Divide by Zero

[OGMG]

I was in bed considering going to sleep. I mean, no reason not to. I sure as fuck need it.

I had just masturbated.
That Crosses album playing.

And this lightning storm rolls across lighting up my bedroom.
I’m the guy who goes outside in a lightning storm.

Trying to capture

There was the rolling thunder.
Some rain only momentarily.

The whole system was moving west to east

There was break in the sky

And me

Watching it pass

I’m only my shorts

As the dog hides under the bed

Watching the whole system roll away

And then I laid back down

Crosses still playing

 

[NastyNyx]

I was in bed considering going to sleep. I mean, no reason not to. I sure as fuck need it.

I had just masturbated.
That Crosses album playing.

And this lightning storm rolls across lighting up my bedroom.
In the guy who goes outside in a lightning storm.

https://imgur.com/a/dxoMoMN

There was the rolling thunder.
Some rain only momentarily.

The whole system was moving west to east

And me

Watching it pass

I’m only my shorts

As the dog hides under the bed

Watching the whole system roll away

And then I laid back down

Crosses still playing

https://i.imgur.com/L3nIcCe.gifv

Wow...what a crazy storm...cool pic. Is it just me or does that kinda look like a pig lol?

 

[OGMG]

Wow...what a crazy storm...cool pic. Is it just me or does that kinda look like a pig lol?

You’re suggesting there was no thunder?

Only a hostile pig in the sky.

You were too fast as I tried to clean up my post.

 

[NastyNyx]

You’re suggesting there was no thunder?

Only a hostile pig in the sky.

You were too fast as I tried to clean up my post.

Sorry about that....love storms like that. Thanks for sharing

I guess it's just me with the hostile pig thing lol

 

[OGMG]

Sorry about that....love storms like that. Thanks for sharing

I guess it's just me with the hostile pig thing lol

No need to be sorry.

I forget how large the pictures are on the boards.

Storms are great.

 

[OGMG]

Struggled getting out the door this morning

https://i.imgur.com/IjHW1hE.jpg

 

[Micio_Lambire]

I was in bed considering going to sleep. I mean, no reason not to. I sure as fuck need it.

I had just masturbated.
That Crosses album playing.

And this lightning storm rolls across lighting up my bedroom.
I’m the guy who goes outside in a lightning storm.

Trying to capture

There was the rolling thunder.
Some rain only momentarily.

The whole system was moving west to east

There was break in the sky

And me

Watching it pass

I’m only my shorts

As the dog hides under the bed

Watching the whole system roll away

And then I laid back down

Crosses still playing

Love a good storm. I miss be able to sit outside during a storm (no porch roof here).

 

[OGMG]

Love a good storm. I miss be able to sit outside during a storm (no porch roof here).

Brief storms like that one are very enjoyable.

Sometimes I just open the window shades and watch.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Brief storms like that one are very enjoyable.

Sometimes I just open the window shades and watch.

I stand in the doorways as long as possible.

 

[OGMG]

I stand in the doorways as long as possible.

Breathe it in.

 

[OGMG]

When I walk the dog, I often grab my camera.

Never know what I will see
What prompts me to snap
A picture of a stop sign
A slug
Graffiti
Birds
Litter
Flowers
Or the sky and clouds and
Weeds

But people look at me funny
A guy came out and stood at the front of his lawn today
Watching me while my dog sniffed a tree
The music blasting in my ears made the scene surreal

Nobody would likely look twice if I was carrying a gun
Not in this redneck town

We are all walking around with cameras in our pockets

But this
This makes people look at me twice

People are strange

 

[TongueLust]

I was in bed considering going to sleep. I mean, no reason not to. I sure as fuck need it.

I had just masturbated.
That Crosses album playing.

And this lightning storm rolls across lighting up my bedroom.
I’m the guy who goes outside in a lightning storm.

Trying to capture

There was the rolling thunder.
Some rain only momentarily.

The whole system was moving west to east

There was break in the sky

^This is spiritually stunning!


And me

Watching it pass

I’m only my shorts

As the dog hides under the bed

Watching the whole system roll away

And then I laid back down

Crosses still playing

....

 

[feelmytits]

Hobbies. New and Odd.
People are watching. All the time.

Photography....love the camera. Fancy for a dog walk.

Bicycling....multiple people have bright new shiny ones.

Gardening....neighborhood. Competition. Unspoken.
But my neighbor was spying on my porch this morning.

Add music and weather. Could be fun actually.

Spring just got more interesting. Hope for the best.

Thanks for the additions.

 

[OGMG]

....

Thank you.

Nothing like a little break.

 

[OGMG]

Hobbies. New and Odd.
People are watching. All the time.

Photography....love the camera. Fancy for a dog walk.

Bicycling....multiple people have bright new shiny ones.

Gardening....neighborhood. Competition. Unspoken.
But my neighbor was spying on my porch this morning.

Add music and weather. Could be fun actually.

Spring just got more interesting. Hope for the best.

Thanks for the additions.

I haven’t noticed anymore bicycles than normal.

90 today. Good to get some sun on my day off.

A few decent pictures. A little exercise.

Always music.

 

[NastyNyx]

When I walk the dog, I often grab my camera.

