do you come home on your lunch break to masturbate?

[amelia]

well....do you?

 

[Vilac]

No. I just do it in my office.....usually to the image of Sally Struthers. lol

V~

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I dont have to "go home to masturbate" during lunch, I just gotta go to the bedroom with my sandwich

 

[RawHumor]

I don't think I'll be able to get hard for a week, never mind masturbate, after looking at your av, Amelia.

You couldn't go back to your own face, could ya?

 

[juicylips]

I dont have to "go home to masturbate" during lunch, I just gotta go to the bedroom with my sandwich

You masturbate with your sandwich???

Ewwwwwww

JL

 

[alexandraaah]

Why leave the office?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You masturbate with your sandwich???

Ewwwwwww

JL

LMAO, well if a person is low on mayo....

 

[RawHumor]

LMAO, well if a person is low on mayo....

A sandwhich just isn't a sandwhich without the creamy taste of...

 

[juicylips]

LMAO, well if a person is low on mayo....

Mayo and cum taste decidedly different.

It wouldn't fool me for a minute.

JL

 

[Wiggles]

I don't with this job, but I did with my last.

What a great way to release some stress and leave home with a smile. And it feels so naughty, going back out in the sunshine afterwards.

 

[Ginny]

mmmmmmm yes i do occasionally....to have the house alone....for a lil rambunctious phonesex with the turtle.....i've also zipped home......and done a lil phonesex with his voicemail....that way....he can keep the messages for a bit of time......listen to them over and over.....and they're there for times he wants to masturbate and i'm not around...a lot of times he'll wake up in the middle of the night....just hungry...horny......and if he has saved messages from me.....he'll listen to those and get off.....of course...my wonder turtle is quite capable of getting off without my orgasmic noises.....but....he does rather enjoy them.........

one other thang......lunch hour traffic sucks.....when you're racing to get home and masturbate....it's like you want a loudspeaker on the top of your car......screeching, "dammit you idiot....get outta my way....i'm going home to masturbate!"......the trip back the office is a lil more relaxing....soothing music...justa glowing.....enjoying a lil ciggy perhaps....with a huge smile on your face......

 

[amelia]

well..i have to come home...for some reason..i just can't seem to do "IT" at school...surrounded by the sounds of children....thank goodness for lunch breaks....


now..*sigh*...i wish i had a sandwich.

 

[amelia]

I don't think I'll be able to get hard for a week, never mind masturbate, after looking at your av, Amelia.

You couldn't go back to your own face, could ya?

i may change it tonight..i'll have to ask meathead first!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

okokokokokok FINE, I will change my answer to AFTER I eat my sandwich...some people just cant take a joke


(legal disclaimer: my original point was to be understood that I do not have to go home for lunch hour, I am already there) OMG, I am outta mustard, hmmmmm

 

[Vilac]

well..i have to come home...for some reason..i just can't seem to do "IT" at school...surrounded by the sounds of children....thank goodness for lunch breaks....


now..*sigh*...i wish i had a sandwich.

lol....you mean the joyous sounds of happy little children don't do it for you, hmm?

V~

 

[lobito]

yes, but it's really just a technicality. I work at home. When I take a lunch break at whatever time of day, it could be right here in my office chair, or on my office couch, or anywhere else I suppose, in the house.

 

[juicylips]

okokokokokok FINE, I will change my answer to AFTER I eat my sandwich...<snip>

OMG!!!

You would eat before jerking off?

Where the hell are your priorities?

JL

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Why leave the office?

Ditto

 

[brokenbrainwave]

OMG!!!

You would eat before jerking off?

Where the hell are your priorities?

JL

ya know somedays your the windshield, somedays your the bu*SPLAT*

 

[Marxist]

i may change it tonight..i'll have to ask meathead first!

You don't need my permission. Although the two do look good together.

 

[glamorilla]

Not on my lunch break but i make it a point of getting my day off to a good start.

 

[Ginny]

ooooh i bet you do, hotstuff.......

 

[amelia]

You don't need my permission. Although the two do look good together.

i know i don't need your permission...(i thought we might change it to something esle..this has been fun...*notice i said we*)

 

[Ginny]

it's lunchtime.......amelia should be home soon......<perving>

 

[Secret Kate]