Disturbingly funny thread!!!

[Guest]

America -> Holy Bible -> Dinosaurs on Noah's ark.

 

[bg23]

i laughed.

god help me, i laughed.

then again, it's 1.30 in the morning, so maybe i can be excused.

no. i laughed.

 

[Guest]

i laughed.

god help me, i laughed.

then again, it's 1.30 in the morning, so maybe i can be excused.

no. i laughed.

Heh. That's my summation of today's the Guardian.

Everybody in here knows I read the Guardian almost everyday.

Go to bed.

no-sig

 

[bg23]

you keep telling me to go to bed.

why?

i only read bits of the guardian that are featured in The Age.

 

[Guest]

you keep telling me to go to bed.

why?
Yeah, I keep forgetting that you are actually in(on?) the West Coast.

The Age.
I'm old enough. Are you?

Let us cure of our timezonites, shall we? (Look, sergeant: I ain't jumping my bail, OK?)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hello, my name is Black Shanglan. I'm a Sunoholic. It's been 24 hours since I last read the Sun.

It started innocently enough. I was young. I didn't know any better. I was in London for the first time, and someone had left an old copy on the seat of a train. I thought a glance wouldn't hurt.

Now I'm an addict. I try to hide my shame, but the taunting hussy calls to me. "EVIL MONSTER IN TOT AGONY." "PHWOAR MISS HUSS!" "JORDAN IN BUM BUST BUNGLERY." How her siren song torments me.

I used to think I had it under control. It was just once in a while. Just a quick fix dashing through Gatwick, the wicked sheet in hand and a copy of "Private Eye" under my arm. I was merely being suave. Snide. Amused at the graphic of the Chunnel (showing which two countries it connects, for the benefit of the readership) and the hard-line editorial policy: all victims of crime, if female, must have their hair color and relative bustiness reported. I was just there to smirk as I counted the number of times the word "horror," "agony," and "gone mad" were used in any issue.

But now I've lost it all. I logon to their website every day. I lower myself to the cheap, coarse company of their editorial staff's maunderings and endure the humiliation of being caught reading about Celebrity Big Brother shag-offs.

Learn from me.

Save yourselves.

 

[bg23]

Let us cure of our timezonites, shall we? (Look, sergeant: I ain't jumping my bail, OK?)

the west coast in which country, dear one?

 

[bg23]

Hello, my name is Black Shanglan. I'm a Sunoholic. It's been 24 hours since I last read the Sun.

It started innocently enough. I was young. I didn't know any better. I was in London for the first time, and someone had left an old copy on the seat of a train. I thought a glance wouldn't hurt.

Now I'm an addict. I try to hide my shame, but the taunting hussy calls to me. "EVIL MONSTER IN TOT AGONY." "PHWOAR MISS HUSS!" "JORDAN IN BUM BUST BUNGLERY." How her siren song torments me.

I used to think I had it under control. It was just once in a while. Just a quick fix dashing through Gatwick, the wicked sheet in hand and a copy of "Private Eye" under my arm. I was merely being suave. Snide. Amused at the graphic of the Chunnel (showing which two countries it connects, for the benefit of the readership) and the hard-line editorial policy: all victims of crime, if female, must have their hair color and relative bustiness reported. I was just there to smirk as I counted the number of times the word "horror," "agony," and "gone mad" were used in any issue.

But now I've lost it all. I logon to their website every day. I lower myself to the cheap, coarse company of their editorial staff's maunderings and endure the humiliation of being caught reading about Celebrity Big Brother shag-offs.

Learn from me.

Save yourselves.

...

i swear i only read the sun for the comics. because they're better than the age ones. i swear.

 

[Guest]

the west coast in which country, dear one?

I think the name starts with A or u.

I'm not tellin'.

 

[bg23]

I think the name starts with A or u.

I'm not tellin'.

see, that's coz you don't know.

-nods smugly-

 

[Guest]

see, that's coz you don't know.

-nods smugly-

Well, actually, I know. & u no it 2. There is no point in exploreing any further on this subject. Some1 got 2 keep an i on pee oh box.

Does any1 smell S. Africa?

 

[bg23]

Well, actually, I know. & u no it 2. There is no point in exploreing any further on this subject. Some1 got 2 keep an i on pee oh box.

Does any1 smell S. Africa?

chatspeak sux dood.

 

[kamuikamui]

chatspeak sux dood.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Guest]

chatspeak sux dood.

"she-who-trolls-CV" sucks big-time.

And she's left out.

 

[NoJo]

This is turning into quite the soliloquy, I must say.

 

[Guest]

"she-who-trolls-CV" sucks big-time.

And she's left out.

 

[NoJo]

:raoul:

 

[gauchecritic]

titles

disturbing? possibly.

funny? I really couldn't say.

 

[purple_angel]

Good Chilled Vodka, lets retire
The No Goods are abroad and if we should meet we shall not scape a brawl.

For these hot days, the mad blood is stirring!

(I paraphrase of course)

 

[Guest]

Re: titles

disturbing? possibly.

funny? I really couldn't say.

No she's not funny at all.

I put her back on ignore.

 

[Guest]

America -> Holy Bible -> Dinosaurs on Noah's ark.

I laughed slightly. Not disturbed though. Ta.

Perdita

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You peeps need a Guardian, guardian.

 

[Guest]

bump.