Do you get nervious posting back to sch00lteacher..

[T.H. Oughts]

because you know that there is a 99.5% chance you have made a grammar or spelling mistake in your posting?????


P.S. We love you teach... here's a apple.

 

[scylis]

i don't care aboot spelling.

m'i lexdisic.

 

[Mischka]

I see no need to be nervous. I've noted he commits more spelling and grammar mistakes than many others around here, and I haven't noticed that he corrects others for their mistakes.

 

[Bindii]

Nah.....I always was the teachers pet!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Nah.....I always was the teachers pet!

I was always on detention to much for that.

 

[MechaBlade]

I find because you are a teacher I am not more likely to have correct grammer or spe!ling. In fact , my natural writing style tneds to be free of errors from my own natral standards of writing. I am nervous talking about sex with a teacher, tho, I can just see you sliping up on class and saying: "vagina" when you mean... um say, "times tables."

Their. Find all the errors in that paragraph!



MechaBlade believes "there" and its homonyms are the most misspelled words on the Internet.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Hey, where the fuck did this come from?

I'm not an English teacher people. I teach history. My grammer sucks. My spelling really sucks. That is why I have two dictionaries here. Cause when I make a mistake people love to point it out. Oh look you spelled a word wrong!

It is a damn good thing I like the hell outta you T.H. Oughts . You scared the shit outta me when I saw this thread. Oh fuck, I am in trouble again...

I do wish Literotica had spell checking.

I do get pissed at people who make mistakes on purpose, to sound cute...

Give my heart a break next time, warn me!


Thanks, I love you guys too.


Well, most of you anyhow...

 

[scylis]

but i AM lexdisic, damnit!

 

[MechaBlade]

Whoops. I had the impression you were an English teacher. Well, just like Napoleon said in 1907, "Those who don't learn from the mistakes of History have to take it again next semester."

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey, where the fuck did this come from?

I thought I was the one in trouble when you took so long to reply to the thread, lol

I think people have expectations with you being a teacher????

I have a thing when I tutor adult art workshops.... at the beginning of the class I offer a lolliepop to the first person who finds a typo.... it tends to have more fun made of it and the grammer police shut up.....

In the intros of my books I have put in a couple of typos so my friends know for sure that they are my books, lol

 

[freescorfr]

I knew you were a history teacher sch00lteach - all that knowlegde about guns had to be gleaned in some discipline.

I am careful about posting historical opinions in any thread since I've had profound suspicions about history teachers ever since my scooldays when Cave Man Charlie, my history teacher, made us all learn something all you Americans chant - a declaration of independence or something.

It didn't go down well in Sauchiehall St.,

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

"What the fuck are ye oan aboot, Jimmy? You a Catholic or a Proddy?"

My real life history taught me to run very fast.

 

[sch00lteacher]

I didn't see it until I reloaded the page, then poof there it was, right on top!

Typos happen to the best.

What is fun is reading fifty essay answers written by inner city youth. I gave up on grammer and spelling a long time ago. If I get the job I want next fall, I will have to get the red pen back out and bone up on my grammer.

If you want to worry about me, worry about content, and historical facts. I see more mistakes about history here than I do about language. I usually let it slide so as to not cause trouble.

And some of the stuff I have seen lately about Islam... Where the hell are people getting their facts from? In many cases I think they just pull them out of the air.

Thanks for the thread. I feel honored. Now I gotta run go pee pee, get more coffee. Be right back.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

worry about content, and historical facts. I see more mistakes about history here than I do about language.

I know what you mean. My books and art work are based on art history and then I give a contemporary view...

I see some websites put together by hobby minded person and I think..... "where the hell did they get that information from". The sad thing being is some school kid may have used that wrong info they found in a school project....

I am known for emailing sites and telling them they have the wrongs facts written in their websites....

*hope you put the seat back down *

 

[sch00lteacher]

Weapons I learned about in and working for, the military.

Okay. I will admit a few things people do, do piss me off.

My number one peeve, alot. Sorry, no such word. It is two words. A (space) lot.

I also have a hard time dealing with things like there and their, where and were, when used in the wrong way. But a lot, that is my biggie.

A lot.
A lot.
A lot.

 

[MechaBlade]

and it's spelled "grammar." Sorry, couldn't resist!

Goodnite people!

 

[freescorfr]

and it's spelled "grammar." Sorry, couldn't resist!

Goodnite people!

You bastard mecha - all the rest of us resisted.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ahhhh fuck the lot of ya...... grammer stammer, lol

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ahhhh fuck the lot of ya...... grammer stammer, lol

Hell I've wanted to say that for years.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Fuck.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Fuck.

This is a porn board after all.... do we get details......

 

[sch00lteacher]

Grammar...


At least I usually spell 'fuck' right. Do it right as well.

 

[freescorfr]

Grammar...


At least I usually spell 'fuck' right. Do it right as well.

When I was 5 years old I went to a really rough school in Glasgow and hear the word, "fuck" used so often that I came home and carved it on our wooden fireplace, because I'd also just learned to write,
"Fuc" I wrote, proudly.

That was the end of my fucking graffitti days.

 

[Cheyenne]

I see no need to be nervous. I've noted he commits more spelling and grammar mistakes than many others around here, and I haven't noticed that he corrects others for their mistakes.

ditto

If anything, I've noticed people try to correct HIM. For "there" vs "their" and "they're" as an example.

 

[perks]

because you know that there is a 99.5% chance you have made a grammar or spelling mistake in your posting?????


P.S. We love you teach... here's a apple.

It's an apple.

article in front of a word starting with a vowel... well you know.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Do you get nervious posting back to sch00lteacher..

It's an apple.

article in front of a word starting with a vowel... well you know.

Shti shit shit and I thought I had no typos in that, lol

When I was 5 years old I went to a really rough school in Glasgow and hear the word, "fuck" used so often that I came home and carved it on our wooden fireplace, because I'd also just learned to write,

LMAO........