Do I take myself too seriously? Hmmmm...

[KillerMuffin]

I was yakking on the IM dojobber recently with another Author for whom I occasionally edit. Yes, WS, him. After the conversation seemed to lull, I read back over what I'd written him. Oh my gawd, I sounded like a supercilious stuck up old goat musty English Professor who hasn't seen the light of day in 20 years for all the damned books that are in his way.

I was carrying on about certain grammar and punctuation points as if I were the be all end all of knowledge. Of course, I can back up my points with several diverse publications regarding grammar and punctuation. However, that doesn't change the unmitigated condescension. He wasn't much better either, I think we were sort of feeding off of each other ego wise.

Yeesh. If I ever get that bad again, I think I'll voluntarily submit to a muzzled spanking.

 

[Slut_boy]

Why wait? Rather just get that cute butt of your over here for a spanking right now *Slut_boy uses spell-check, just in case*

 

[call me master]

SPANKINGS????!!!!

Yeesh. If I ever get that bad again, I think I'll voluntarily submit to a muzzled spanking.

Anytime you are ready for your spanking Miss Muffin I would be more than happy to oblige. Please let me know if there is any particular way you would like to be spanked. I have a wide variety of methods at my disposal and aim to please.

 

[bulld]

Re: SPANKINGS????!!!!

Yeesh. If I ever get that bad again, I think I'll voluntarily submit to a muzzled spanking.

Anytime you are ready for your spanking Miss Muffin I would be more than happy to oblige. Please let me know if there is any particular way you would like to be spanked. I have a wide variety of methods at my disposal and aim to please.

Well there you go muff a bonafide offer. But if he doesn't interest you I already got my scars from the last time so it won't show on me. So if you really feel the need call on me!! I'm always willing to please!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO bull you twit! I love ya!


Bull or Slut_boy, bull or slut_boy bull or slut_boy. I don't think I can choose.


Well, since slut_boy beat ya to it, I'll let him brave the teeth and claws and give my recalictrant lil ol hiney a good spanking. Gawd knows I've been damned egotistical today, not to mention supercilious and condescending. I've been acting like a lawyer. (I get extra smacks for that, right SB?)

 

[bulld]

Not fair

LMAO bull you twit! I love ya!


Bull or Slut_boy, bull or slut_boy bull or slut_boy. I don't think I can choose.


Well, since slut_boy beat ya to it, I'll let him brave the teeth and claws and give my recalictrant lil ol hiney a good spanking. Gawd knows I've been damned egotistical today, not to mention supercilious and condescending. I've been acting like a lawyer. (I get extra smacks for that, right SB?)

It ain't fair he only beat me cause my message was longer!! I got the scars first I should have first whacks. I'm gonna sit here and pout til I get a turn.

*sittin *poutin hmph Doesn't seem right to me sides CMM is the expert on spankins if you want it done right ought to be him.

 

[call me master]

Re: Not fair

[*sittin *poutin hmph Doesn't seem right to me sides CMM is the expert on spankins if you want it done right ought to be him.

Actually Miss Muffin bulld is right. If you want quality you must use the expert. I again offer my services. Should you need references I am sure that I can oblige you. Please let me know what you require.

 

[bulld]

Re: Re: Not fair

Actually Miss Muffin bulld is right. If you want quality you must use the expert. I again offer my services. Should you need references I am sure that I can oblige you. Please let me know what you require.

There you see what i mean. You wouldn't go to a doctor who got his degree from the local community college, no you'd go to the guy who went to the state college. But if the master ain't what you want.... well then.....

 

[Slut_boy]

You wanna hear something strange Muffin? Although I am a vegetarian, I reckon that I could probably eat you *smiles*.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well oh my SB. I hear Muffin is good with cream. *grins*

 

[Guest]

What Crap!

I was intending to reply to your original post but the thread has decended into the usual trash of this BB so...

 

[Whispersecret]

Nah, you don't, KM. I know whom you're talking about, and I got the same way with him. Because we've been separated at birth, I know that you're probably like a chameleon. You sort of morph into the type of person you're with. The Professor is so ultra-supercilious, you can't help but bring that part of you forward. It's not often that you are allowed (or allow yourself) to let that side of you out, and it's sometimes refreshing. To me at least. (I'm sure there are some who would argue that I'm that way all the time, but seriously, I do try to curb my natural arrogance as much as I can!)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Trolli, go ahead and respond, what the heck, maybe you can get this thread back on track and my brain out of the gutter for a change.

Whisper, you have to be my long lost twin, wonder which of us was adopted? Did you ever find yourself carrying on as if you'd been a professional award winning editor from the womb?

 

[Whispersecret]

Well, Mom told me never to tell you the truth. <giggles>

 

[Laurel]

Re: What Crap!

whine whine whimper nag whimper

If this BB is so bad, why do you read it? I hate people who deliberately sit on a nail and then bitch because their ass hurts.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Re: What Crap!

whine whine whimper nag whimper

If this BB is so bad, why do you read it? I hate people who deliberately sit on a nail and then bitch because their ass hurts.

well put

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Sounds to me your good at what you do!!

 

[Slut_boy]

Whisper?

Ouch! Whisper, that hurt. Do you really think that I am scornful of other BB members? Is that what you mean by "supercilious"? Am I ultra-that..... *shakes head*. Sometimes it takes a real friend to let you know what a prick you really are.

[Edited by Slut_boy on 12-13-2000 at 01:23 AM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Whisper?

Ouch! Whisper, that hurt. Do you really think that I am scornful of other BB members? Is that what you mean by "supercilious"? Am I ultra-that..... *shakes head*. Sometimes it takes a real friend to let you know what a prick you really are.

You aren't quite the Professor that we are discussing, darling. This particular one enjoys pedanticism, though he is improving. He is a good writer, though difficult to edit for, vastly difficult.

You on the other hand are just unbearably sexy. I bought a pair of plain white cotton panties just for you. Too bad it's snowing, or I'd wear my short, plaid, catholic schoolgirl skirt for you. It shows everything when I climb into my truck.

 

[bulld]

Re: Re: Whisper?

[Too bad it's snowing, or I'd wear my short, plaid, catholic schoolgirl skirt for you. It shows everything when I climb into my truck.

Back when I went to Catholic school the girls didn't let a little snow stop them from wearin their skirts and if your going to wear the skirt you must have the patent leather shoes to go with it. However since you refuse to wear the skirt I have to admit that the thought of you nekid is a much better picture to me anyway. Can you picture that?? Love ya darlin!

 

[Whispersecret]

SLUTBOY! I was not talking about you! My God, I'm so sorry you jumped to that conclusion. You are a professor, yes, but you are anything but supercilious.

What can I do so that you'll forgive me???

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

SLUTBOY! I was not talking about you! My God, I'm so sorry you jumped to that conclusion. You are a professor, yes, but you are anything but supercilious.

What can I do so that you'll forgive me???

What is slutboy a professor of?

 

[Silverlily]

Panties here, law I believe, in RL.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

I am the LAW... sorry jugde drude moment... thanks love.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's Judge Dredd sweetie.

Drokk it!!! *headbangs*

I AM THE LAW!!!!

Gawd Joey is a hottie!!!! Get him back guys!!