Divide by Zero

[rubydlite]

Well, Masturbation May is just about over and we can all focus on getting prostate cancer again starting tomorrow.

As long as I get one in tonight, I’ll be at 13.

13 is 61.9% of 21.

If 21 equates to 33% less chance of getting prostate cancer, then 13 should get me to 20%. Except I believe it needs to be done every month.

Oh man. This isn’t going to be easy.

Avoiding prostate cancer was a lot easier way back when I was having sex.

Wait a minute.... a quick search tells me June is Men’s Health Month. Not the magazine.

That’s more than just prostate cancer. This is so much stress.

I’m going to be requesting handjobs to get me through this.

Volunteers?

Volunteers as long as you promise to make math sound dirty or never utter it again.

I need somebody to help me find

some animals

in this picture

See attached...grey cat, green bird, Blue elephant, red gorilla sitting.

I guess

this is a

picture forum

Are they silky? And....are you good?!

I’ll bury this as a last post in a page.

Because it feels like we have reached the end of everything.

Mount Salem- The End

This sounds...final?

 

[OGMG]

Volunteers as long as you promise to make math sound dirty or never utter it again.

See attached...grey cat, green bird, Blue elephant, red gorilla sitting.



Are they silky? And....are you good?!


This sounds...final?

Here’s the thing.

Work equals mass times force. A good handjob follows this equation.

Let’s be real, the better the force impacted on my mass, the better the work done.

This is Newton physics.

I will take you through the force. That’s good force. A little more force. Good work.

Unless you are more into geometry. 2 pi r squared times length. We can determine the amount of coverage you need in order to provide the handjob necessary.

Am I making math dirty?

 

[feelmytits]

I am in. For all of it.

In the interest of health.

And that chain link shot.

Makes me melt. Do more dirty math.

Please. And crank up the music.

 

[OGMG]

I am in. For all of it.

In the interest of health.

And that chain link shot.

Makes me melt. Do more dirty math.

Please. And crank up the music.

Fantasies are imagination

Imaginary numbers. Square root of negatives.

Just square root of everything.


For you, I’ll recite baseball stats.

SABRmetrics.

 

[feelmytits]

That is sexy. RBI. SO. HR. Not really a money ball person.
But I love your voice. Go for it.

All about the right angle, not so much the economics.
I care about the placement. Cum early and often.
Almost could look like your cloud formations.

Hot dogs. Not animals. Popcorn. Kinda. Pretzels.
Definitely could be added.

And don't forget to bring your glove.Hand jobs.
I am beyond ready. Play ball.

 

[OGMG]

That is sexy. RBI. SO. HR. Not really a money ball person.
But I love your voice. Go for it.

All about the right angle, not so much the economics.
I care about the placement. Cum early and often.
Almost could look like your cloud formations.

Hot dogs. Not animals. Popcorn. Kinda. Pretzels.
Definitely could be added.

And don't forget to bring your glove.Hand jobs.
I am beyond ready. Play ball.

Maybe just a few weeks away. Such a long negotiation.

A positive distraction may be good and bad for the world, but overdue.

 

[OGMG]

Ever wake up and ask yourself

how long has it been since I trimmed this shit?

 

[feelmytits]

50 games could work

We all need and crave distraction

Longer hair is hawt, just saying

 

[OGMG]

50 games could work

We all need and crave distraction

Longer hair is hawt, just saying

I think they are talking a little over 100.

Thank you. See how long I keep it.

 

[OGMG]

Since the hair is going over well

Leftovers

 

[feelmytits]

Spectacular❤

 

[catherinewheel77]

Since the hair is going over well

Leftovers

You look like you could use a hug.

*wraps my legs around your neck

 

[OGMG]

Spectacular❤

Thank you.

 

[OGMG]

You look like you could use a hug.

*wraps my legs around your neck

Sounds like a satisfying bare hug.

 

[rubydlite]

Ever wake up and ask yourself

how long has it been since I trimmed this shit?

Every summer ba da cha

Since the hair is going over well

Leftovers

I love leftovers...and this pic ...you know.

 

[catherinewheel77]

.....

 

[OGMG]

Saturday mornings

Can be lazy too

 

[catherinewheel77]

Aww...look at the pup.

The guy is pretty too.

 

[OGMG]

Aww...look at the pup.

The guy is pretty too.

He is pretty.

He is pretty patiently waiting for me to get my ass up.

Walk time I guess.

Gotta do it before this happens...

 

[catherinewheel77]

An angry forecast. I love it.

 

[OGMG]

An angry forecast. I love it.

Walked this dog.

Contrasting skies. Can’t make up its mind. Black and white, puffy clouds floating by.

Hair being tossed around.

Snapped a few pictures. I’ll edit later.

 

[OGMG]

I took a shower today.

This is what you get.

Buried at the bottom of a page

 

[catherinewheel77]

Curses! Apparently I need to create an account prior to viewing your goodies.

It was exceedingly well worth it. Yowza.

 

[OGMG]

Curses! Apparently I need to create an account prior to viewing your goodies.

It was exceedingly well worth it. Yowza.

I didn’t realize there were flags on pictures until a few weeks ago.

I do find it interesting, however, that this one flagged while last week’s erection picture did not.

Glad you liked.

 

[OGMG]

As an experiment, I’m curious about half a penis.

https://i.imgur.com/CciXvkb.jpg