Divide by Zero

^How apropos is it that I’m listening to Sextape by Deftones?

The ocean takes me in to watch you shake it
Watch you wave your powers
Tempt with hours of pleasure
Take me one more time
Take me one more wave
Take me for one last ride
I'm out of my head

P.S. You sir, look glorious. 🔥
 
^How apropos is it that I’m listening to Sextape by Deftones?

The ocean takes me in to watch you shake it
Watch you wave your powers
Tempt with hours of pleasure
Take me one more time
Take me one more wave
Take me for one last ride
I'm out of my head

P.S. You sir, look glorious. 🔥

What a great album.

Been listening since Adrenaline, though.

If I knew you better, I’d share a story.

I’ll gladly accept all Fire emojis.
 
What a great album.

Been listening since Adrenaline, though.

If I knew you better, I’d share a story.

I’ll gladly accept all Fire emojis.


I’m quite familiar with that album. I’m partial to 7 Words.

C’mon...tell me the story. 😊
 
Well, Masturbation May is just about over and we can all focus on getting prostate cancer again starting tomorrow.

As long as I get one in tonight, I’ll be at 13.

13 is 61.9% of 21.

If 21 equates to 33% less chance of getting prostate cancer, then 13 should get me to 20%. Except I believe it needs to be done every month.

Oh man. This isn’t going to be easy.

Avoiding prostate cancer was a lot easier way back when I was having sex.

Wait a minute.... a quick search tells me June is Men’s Health Month. Not the magazine.

That’s more than just prostate cancer. This is so much stress.

I’m going to be requesting handjobs to get me through this.

Volunteers?
 
I need somebody to help me find

some animals

in this picture

I see a whale's tale :)

and a hammerhead shark (okay, it's a fish but I'm countin it)

and a mermaid (which is partly animal/fish?)

and a sideways kewpie doll (which is definitely NOT an animal)

and a seahorse (which has an animals name in it's name!)
 
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Well, Masturbation May is just about over and we can all focus on getting prostate cancer again starting tomorrow.

As long as I get one in tonight, I’ll be at 13.

13 is 61.9% of 21.

If 21 equates to 33% less chance of getting prostate cancer, then 13 should get me to 20%. Except I believe it needs to be done every month.

Oh man. This isn’t going to be easy.

Avoiding prostate cancer was a lot easier way back when I was having sex.

Wait a minute.... a quick search tells me June is Men’s Health Month. Not the magazine.

That’s more than just prostate cancer. This is so much stress.

I’m going to be requesting handjobs to get me through this.

Volunteers?

*raises hand*
 
I see a whale's tale :)

and a hammerhead shark (okay, it's a fish but I'm countin it)

and a mermaid (which is partly animal/fish?)

and a sideways kewpie doll (which is definitely NOT an animal)

and a seahorse (which has an animals name in it's name!)

More than I saw.

I saw clouds.

Although striking clouds.
 
I’ll bury this as a last post in a page.

Because it feels like we have reached the end of everything.

Mount Salem- The End

Now we've reached the end of everything
Do you see the darkness that this could bring?
This will surely be the end of me
Now I see the trouble we were causing

We don't know what is real
No, I don't think I can feel
Now you reached your answer
What could be
This will be the end of everything

[Chorus:]
Watch your body fail
Hope has gone away
You may fight your cause
But that's not today

[Part 2:]
Now you're standing at the edge with me
Staring out across that torturous sea
Take my hand we will walk among the trees
This could be the last thing that you will see

Nothing takes me away
Here we are and here we'll stay
In my mind now this is everything
Close your eyes
The truth is dark and obscene
 
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