Dipping toe in the water

[starrkers]

Hi. I'm new. Gee, can you tell? Figured it was time to poke my head out of lurkdom and introduce myself. Been reading Literotica for awhile and am currently sitting on tenterhooks waiting to see if either of my first two attempts at writing will be accepted. (The suspense is killing me).
Started wandering around the forums just reading about a week ago. If I've stuck this in the wrong spot, please don't shoot me.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Hi. I'm new. Gee, can you tell? Figured it was time to poke my head out of lurkdom and introduce myself. Been reading Literotica for awhile and am currently sitting on tenterhooks waiting to see if either of my first two attempts at writing will be accepted. (The suspense is killing me).
Started wandering around the forums just reading about a week ago. If I've stuck this in the wrong spot, please don't shoot me.

Hi ... welcome to the AH...

 

[Alessia Brio]

Welcome.

 

[cloudy]

Welcome....don't be shy.

 

[feeeriek]

hello

 

[Guest]

welcome to the fold

 

[3113]

If I've stuck this in the wrong spot, please don't shoot me.

Nope, it's the right spot. But you still might want to run for your life. Not that anyone's going to come after with guns...

 

[Guest]

Welcome. And good look on your first submissions!

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH.

We're harmless, mostly.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Welcome to the AH.

We're harmless, mostly.

Yeah... MOSTLY

But welcum anyway

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Nope, it's the right spot. But you still might want to run for your life. Not that anyone's going to come after with guns...

yeah. you might get uh, shot with something, but not bullets.

 

[RogueLurker]

welcome aboard ...

 

[starrkers]

Thanks for the welcome, guys!

You look like a reasonably friendly bunch, I may remove my armour plated undies sooner rather than later. They do tend to chafe a bit.

 

[kendo1]

Chaffing can be cured.

Welcome.

I'm sure there is a story in there someshere.

Ignore the others. You can see they all need proof readers.

 

[Liar]

Ahoy and howdy.

 

[Penelope Street]

Hi!

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to the large rubber room......

 

[neonlyte]

Welcome to the large rubber room......

There's a Rubber Room....

Hi Starrkers, I've oil for that armour plating...

 

[Weird Harold]

Thanks for the welcome, guys!

You look like a reasonably friendly bunch, I may remove my armour plated undies sooner rather than later. They do tend to chafe a bit.

You won't need the aromored undies in here, but you will want to keep the close to wear under your rhinoceros hide jumpsuit when your stories are posted. You'll need them when you start getting votes and feedback.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Welcome to the AH.

We're harmless, mostly.

I'll keeel you with silly string and panties!

I never saw the pojnt in dipping my toe into a forum. I've always just dived (doved? I hate english) right in.

 

[TE999]

Hey there starrkers!

How's it goin'?

Pay no attention to that person behind the curtain (lol).

Carnuba wax is great for rhino hide undies, BTW.

Peace.

 

[cloudy]

Hey there starrkers!

How's it goin'?

Pay no attention to that person behind the curtain (lol).

Carnuba wax is great for rhino hide undies, BTW.

Peace.

I figured Dr. Zog's, but what do I know?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello there, and goodnight, I'm off to bed.

 

[TE999]

I figured Dr. Zog's, but what do I know?

Woohoo, surfs up, cloudy!

Let's shoot some curls!

Peace.

 

[cloudy]

Woohoo, surfs up, cloudy!

Let's shoot some curls!

Peace.

I still have an old Zog's t-shirt around here somewhere....

http://www.brucejones.com/html/drzog.jpg