Do lesbians enjoy playing in a pool?

[Etoile]

is this the first parody thread on the GBLT? ... etoile is going to ban you

It's a parody? Guess I don't know the original.

Mods can't ban people, only admins can do that.

But I'm a nice mod. I don't fuck with people.

 

[Equinoxe]

No, it's Northern LV. We all HATE pale skin here.

Then I apologise for my utterly offensive skin tone.

 

[Never]

I forgive.. but I shall not forget.

Etoile,
Enjoy your bath?

 

[Equinoxe]

I forgive.. but I shall not forget.

That's all I ask.

 

[John Doe]

Then I apologise for my utterly offensive skin tone.

What if someone spanked you to redden you up a little? Do you think Never would be okay with that?

 

[John Doe]

It's a parody? Guess I don't know the original.

Mods can't ban people, only admins can do that.

But I'm a nice mod. I don't fuck with people.

The original thread is "Do lesbians enjoy playing pool?" I believe, with a shot of two women 'round a pool table.

 

[Etoile]

Enjoy your bath?

Yes, thank you.

 

[Etoile]

The original thread is "Do lesbians enjoy playing pool?" I believe, with a shot of two women 'round a pool table.

Heh!

 

[John Doe]

Heh!

The parody was intuitive. It practically created itself really.

 

[Angel]

I wouldn't mind playing WITH some lesbians in a pool.

 

[John Doe]

I wouldn't mind playing WITH some lesbians in a pool.

Oh good, with you there I won't feel so awkward watching, or even joining in.

 

[Equinoxe]

I wouldn't mind playing WITH some lesbians in a pool.

Any lesbians or certain specific lesbians?

 

[Angel]

Well not any lesbian, I do have preferences

 

[Etoile]

Well not any lesbian, I do have preferences

Pick me, pick me!

 

[Equinoxe]

Well not any lesbian, I do have preferences

Well, I should hope so, who would disparage your right to have preferences?

 

[Never]

Pick me, pick me!

*kicks you in the shins and tosses you to the side*

Pick me! Pick me!

 

[Equinoxe]

Can't everyone play in the pool nicely, or am I going to have to call your parents and have them come pick you up?

 

[Never]

Should I dunk Equinoxe or yank her bottoms? And if I yank them, up or down? Choices.. choices...

 

[John Doe]

*kicks you in the shins and tosses you to the side*

Pick me! Pick me!

Whoa, I wanted to see some rough play but that isn't exactly what I had in mind!

 

[Never]

I cannot afford to be gentle when it comes to my harem.

 

[Etoile]

I cannot afford to be gentle when it comes to my harem.

Y'know, I've actually seen a harem. My wife and I visited Turkey in 2001 and we went to the Topkapi palace in Istanbul twice. The harem quarters were absoutely beautiful - marble everywhere. We decided we could definitely live there.

 

[ravenmx]

Never
Should I dunk Equinoxe or yank her bottoms? And if I yank them, up or down? Choices.. choices...

Dunking is against the rules, as is running.

Didn't see anything about pulling pants of pants. Although pulling them down may be more fun then pulling them up.

 

[Never]

Y'know, I've actually seen a harem. My wife and I visited Turkey in 2001 and we went to the Topkapi palace in Istanbul twice. The harem quarters were absoutely beautiful - marble everywhere. We decided we could definitely live there.

If I ever manage to leave the country I'll make sure you're telling the truth. My harem is just a big closet. It's not much but it's easy enough to keep a printout of names in there.

 

[John Doe]

Dunking is against the rules, as is running.

Didn't see anything about pulling pants of pants. Although pulling them down may be more fun then pulling them up.

depends on who we're talking about. A wedgie might be fun for the wedgee.

 

[Equinoxe]

Y'know, I've actually seen a harem. My wife and I visited Turkey in 2001 and we went to the Topkapi palace in Istanbul twice. The harem quarters were absoutely beautiful - marble everywhere. We decided we could definitely live there.

Topkapi Palace is, overall, such a beautiful work of architecture. I think it is one of the most spectacular buildings in the world, but I've never actually been to it (or to Turkey at all).

I've have seen pictures and video of the palace, including the harem quarters, it really is a stunning place. It most certainly wouldn't be an unpleasant home (implications of being a wife, concubine, unmarried sister, mother, or general female servant of an Ottoman Sultan aside).