Do me a favour please people

[freescorfr]

Is it dawn already chez vous TH?

If the loo seats not up I pee in the sink!

But I prefer outdoors, but not in the pond.


Can I do my mating dance for you? It's the Kami-kazi rugby tackle, learned from the All Blacks. If I get you down in one, I can have you. OK?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Can I do my mating dance for you? It's the Kami-kazi rugby tackle, learned from the All Blacks. If I get you down in one, I can have you. OK?

Sweetie I've had first hand training from those All Blacks on how to tackle in a scrum... you might just have your work cut out for you I think.

 

[freescorfr]

Sweetie I've had first hand training from those All Blacks on how to tackle in a scrum... you might just have your work cut out for you I think.

You're not allowed to tackle in a scrum, TH. I was envisaging a level playing field.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You're not allowed to tackle in a scrum, TH. I was envisaging a level playing field.

Tell you what then, lets sit on the side lines and perv at the cute cheer leaders

 

[Tropism]

No, not that... I have a wonderful lover

Please if your name is one that does not scream male or female after reading it, could you please give a hint at least in your profile which sex you are.

Stamen seeking carpel.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Do me a favour please people

Stamen seeking carpel.

Loud and clear, lol

 

[freescorfr]

Tell you what then, lets sit on the side lines and perv at the cute cheer leaders

Not my scene TH. At least not the perving. Can I not just skip all the preliminaries and Kami-kazi mating dance one of them?

Can you suggest any names? I'm new in your hemisphere. We're different in Europe - it's a lot of finesse and romance here.

I thought I'd be better off your end of the globe where I could get tore in right away.

 

[La Principessa]

ummmm....

*checking down shirt.......

female....most definately female.....

unless you know of someone who'd like to check for me TH!!

 

[Vilac]

I'm male also....the last time I checked.

I know what you're talking about, though...T.H. I've had a couple people at a loss as to my gender.

Nonetheless.....I remain,
V~

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: ummmm....

Unless you know of someone who'd like to check for me TH!!

I'm sure I could find you a sexy kiwi fellow that would dive down there in a second.

P.S. Love the flags...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Can you suggest any names?

I'll run down to the local rugby feild and pick out a couple of babes for your right now.

 

[freescorfr]

I'll run down to the local rugby feild and pick out a couple of babes for your right now.

Great - make it clear there's not going to be any roses or poetry or romance like in the modern world. I want to get back to my evolutionary roots. Straight on with it.

Will you do that for me, love?

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Re: ummmm....

I'm sure I could find you a sexy kiwi fellow that would dive down there in a second.

You could?!? mmmm...that would be great! But just in case, since your going to the Rugby field anyhow.....could you pick my up something as welll???

P.S. Love the flags...

I hope I get that from at least one other Kiwi too!!

P.S. and THANKS for the Rugby info....it worked wonders!!!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: ummmm....

I hope I get that from at least one other Kiwi too!!

I know for a fact that 'other' kiwi is in the shower right now... I bet I know what he is doing and who he is thinking about

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Great - make it clear there's not going to be any roses or poetry or romance like in the modern world. I want to get back to my evolutionary roots. Straight on with it.

Will you do that for me, love?

I'll tell the head cheer girl to tell the others there is no mucking about, you wanna get straight down to business lol

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: ummmm....

I know for a fact that 'other' kiwi is in the shower right now... I bet I know what he is doing and who he is thinking about

in the shower??? doing something??? you don't...you don't mean that he's .....he's........he's LATHERING?!?!?!?

 

[navarre]

<---------------

I'm a male.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ummmm....

in the shower??? doing something??? you don't...you don't mean that he's .....he's........he's LATHERING?!?!?!?

I sure do babe and he's lathering it "up" for you I dare say, lol

 

[freescorfr]

<---------------

I'm a male.

OK Navarre. I'm off to bed. TH hasn't got the chicks quick enough.

I'm giving up south of the equator and returning to the romantic north. Maybe I'll make poetry in my sleep..


Hope you get principessa sorted TH, with those flags I nearly confused her with p_p man

 

[La Principessa]

Hope you get principessa sorted TH, with those flags I nearly confused her with p_p man

I BEG your pardon, sir???? kindly look at the AV and tell me if p_p man looks like THAT?!?

 

[Rambrat]

You are a redhead just like me

ok, just to prove I am a woman, here is a photo of my naked breasts....

I hate you....

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ummmm....

in the shower??? doing something??? you don't...you don't mean that he's .....he's........he's LATHERING?!?!?!?

yep...it's mine and I'll wash it as fast and as often as I want to...

Love the flags honey...

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ummmm....

yep...it's mine and I'll wash it as fast and as often as I want to...

Love the flags honey...

wrong big boy!! it's MINE!!!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I hate you....

Sorry sweetie but there an't any naked bits of me here at Lit

 

[Rambrat]

Sorry sweetie but there an't any naked bits of me here at Lit

well...I can see parts of you