Divide by Zero

[Massive Grooves]

I second this!

I once knew a girl named Carmen. I was, maybe, 12.

She has a thing for me. One of the first people who made me feel uncomfortable about it. Who knows how she turned out, but I know, at the time, I was not interested.

So, no, I don’t like that name.

Blame that 12 year old.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Spectacular birthday shot

Claiming all the best

Thank you❤

Thank you

 

[Massive Grooves]

Keeping the puppy out of the shots.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Keeping the puppy out of the shots.

Ah, damnit.. now I have to focus all my attention on the scantily clad gent that has a tiny smirk playing at the corner of his mouth. Pardon my vulgar way of saying it, but..I love your manfur.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Ah, damnit.. now I have to focus all my attention on the scantily clad gent that has a tiny smirk playing at the corner of his mouth. Pardon my vulgar way of saying it, but..I love your manfur.

Thank you.

I am a hairy guy and have done very little over the years to hide it.

 

[Massive Grooves]

This little girl creepy her way in as my alarm went off.

 

[rubydlite]

This little girl creepy her way in as my alarm went off.

This little girl would creep her way in too...sooooo

 

[Massive Grooves]

This little girl would creep her way in too...sooooo

It’s cool. I have another arm.

 

[Moochienanu]

It’s cool. I have another arm.

Hey! I thought that one was for me... *pouts about having to share now*

 

[Massive Grooves]

Hey! I thought that one was for me... *pouts about having to share now*

*slides puppy over*

You won’t hate it

 

[Massive Grooves]

a gif

a still

 

[feelmytits]

You still could be a model

Shower towels

Bed sheets

Jackets

Shorts

Puppy adoption

Thanks for sharing!

 

[Massive Grooves]

You still could be a model

Shower towels

Bed sheets

Jackets

Shorts

Puppy adoption

Thanks for sharing!

Thank you, but my pretend real model days are behind me.

Those were good days though

 

[Moochienanu]

Thank you, but my pretend real model days are behind me.

Those were good days though

I’ll model with you. We can pretend we’re real together.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I’ll model with you. We can pretend we’re real together.

We can try to be real.

Regardless, I’d get some good pictures.

 

[feelmytits]

Memories are good

And fun. The good days.

Jeans and strip teasing.
Cooking. Music. Work Outs.

Makes me wet. Such a trigger. Still.
For more. Sexy shots are such an escape.

And the new ones. Same.
And the pupster❤

Please continue MG

 

[Massive Grooves]

Memories are good

And fun. The good days.

Jeans and strip teasing.
Cooking. Music. Work Outs.

Makes me wet. Such a trigger. Still.
For more. Sexy shots are such an escape.

And the new ones. Same.
And the pupster❤

Please continue MG

Thank you.

Many sizes ago.

I am approaching 50 though. It gets harder.

 

[Massive Grooves]

You get one with clothes

One without

You can only click on one.

 

[feelmytits]

You get one with clothes

One without

You can only click on one.

Irresistible choice

You know my faves

 

[Massive Grooves]

Irresistible choice

You know my faves

Thank you.

Yes. I have a good idea.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Winding down

 

[rubydlite]

Winding down

Come wind down with me

 

[wallflower6]

You get one with clothes

One without

You can only click on one.

What happens if you click both?

 

[Massive Grooves]

Come wind down with me

Is this a coded message?

I got out my decoder ring from the box of cereal.

I see

Wind me down with come

 

[Massive Grooves]

What happens if you click both?

Oh. Shoot. Sorry.

You go blind.