Dishes!

MissTaken

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I am off to do the dishes!


I hate doing dishes. What? Do they fucking multiply, or what?



What do you hate doing?
 
I hate scrubbing floors.

I'd rather fuck a skunk.

Ok, well not really. You get the point. :D
 
I hate housework in general! I want to be wealthy enough to have a full time cook and housekeeper. It ain't gonna happen, but thats what I want.
 
Dishes

Yp, they multiply, just like rabbits.
One day just a glass or two and maybe a plate in the sink,
twodays later there isn't a dish left in a cabinet and you're washing forks to eat dinner with.



SM
 
Dishes... i can't wait to get my dishwasher.

and picking up toys. I'll iron and do laundry all day if someone else would just pick up all the damn toys.
 
Theory........

If a dish is clean enough to stop eating off, it's clean enough to start eating off!

Problem solved!

Rhumb:p
 
Toys!

And those toys!


Damn, they multiply too!


I found Cookie Monster fucking Barbie the other day....

NOw I have all these fuzzy blue critters running around begging for cookies and saying, "I just know they will go to my hips!"


Ack! Toys!
 
Re: Dishes

SadnonMage said:
Yp, they multiply, just like rabbits.
One day just a glass or two and maybe a plate in the sink,
twodays later there isn't a dish left in a cabinet and you're washing forks to eat dinner with.



SM
they dont multiply, they migrate as soon as your back is turned...
 
Re: Toys!

MissTaken said:
And those toys!


Damn, they multiply too!


I found Cookie Monster fucking Barbie the other day....

NOw I have all these fuzzy blue critters running around begging for cookies and saying, "I just know they will go to my hips!"


Ack! Toys!

LMAO

Today, it's legos.
 
Perhaps that is the sound I hear in the kitchen from time to time



A great migration!
 
Re: Re: Toys!

pagancowgirl said:


LMAO

Today, it's legos.

UGH!


Anyone who buys my kids legos for Christmas or birthdays gets taken off any future Christmas lists!


Geesh!

:D
 
I managed to get rid of the legos, now it's hot wheels everywhere! With four kids, I don't even want to discuss dishes!!
 
I don't mind doing the dishs , as freaky as this may sound. Its relaxing and it does not bother me @ all.

The one thing I do dislike it cutting the grass, I happen to have a very big yard and ....

DAMN ! THAT GRASS !! :mad:


I am thinking about borrowing a goat , my neighbor along the way seems to have many of them ... goats eat every thing... or so I heard... :)
 
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MissTaken, you have to get in the Zen of the chore, woman, try a long OOOoooooohhhhmmmm or two while you do the dishes. It turns it into a relaxing energy enhancing process of rejuvination of spirit.

If that doesn't work for you, have me over and I'll do 'em, as long as you entertain me later.

;)
 
TWB said:
MissTaken, you have to get in the Zen of the chore, woman, try a long OOOoooooohhhhmmmm or two while you do the dishes. It turns it into a relaxing energy enhancing process of rejuvination of spirit.

If that doesn't work for you, have me over and I'll do 'em, as long as you entertain me later.

;)

How about if I entertain you while you do the dishes?

The imagination runs wild.....

:D
 
i don't mind housework, but for me the worst is sweeping/mopping. i feel like i never get anything clean, i just spread the dirt around.

i find washing the dishes to be mindless and somewhat relaxing, same with ironing and mending because i usually watch tv while i do it.
 
Anything else I can deal with, even if it's not fun, but I absolutely hate ironing.
 
Well, tbe dishes are done!

It always helps if someone talks me through it...

;)



Ironing is okay, if I have time and quiet. I find it therapeutic in a somewhat sick sense.

:D
 
Weeding the yard. Hate it with a passion. Thank God for "Roundup".

Ishmael
 
She did the dishes. She's obviously not my roommate.

I just wash dishes when I use them.
 
Aphrodisiac said:
I don't mind doing the dishs , as freaky as this may sound. Its relaxing and it does not bother me @ all.

The one thing I do dislike it cutting the grass, I happen to have a very big yard and ....

DAMN ! THAT GRASS !! :mad:


I love mowing the yard. The fresh cut grass smell, nice sunny day...mmm..but dishes...argh I'd just eat off of paper plates for the rest of my life if it didn't make me feel so pathetic.

Care to make a deal?? hehe
 
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