Divorce? FYI without comment
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Aurora Black
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mismused said:
Now if only unhappy marriages in the rest of the world could be dissolved so easily...
Selena_Kitt
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Oh, oh, oh!
A Loving Wives story! <grin>
A Loving Wives story! <grin>
impressive
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What happens if he says "blow job, blow job, blow job" in his sleep?
Weepingguitar
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impressive said:
That's a bit of a mouthfull... *rimshot*
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Belegon said:
Sorry, sorry, sorry *shame*
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Weepingguitar
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Belegon said:
Awww, but I'm no good at insults! I'm far too submissive to even dare!
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Um...why did the wife mention this to anyone? And why did they accept that he said it--she might have been mistaken...and why didn't she just say that she'd been wrong and the third word had been...something else?
This is what you get when you tell your neighbors intimate things that should remain between a husband, wife and their dreams.
This is what you get when you tell your neighbors intimate things that should remain between a husband, wife and their dreams.
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mismused said:
To get her first husband's penis out of her pussy's system?
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Svenskaflicka said:To get her first husband's penis out of her pussy's system?
BWAH!
Belegon
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ABSTRUSE said:
I thought I was supposed to forward the victims without giving them warning?
let me see....*flip, flip, flip* here we go, Section 7.4
Yes....clearly states that for me to have my bar tab covered the victims are to be given no hints as to what is in store for them...with a bonus if I can get them to actually lie down in the coffin without the handcuffs being put on first...
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Damn, I would hate to think that I was required to divorce a woman that I loved, simply because I uttered something silly in my sleep. Hell, he might have had a nightmare about her cheating on him, thus causing him to say it. That's no reason to dissolve a marriage! Of course, I wouldn't mind the idea of her going to bed with that other guy, but then again, I'm a swinger. I would just have to find another newly divorced woman who wanted to get back with her husband for the night and divorce her. 
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impressive said:
I've tried it, it doesn't work.
elsol
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I think for it to work in western culture... it's going to have to be a bit more wordy.
Fucking fat bitch!
Divorce...
I slept with your sister
Divorce...
The doctor says she gave me herpes...
Divorce
And it's sort of a two way thing... he says certain things... she says divorce... or vice versa.
Sincerely,
ElSol
Fucking fat bitch!
Divorce...
I slept with your sister
Divorce...
The doctor says she gave me herpes...
Divorce
And it's sort of a two way thing... he says certain things... she says divorce... or vice versa.
Sincerely,
ElSol
