do any women like to chat and wank?

[Hanon435]

it's multitasking. have a conversation about casual topics while rubbing one out? "how the weather? oh, really. hang on a sec.... oh god, yes!... as I was saying..." any women like that?

 

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[NightL]

Really???

Shhh - single

 

[Eilan]

Can't say that I do.

 

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[Hanon435]

I consider maintenance wanking like eating. it would be like chatting over breakfast.

 

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[eric60red]

it's multitasking. have a conversation about casual topics while rubbing one out? "how the weather? oh, really. hang on a sec.... oh god, yes!... as I was saying..." any women like that?

I think you have the wrong idea, ladies don't wank they masturbate, guys wank. I have masturbated while taking business on the phone, to people. I cant help being sexy

 

[Miles Long]

You can safely assume all women on Lit are finger-banging themselves to oblivion the entire time they're on Lit.

 

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[NightL]

I think you have the wrong idea, ladies don't wank they masturbate, guys wank. I have masturbated while taking business on the phone, to people. I cant help being sexy

I think you may want to take a moment to reflect on what you wrote - I'm sure you will see it. It has nothing to do with you "taking business on the phone, to people". Though I am curious now, other than people who else do you lady masturbate to?

 

[Ellafun]

What the hell is is this sh*t doing in the How To forum??? Does ANYBODY read the damn stickys anymore?

*slinks out of the thread, grumbling and annoyed....*

 

[Emerson40]

What the hell is is this sh*t doing in the How To forum??? Does ANYBODY read the damn stickys anymore?

*slinks out of the thread, grumbling and annoyed....*

First the trophy wall of peni pics and now girls are strummin' the muffin while exchanging pleasantries and opening the mail.

Poor Ellafun is gonna Hellasnap.



PS - Miles was bang on with his theory. When I enable the Volume function in my user CP it sounds like a chorus of 100 little cups of yogurt being stirred by 100 little spoons.

 

[Ellafun]

First the trophy wall of peni pics and now girls are strummin' the muffin while exchanging pleasantries and opening the mail.

Poor Ellafun is gonna Hellasnap.



PS - Miles was bang on with his theory. When I enable the Volume function in my user CP it sounds like a chorus of 100 little cups of yogurt being stirred by 100 little spoons.

lol, thank you for that, Emerson! Some days I wonder why I click on the damn threads.

Oops! I dropped my little spoon...brb...

 

[Hanon435]

it was here or the darkroom. how to said questions would be answered. I had questions.

 

[eric60red]

I think you may want to take a moment to reflect on what you wrote - I'm sure you will see it. It has nothing to do with you "taking business on the phone, to people". Though I am curious now, other than people who else do you lady masturbate to?

Suggest you read it again, It wasn't phone sex, to simplify the matter for you, I was in a chat room, in private with a female, she was talking dirty to me, while I was dealing with a business call, trying to concentrate on the matters in hand. She could see me on cam, and she was rubbing herself to climax

 

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[Lord Pmann]

I know Rainshine is a wanky little horndog. She prides herself in her wanky abilities.

However, the more appropriate, feminine term is "jilling off". It is the feminine version of jacking off. Or, there is the gender neutral "Patting off".

 

[Ellafun]

I know Rainshine is a wanky little horndog. She prides herself in her wanky abilities.

However, the more appropriate, feminine term is "jilling off". It is the feminine version of jacking off. Or, there is the gender neutral "Patting off".

Whatever happened to "fapping?"

 

[Miles Long]

To paraphrase the old joke, you know how to tell when a woman is online and fapping?

Her lips are moving.

You know what I mean.

 

[LadyVer]

I know Rainshine is a wanky little horndog. She prides herself in her wanky abilities.

However, the more appropriate, feminine term is "jilling off". It is the feminine version of jacking off. Or, there is the gender neutral "Patting off".

LOL I'm sure Rain appreciates that. LOL

 

[Miles Long]

I know Rainshine is a wanky little horndog. She prides herself in her wanky abilities.

However, the more appropriate, feminine term is "jilling off". It is the feminine version of jacking off. Or, there is the gender neutral "Patting off".

Didn't she get a tattoo that says "wanky little horndog"?

 

[eric60red]

He's teasing you for saying "guys wank, ladies masturbate" and then, in the same post, saying you were masturbating. All in fun.

I know, I like to tease as well

 

[Saucyminx]

Yes, I got that the same day I got your face on my left boob, closest to my heart to keep you close to me forever.

*serial killer eyes*

She has the jar for your bits all ready to go on the shelf with the others too.