ScarlettRose
just me
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hey, we needed a parody thread, its been a while
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SaintPeter said:I will take the safe road here and say it depends on the person.
ScarlettRose said:engage her? i want details
The Squid King said:
engage naked people?
The Squid King said:
First, I begin to remove my own clothing, slowly and very deliberately. I start with my necktie, I loosen it, but I do not remove it. Then I remove my jacket, placing it neatly to the side. Then I begin to remove my shirt one button at a time; starting with my right sleeve, then my left; I follow this by undoing my buttons from the top down, pulling up my shirttails as needed. Then I remove my shirt.
The suspense is too much for my lover, who grabs me by my belt to speed up the process. She fumbles in haste unclasping my belt, but she makes up for lost time when she rips it through my beltloops and tosses it aside. Unwilling to fumble further attepting to undo the button on my pants, she lock onto them one hand each side of the zipper, and rips them free, sending their button into blissful oblivion.
She is growing ever impatient and my clothing seems endless. She casts my pants to my ankles and smiles as only a thin layer of silk guards her from her prize. She looks me in the eyes, then grabs my boxers and slowly drags them to my ankles. Her prize earned, she remains on her knees and claims it.
How do you engage naked people?
batter said:i like to look at something slightly dressed....think of it as adorned in something that seduces, entices, enhances the human form.
dont get me wrong, i love the nude female form, just give me one with a little bit of lingerie, a short skirt, or low cut top.
the nakedness would come later.
LadyBlueMoon said:
Is this a "guy" thing?