Do you curl?

[parodyluvr75]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnDMdGz7o-k/TtO85bRIG6I/AAAAAAAAAmM/a2ljs6zJHwk/s1600/Best-Curling-Iron.gif

 

[sigh]

I'm half Italian. I spend my mirror time trying to manage curls, not create them.

I don't play shuffleboard with big rocks on ice either.

 

[Liar]

http://www.robdedel.nl/Curling%20(6).gif

 

[chillywilly2]

Womens and Mens Gold for canada...they will look nice alongside the hockey golds

 

[Magnetron]

I thought this was going to be about penises.

 

[tasteyourthighs]

why..

Why , does your package curl?

 

[Queersetti]

I thought this was going to be about penises.

If you can do curls with your penis, call me.

 

[pointless]

my penis has a curve, not a curl. i may be fat, but i'm not a pig.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Yep.....12 reps at 30, 10 at 35, and 8 at 40

The I stare at myself in the mirror for about 5 minutes. Then go to the leg spreader machine and leer inappropriately at whatever girl is using it

 

[butters]

my toes have been known to curl. does that count?

 

[warrior queen]

I watched some of the curling.
It amazed me that the players got so animated! I mean, one minute they were standing as still as the stones they push..... and the next they were positively bouncing around. Much like the ends of the ice-brooms!
Then, back to being rock-like.
Riveting stuff!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Please post pictures of said curling penises or it didn't happen.

 

[parodyluvr75]

my toes have been known to curl. does that count?

Monkey toes?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Please post pictures of said curling penises or it didn't happen.

http://penisenlargementtraction.com/images/penis_4.jpg

 

[butters]

Monkey toes?

that's rude.

*hair toss, tail swing*

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why , does your package curl?

If had one, I wouldn't use a curling iron on it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

that's rude.

*hair toss, tail swing*

I like monkey toes.

You got me all excited, teasing lady!

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://penisenlargementtraction.com/images/penis_4.jpg

You have a cartoon one?

 

[Fata Morgana]

What the fuck is this curling stuff? Just seen a bit and it's blokes polishing floors rather briskly. They give any twat a medal these days.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You have a cartoon one?

fine...you want to see a real one!

(this hurt me as much as it will hurt you)
(( I may make this my new Av))

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThARDUmEyLoTp5NoPb4mwVuBNgJp_1tApEtBefRNee-ZGQzrg-Kg

 

[crazychemgirl]

nope... not enough hair TO curl

 

[VaticanAssassin]

What the fuck is this curling stuff? Just seen a bit and it's blokes polishing floors rather briskly. They give any twat a medal these days.

I see them do and and think, I could be the best in the world at that.
But I have never done it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I see them do and and think, I could be the best in the world at that.
But I have never done it.

I bet their kitchen floors are spectacular.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I bet their kitchen floors are spectacular.

If the used this;

http://static8.depositphotos.com/1000270/1042/i/450/depositphotos_10428222-Round-wax-covered-dutch-edam-gouda-cheese.jpg

it would be more interesting.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If the used this;

http://static8.depositphotos.com/1000270/1042/i/450/depositphotos_10428222-Round-wax-covered-dutch-edam-gouda-cheese.jpg

it would be more interesting.

Now I have to masturbate.