Never know what I will see
What prompts me to snap
A picture of a stop sign
A slug
Graffiti
Birds
Litter
Flowers
Or the sky and clouds and
Weeds

But people look at me funny
A guy came out and stood at the front of his lawn today
Watching me while my dog sniffed a tree
The music blasting in my ears made the scene surreal

Nobody would likely look twice if I was carrying a gun
Not in this redneck town

We are all walking around with cameras in our pockets

But this
This makes people look at me twice

People are strange

I would've looked twice too...but not because of the camera...

People are strange

 

[OGMG]

I would've looked twice too...but not because of the camera...

People are strange

Well, I always wear a shirt in public. At my age, it’s best.

People are very strange

 

[OGMG]

I just found out that May is Masturbation Month.

And more I know why I haven’t been much. I simply do not conform.

But I also did not know. Today being the 12th off May seems a little late.
It’s not as if the President tells people.
Anderson Cooper isn’t making it a segment.
I’m guessing there weren’t ok many vibrations packaged up for Mother’s Day.

I did just have a conversation with a woman who has a son approaching the age of “awareness” which ended with, just don’t shame him.

Quick search suggests men who ejaculate 21 times a month lower risk of prostate cancer.

Regardless, it’s good that some people in the world have adopted a healthy attitude, so

Come as you are
Come one, come all
Play The Stroke by Billy Squire
Or just The Strokes

You’ve been informed.

 

[OGMG]

Strange Shit

This 19 year old came into my office yesterday to return her equipment at the end of her shift.

She took the weekend to lighten her hair. There’s always an adjustment.

I asked her if she’s getting used to it. She said kind of but she did not expect it to turn out like that.

I replied, yeah, I didn’t expect mine to turn out like this either.

She honestly asked, is your hair naturally gray?

Yeah, I’m naturally gray.

I know there is a fad of young people painting their hair gray, but people my age don’t do that.

She’s then gave me a story about her dad and how he colored his hair once and people gave him a hard time.

I said, have a nice evening.

 

[OGMG]

Strange Shit II

Woman walks into work an hour late yesterday. I gave her that look which says, why are you late? without vocalizing it.

She said, I had a doctor’s appointment. I told you.

Without vocalizing, again, I let her know she didn’t.

She argued briefly before I turned my palms up. She stopped.

Small break in words before she announces, I have knows hair which are growing really long. Did you know they make little clippers for your nose hair?

Yes. Go to Walgreens. That’s why you went to the doctor? During a pandemic? Nose hair?

She went to work.

 

[Moochienanu]

Woman walks into work an hour late yesterday. I gave her that look which says, why are you late? without vocalizing it.

She said, I had a doctor’s appointment. I told you.

Without vocalizing, again, I let her know she didn’t.

She argued briefly before I turned my palms up. She stopped.

Small break in words before she announces, I have nose hair which are growing really long. Did you know they make little clippers for your nose hair?

Yes. Go to Walgreens. That’s why you went to the doctor? During a pandemic? Nose hair?

She went to work.

Seems she had a legit emergency here. Definitely needed to go see someone about that. Yep. Yep. Yep.

 

[OGMG]

Seems she had a legit emergency here. Definitely needed to go see someone about that. Yep. Yep. Yep.

All about priorities with some people.

 

[OGMG]

Today is the 14th off May.

I have worked 38 hours so far this week. I’ve only had the two Sundays off. The potential exists that I may feel obligated to work this coming Saturday. Not looking for sympathy. Only laying out how this month has been. And I’m not going to pretend I’m doing anything important or life shattering. The stress still exists, however. All eyes in the company are on what we are doing.

Today is the 14th off May.

I recently learned May is masturbation month. I received a couple private messages that my PSA on masturbation a couple of days ago was appreciated.

I shared some information I read that if men ejaculate 21 times a month they are 33% less likely to get prostate cancer. Well, that’s much easier than getting help with Coronavirus.

Here I am, though.

It’s the 14th off May and I have come 4 times this month. This doesn’t bode well in the fight against prostate cancer. Now there is this added stress to avoid getting cancer!!

Math tells me I have to be extremely aggressive the rest of this month. I don’t know if I can do it.

So I stood there with a flaccid penis this morning with all this stress trying to avoid all the cancers and expectations while getting little sleep and losing sanity.

All I thought was, so long cruel world.

 

[TongueLust]

Good Morning, OGMG!

 

[NastyNyx]

Today is the 14th off May.

I have worked 38 hours so far this week. I’ve only had the two Sundays off. The potential exists that I may feel obligated to work this coming Saturday. Not looking for sympathy. Only laying out how this month has been. And I’m not going to pretend I’m doing anything important or life shattering. The stress still exists, however. All eyes in the company are on what we are doing.

Today is the 14th off May.

I recently learned May is masturbation month. I received a couple private messages that my PSA on masturbation a couple of days ago was appreciated.

I shared some information I read that if men ejaculate 21 times a month they are 33% less likely to get prostate cancer. Well, that’s much easier than getting help with Coronavirus.

Here I am, though.

It’s the 14th off May and I have come 4 times this month. This doesn’t bode well in the fight against prostate cancer. Now there is this added stress to avoid getting cancer!!

Math tells me I have to be extremely aggressive the rest of this month. I don’t know if I can do it.

So I stood there with a flaccid penis this morning with all this stress trying to avoid all the cancers and expectations while getting little sleep and losing sanity.

All I thought was, so long cruel world.

I for one am very concerned about you. Please don't let the math and the stress overwhelm you... just take it one stroke at a time. You've got this.

Thanks for the smile this morning : )

Beautiful photo and beautiful body