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Anyone into a little kitchen voyeurism? Like it when a woman wanders around in her pajamas and ponytail? Well, let me serve you up four tasty photos of me, some open flannel pj's, and the amazingly complex process of sugar cookie production...

Wow, if the Swedish Chef from sesame street were as attractive as you in the kitchen then maybe id have paid more attention!:D
 
Well I do like to mess around in the kitchen. Only 12 to 15 minutes :( ................ I guess we'd best aim for a slow roast next time. ;)

Well, there's always the washing up to do, too. Care to help with the dishes? I could find a job for you while I scrub the mixing bowl. ;)

And "Beautiful" Melons they are my lady!:rose
Well, thank you. You should see the response I get when I try to thunk them in the produce isle. ;)
 
Wow, if the Swedish Chef from sesame street were as attractive as you in the kitchen then maybe id have paid more attention!:D

Ha! Oh my goodness, I'm trying to come up with a witty response here, but I now have this picture of a naked Swedish Chef in my mind. It's kind of scaring off all other thoughts. :eek: :rolleyes:
 
Ha! Oh my goodness, I'm trying to come up with a witty response here, but I now have this picture of a naked Swedish Chef in my mind. It's kind of scaring off all other thoughts. :eek: :rolleyes:

OMG, no no naked Swedish chef images! lol:
 
Well, there's always the washing up to do, too. Care to help with the dishes? I could find a job for you while I scrub the mixing bowl. ;)

I'm intrigued, where did you learn your UK English? I thought you would refer to "washing up" as "doing the dishes"

Of course, we might need to wash up if we got really dirty doing the dishes.

Now, I wonder what job you had in mind for me? :)
 
lol. I know, right? That was exactly my reaction...then the entire Muppet cast started flashing though my head. Naked. :eek: ;)

Lol,:D dancing naked muppets ! :eek:
that mental picture sounds like years of therapy, to me:D
or a new show on Showtime After Dark. Lol.;)
 
I'm intrigued, where did you learn your UK English? I thought you would refer to "washing up" as "doing the dishes"

Of course, we might need to wash up if we got really dirty doing the dishes.

Now, I wonder what job you had in mind for me? :)

Cheap? They look like a $million to me. :D
I have a mild obsession with British TV. Growing up, my parents were fans of shows like Faulty Towers and Good Neighbors (aka The Good Life). For me, that translated into a later love of Are you Being Served, Dr. Who, etc. So, the occasional British phrasing invades my speech.

Well, of course. That goes without saying.

Hmmm, I'm having a mental image of you standing by the sink, hands behind your back, proving me with a convenient place to hang my dish drying cloth. You know, so it has a place to dry off when not in use.

lol, thanks. :kiss:

Oh my...Wal Mart Panties + Your Sexy Bottom = me getting very happy!!!

Hope you're well Sweet Merry! :kiss:
Glad you like my $3 undies. :D

I am well, thank you. Hope you're still having fun being sneaky. ;)

Lol,:D dancing naked muppets ! :eek:
that mental picture sounds like years of therapy, to me:D
or a new show on Showtime After Dark. Lol.;)
Ha! I think you've hit on something there.
 
Love the new pics! Your curves make me want to grab you and huge you and squeeze you. :)
 
I have a mild obsession with British TV. Growing up, my parents were fans of shows like Faulty Towers and Good Neighbors (aka The Good Life). For me, that translated into a later love of Are you Being Served, Dr. Who, etc. So, the occasional British phrasing invades my speech.

Hmmm, I'm having a mental image of you standing by the sink, hands behind your back, proving me with a convenient place to hang my dish drying cloth. You know, so it has a place to dry off when not in use.

You are making me nostalgic. They were great sit-coms. We don't seem to make them like that these days. Of course, I still enjoy Dr Who although it has lost some of the primitive charm of the old episodes.

You might have to bind my wrists with the cloth to keep my hands behind my back..............unless of course, you were close behind me. :rolleyes:
 
Glad you like my $3 undies. :D

I am well, thank you. Hope you're still having fun being sneaky. ;)

I see them more as $3 gift wrapping than undies... ;)

And yes, I'm having fun being sneaky, but am ready to be home too...
 
I have a mild obsession with British TV. Growing up, my parents were fans of shows like Faulty Towers and Good Neighbors (aka The Good Life). For me, that translated into a later love of Are you Being Served, Dr. Who, etc. So, the occasional British phrasing invades my speech.

Well, of course. That goes without saying.

Hmmm, I'm having a mental image of you standing by the sink, hands behind your back, proving me with a convenient place to hang my dish drying cloth. You know, so it has a place to dry off when not in use.

lol, thanks. :kiss:


Glad you like my $3 undies. :D

I am well, thank you. Hope you're still having fun being sneaky. ;)


Ha! I think you've hit on something there.

Ya just know that if Jim Henson had a dark side, that he already had a
Show like that planned, or in the can, as they say! LOL;)
 
Love the new pics! Your curves make me want to grab you and huge you and squeeze you. :)
Awww, aren't you sweet? Hugs right back at ya. :kiss:

You are making me nostalgic. They were great sit-coms. We don't seem to make them like that these days. Of course, I still enjoy Dr Who although it has lost some of the primitive charm of the old episodes.

You might have to bind my wrists with the cloth to keep my hands behind my back..............unless of course, you were close behind me. :rolleyes:
Until recently, the only Brit TV I could find was on late at night, and was anywhere from ten to thirty years old. But now, due to this new fangled interwebs thingy (not to mention BBC America), I'm finally about to check out shows more recent that the Vicar of Dibley. ;) I watch a lot less TV than I used to, but Misfits is holding my attention fairy well these days.

Alright, binding your hands with the towel it is, then. Sounds like the beginning of a fun time in the kitchen. :devil:

I see them more as $3 gift wrapping than undies... ;)

And yes, I'm having fun being sneaky, but am ready to be home too...
I know what you mean. I love leaving for a trip...and returning home to my own bed.

Ya just know that if Jim Henson had a dark side, that he already had a
Show like that planned, or in the can, as they say! LOL;)
Ha! That would have been awesome. It really is too bad all of that talent was taken away so soon.

In multiple colors? You know, if you see something you like, you should get all the colors.
lol, I actually got three pairs, but have only had a chance to photograph these. The second one is off-white lace with gold thread in the waist band. The third is a fire-engine red thong with little hearts all over it. That thong was so trashy, I laughed out loud when I saw it, and just couldn't pass it up!
 
Here's a couple more pics of the cheap panties. I wasn't over joyed at the way my poses turned out in these, so I used them as an excuse to get a little more creative with the color editing.
 
Here's a couple more pics of the cheap panties. I wasn't over joyed at the way my poses turned out in these, so I used them as an excuse to get a little more creative with the color editing.

Mmmm...I quite like the poses...especially that first one!! :kiss:

And yes, I am very much looking forward to my own bed...very much!
 
Mmmm...I quite like the poses...especially that first one!! :kiss:

And yes, I am very much looking forward to my own bed...very much!
Well, thank you! I'm glad you liked them.

I always sleep like a log when I get home from a trip. Hotels are a blast for a few days, but by the end of it, I'm jonesin' for my own pillow. ;)

Since they are cheap, I hope you dont mind if I tear them off with my teeth!
Hells ya!
(Um, I mean: Eh, I'd consider it.)
 
So, I'm having camera trouble. I've misplaced my good one, and the batteries went dead in my old one just as I was getting ready to take some pictures...so, I guess I'll have to make do with my laptop webcam for today's pics.

And I was so inspired by the awesome picture editing on DistressedDame's sock-themed thread, that I had a little fun with the color editing on these...
 
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