturbing dreams that that. And amazing ones. Mostly just extremely strange. For a period of my life going to sleep was like almost having an acid trip each night, with nothing significant in my waking life to explain it.
 
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