...Discard "broken" Toys

[Ellafun]

I checked the Blank Manual, because that's the first place I look for valuable information around here, and I didn't see this topic.

I have two vibrators that no longer work. (Insert OMG, she wore out two vibrators! joke here!) Anyway, I am looking for advice on the best way to discard said vibrators, because they have been replaced, and I see no need to clutter my toy box.

Short of making Christmas tree ornaments out of them, any bright ideas??

 

[fgarvb1]

Put them in a plastic bag...place that bag in a small box or paper sack and place it in the regular garbage...

or in the dead of night the Neighbors...

 

[Ellafun]

Put them in a plastic bad...place that bag in a small box or paper sack and place it inti the regular garbage...

or in the dead of night the Neighbors...

I thought of leaving it in a clear bag in the neighbor's trash...


Thanks for the advice! I guess recycling is a bad idea...

 

[xBuxombabex]

A toy website here had a Rabbit Amnesty - you could get money off a new vibe if you sent them your old one for recycling - I like that idea!

 

[Aphro]

Yeah, you don't want to take them to Goodwill.

 

[respeito]

scarletgirl.com has a recycling program for unwanted and broken toys, and offers a ten dollar credit on a purchase from their products.

recycle sex toys

 

[Ellafun]

scarletgirl.com has a recycling program for unwanted and broken toys, and offers a ten dollar credit on a purchase from their products.

recycle sex toys

Oh, wow! Aren't you the clever one! Thanks, Respy!!! Wanna help me shop for some new things?

 

[respeito]

Oh, wow! Aren't you the clever one! Thanks, Respy!!! Wanna help me shop for some new things?

i'd be delighted, just let me know what kind of items you're looking for and i'll lurk around the web.

 

[annayarnkitten]

What if..

What if you just are not happy with them and never use them? Worth looking into "exchanging" them..I hope.

 

[Ellafun]

What if you just are not happy with them and never use them? Worth looking into "exchanging" them..I hope.

I would have to think that it would be worth looking into the website Respy recommended.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For nipple clams, you could always wait until Christmas and donate them to Toys For Tits.

Okay, that's not a real thing, but I think it's really clever and is worth noting.

 

[Ellafun]

For nipple clams, you could always wait until Christmas and donate them to Toys For Tits.

Okay, that's not a real thing, but I think it's really clever and is worth noting.

I just thank God I could provide you a place to put that comment, you goofball! Lol!

 

[Ellafun]

Garage Sale?

I like it. The neighbors don't like me to begin with. That could only help maintain their distance!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just thank God I could provide you a place to put that comment, you goofball! Lol!

I've totally been waiting since I heard of this charity when I was like 15. So, just a few years ago, as I'm barely in my 20s and all. But I've been sitting on that one for years.

 

[Ellafun]

I've totally been waiting since I heard of this charity when I was like 15. So, just a few years ago, as I'm barely in my 20s and all. But I've been sitting on that one for years.

Offering places for you to insert...things.

Just another service I provide.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What an interesting service to provide.

The problem with these insanely amazing jokes is that you just have to wait for the perfect set up. Sometimes the time passes too long. But you guys just wait... When I get the right set up, I've got this OJ Simpson joke that is totally going to kill. (That's not the joke, but man that was clever too!)

 

[DefineNormal]

recycle

go green... give them to a farmer in the country perhaps he can use them to bolster his fence line.. use them as a splice on a broken piece of fence. MOms fasvorite cooking pot with the broken handle ?? replacement handle ?? flatten the tip of it make a spatula out of it?? stirrer at a local bar ??

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hahahaha. Flatten the tip. I liked that.

 

[Ellafun]

go green... give them to a farmer in the country perhaps he can use them to bolster his fence line.. use them as a splice on a broken piece of fence. MOms fasvorite cooking pot with the broken handle ?? replacement handle ?? flatten the tip of it make a spatula out of it?? stirrer at a local bar ??

Fascinating! I am trying to picture a drink large enough to use this particular toy as a swizzle stick...

 

[Emerson40]

Free to a caring home

Looking for a caring and nurturing home for my broken sex toy. I prefer to use the word “experienced” instead of “used”, as we have shared some pretty memorable experiences.

It is loyal, forgiving and has provided years of service. It is nice and smooth from use, not too stiff (more rubbery, like a real peni). The suction cup doesn’t work so good as there are teeth marks around the edge, and the permanent marker I colored it with was apparently not so permanent - though it still looks the part of a magnificent black peni in dimmer lighting.

I will also throw in a pair of extra-small cock rings (never used), a package of boob and peni shaped pasta (never opened, I’ve a sensitivity to gluten) and a dollar to help cover gas / bus fare.​

 

[brunette1989]

Wouldn't you just chuck them out in the bin? wouldn't that be the first thing you think of? lol

 

[Aphro]

Free to a caring home

Looking for a caring and nurturing home for my broken sex toy. I prefer to use the word “experienced” instead of “used”, as we have shared some pretty memorable experiences.

It is loyal, forgiving and has provided years of service. It is nice and smooth from use, not too stiff (more rubbery, like a real peni). The suction cup doesn’t work so good as there are teeth marks around the edge, and the permanent marker I colored it with was apparently not so permanent - though it still looks the part of a magnificent black peni in dimmer lighting.

I will also throw in a pair of extra-small cock rings (never used), a package of boob and peni shaped pasta (never opened, I’ve a sensitivity to gluten) and a dollar to help cover gas / bus fare.​

In this particular case, you could just cut the dick portion off and repurpose it as a set of those stunning "truck balls" I have seen on the road...

 

[Ellafun]

Free to a caring home

Looking for a caring and nurturing home for my broken sex toy. I prefer to use the word “experienced” instead of “used”, as we have shared some pretty memorable experiences.

It is loyal, forgiving and has provided years of service. It is nice and smooth from use, not too stiff (more rubbery, like a real peni). The suction cup doesn’t work so good as there are teeth marks around the edge, and the permanent marker I colored it with was apparently not so permanent - though it still looks the part of a magnificent black peni in dimmer lighting.

I will also throw in a pair of extra-small cock rings (never used), a package of boob and peni shaped pasta (never opened, I’ve a sensitivity to gluten) and a dollar to help cover gas / bus fare.​

If there was a prize for best suggestion so far, you would have it by far! Well played, sir!!

I've got my eye on you. *squint*

As well you should. I am nothing but trouble!

Wouldn't you just chuck them out in the bin? wouldn't that be the first thing you think of? lol

Well, yes, but what fun would that be? Isn't posting a thread and asking for creative suggestions far more entertaining?

In this particular case, you could just cut the dick portion off and repurpose it as a set of those stunning "truck balls" I have seen on the road...

I LOVE this idea! Perfect recycling opportunity!

 

[just Fran]

if you got some neighbours you dont like, throw it in their yard and if they have a dog then it is even funnier

 

[Aphro]

if you got some neighbours you dont like, throw it in their yard and if they have a dog then it is even funnier

Just coat it in bacon grease first...