do you actually know anybody who owns a sybian?

[silverwhisper]

well, do you?

if you don't know what they are, you can learn about 'em here.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

I've always found images of women using a Sybian to be engaging but not overly erotic. The HBO show Real Sex featured the Sybian on an episode that also included some other stationery electro-mechanical sex toys. I guess they would eliminate the old lack-of-stamina problem, wouldn't they?

 

[bobsgirl]

All right, I'm blushing here...I can't figure out how you use it.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

one sits upon it. :>

yankee, congrats on almost hitting 5 digits in your post count. :>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

one sits upon it. :>

yankee, congrats on almost hitting 5 digits in your post count. :>

ed

Thanks. Am wondering about making sure that #10,000 is unique in some way.

 

[silverwhisper]

i vote for you creating a poll. :>

ed

 

[jadefirefly]

All right, I'm blushing here...I can't figure out how you use it.

Don't blush -- it took me a good 15 minutes of carefully examining the pictures and text to figure that part out for myself. It isn't as if there are big neon arrows saying "THIS PART GOES UP YOUR HOO-HOO!!!"

Odd stuff.

 

[bobsgirl]

Don't blush -- it took me a good 15 minutes of carefully examining the pictures and text to figure that part out for myself. It isn't as if there are big neon arrows saying "THIS PART GOES UP YOUR HOO-HOO!!!"

Odd stuff.

Now that I've been clued in, I don't think I'll be purchasing one of these babies--I'd probably fall off and hurt myself, and when the paramedics came to rescue me, I'd have a lot of embarrassing 'splainin" to do.

 

[Cockyfox]

as someone pointed out elsewhere, they're expensive!

People are always trying to re-invent the wheel. Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned penis? I'd take one of those over the mechanical thingy.

 

[EJFan]

i saw ruby break one on one of seymour butts' movies ("seymour's squirters" i think)... she rode it 'til it blew a fuse.

 

[EJFan]

Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned penis?

i've wondered this often myself.
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[LadyJeanne]

* Weighs 22 pounds with convenient finger grips to carry and move easily.
* Is 13.25" Wide, 12.5" Long, 8.5" to top of padded cover and 10" to top overall.
* Has a very high quality 1/29th HP - 20:1 ratio Gearmotor that drives the rotation and may be controlled from 0 to 120 RPM
* Has the same quality, but a 1/17th HP motor that drives the vibration and this may be controlled from 0 to 6500 RPM. Both the Motor and Gearmotor are made by Bodine Electric Company.
* Has both the On/Off switches and the speed control knobs on the end of a 3' cable for your convenience. Rotation and vibration are independently controlled.
* Has a detachable 8' power cord that plugs into a fused inlet for your convenience and protection.
* Is available in either a 120V or 240V version. We ship around the world.
* Uses internal parts of highest quality available that, in general, should never need repair or maintenance. A lifetime of pleasure without problems.
* Has a housing that will withstand over 1000# of weight or pressure.
* Has a high quality naugahyde cover that can be washed and kept clean with any good cleaning agent.
* Uses detachable rubber parts that can be thrown into the sink and washed thoroughly after each use.

 

[Eilan]

All right, I'm blushing here...I can't figure out how you use it.

The wire brush (shown in the bottom pic) goes in your ass.

 

[ccnyman]

All right, I'm blushing here...I can't figure out how you use it.

The wire brush (shown in the bottom pic) goes in your ass.

I'm blushing about the brush. I keep imagining it working like a baby bottle brush to clean you up.

 

[Eilan]

I'm blushing about the brush. I keep imagining it working like a baby bottle brush to clean you up.

Yeah, that was the mental image that I got when I saw the bottom pic. Ow.

 

[eudaemonia]

Huh. Never heard of the Sybian before. Am I really that sheltered?

 

[jadefirefly]

I thought the bottom pic was one meant for males?

Maybe I read wrong. I was more confused trying to figure out how the thing worked.

Imagine my surprise and laughter when I was telling my SO about this thread, and he quips back "Oh, how many horsepower?" ... I chose not to ask him how HE knew what they were.

 

[Quoll]

Yeah, but is it any good on concrete.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

CF: there's no reason why the two need to be mutually exclusive, you know.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

The wire brush (shown in the bottom pic) goes in your ass.

Ooh, that'd make you clean as the proverbial whistle! Owie owie owie...

 

[TBKahuna123]

I like the "primarily used for sexual gratification" line. Yeah, no shit! I thought it was primarily used by large food service operations for scrambling large quantities of eggs.

6500 RPMs? I've had cars that wouldn't get up to 6500 RPMs. Shit even my SuperCock won't do over 2200!!

 

[Cockyfox]

CF: there's no reason why the two need to be mutually exclusive, you know.

ed

Hey! I didn't say penises were always gonna do the trick.
But that thing........that's too much.
It'll probably drain the power grid!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

They've got one of those Sybians on the Howard Stern show. It was donated by the company who builds them for Stern guests to use. So far they've had a lot of women ride it there in the studio, and while all of the results have been positive, save one, all the results have also varied considerably. I would say that most of the women so far have said its the best and most powerful orgasm they've ever experienced. At the other end of the spectrum was one woman who was simply too uptight to let herself enjoy it at all.