Digital Camera

[Sammyjo]

Ok...so I got this digital camera, and I'm sitting here chatting with this guy who for some reason thinks I'm a guy after months and months of chatting...so, I decide I'll just flash him my tits ala the digital camera....he disappears of course...no one REALLY wants to see my tits anyways...

Just thought I'd share.

 

[Savage Kitten]

lmao!!

Did you really??? you are sooooooo very naughty!!! can't really believe he thought you were a man after many months of talking... did u lead him on.. or just not straighten him out?

how mucho was your cam? I've been thinkin about getting one but dunno if i wanna spend a lot on a toy like that?

 

[Sammyjo]

Well, shit, if that's the ONLY way to get him to understand then I guess I sort of had to do it, right?

I don't get it...why on earth would I pretend to be female? Geez...he says he read it somewhere...where? National Enquirerer? Christ....LOL

I got mine free...neener, neener, neener...I don't think they are incredibly expensive though, are they?

 

[Savage Kitten]

hahaha

what a ditz! gawd and i thought i could be airheaded... bet he felt real dumb! i wonder if he was disappointed?!?! hehe

someone told me that at "Best Buy" you can get one for $60 with a $40 mail-in-rebate... sounds freakin cheap to me just haven't the time to go lookin yet

hey... anyone out there wanna give me a free digital cam?? I'll do like Sammyjo and show ya my tits!! hahaha

 

[Sammyjo]

He didn't stick around long enough to actually SEE the damn picture...bastard...his wife probably came in the room...boy, they sure can get in the way of innocent fun, can't they? LOL

 

[Savage Kitten]

haha you are too much! you know... he probally was telling 'her' all along that you were a guy.... maybe she was standing there ... or just walked in.. when u 'came outta the closet' hehehe silly men... play with fire and u'll get burned

 

[Sammyjo]

He is probably a she...damn internet...damn men...I need a few drinks to get this party started the right way...LOL...I'll end up with my own porn flick by the end of the night....heehee

 

[Savage Kitten]

Voyuers R Us

hey... make sure u come back and let us know what else u show off hehehe and the results ya got *giggles*

btw... Sammyjo.. thought of a title for your 1000th post? how abt... Flashing Bandit hehehe

 

[Sammyjo]

heehee...I haven't given it much thought...I guess there is time, so if anyone has any suggestions, I'm all ears...I mean tits...I mean ears...well, you know what I mean...

well, I've so far got video of...naaaaaaaaaa...you don't want to know

 

[Savage Kitten]

heehee...I haven't given it much thought...I guess there is time, so if anyone has any suggestions, I'm all ears...I mean tits...I mean ears...well, you know what I mean...

haha i was confused ---- had to reread and then read again.... thought u meant u hadn't given much thought at to what u'd show on the cam... thought u were saying u were all tits n ears ... i was like... ewww that would be interesting on digital cam! hehe

 

[Sammyjo]

LMAO...this is the reason why I go to bed at 8:30...I'm practically incoherent by then...it's almost 10:00 and I am so tired, I actually feel drunk. I was in the living room and started stumbling...got a few strange looks, so I said "Wow...I don't even have to get drunk" and started laughing manically...goodness...I think I should get to bed soon...LOL

 

[MADDOG]

no one REALLY wants to see my tits anyways...

Just thought I'd share.

Sammyjo! That's not true! There are people on this very thread who REALLY want to see your tits...

MADDOG

 

[Skibum]

Sammyjo, I wouldn't hang up on you for flashing your tits at me. I'd kinda like it!

 

[ShyGuy68]

no one REALLY wants to see my tits anyways...

Just thought I'd share.

Sammyjo! That's not true! There are people on this very thread who REALLY want to see your tits...

MADDOG

I have to agree with MADDOG here, I wouldn't mind seeing them either!!!

 

[Myrrdin]

Sammyjo.

Are you sure the guy just didnt get over excited. Perhaps he went for the maximise button, and hit his self destruct button instead.


Sounds like a case of premature ejection to me.

 

[Sammyjo]

You guys are so sweet!!!

Video or just a pic? heehee...I have both...

No, he's a moron anyways...some old guy who thinks that you aren't truly in a slave/Master relationship if you sign a contract saying what is and isn't allowed...ummm...that's the norm...or so I was informed. He sent me a bunch of pics or some old lady (about 80 years old) fingering herself...ummm...no thanks. And he's the one who saves his morning cum in a cup to feed to his best friend's wife later in the day...*shrugs*...

He's an idiot...probably just didn't want to be proven wrong. Typical male!!!

 

[Nicole]

Sammy ... I just want to see your face.

By the way, did you ever think the guy might have blacked out when you did that??? I dunno he could still be lieing on the floor for all we know LMAO

You go Girl

 

[Sammyjo]

Didn't I send you a pic of me? yeesh...

I don't think the mere mention of seeing my tits would make a person black out, all I said was..."If you don't believe me, I can show you my tits"...and he didn't respond...he just disappeared...heehee...

I know it's a big deal, seeing the queen's tits, but shit...they're just tits...he could of at least LOOKED at them before he blacked out...

Sadly, I haven't even sent them to anyone yet...

 

[Cheyenne]

Sadly, I haven't even sent them to anyone yet...

Okay, quit fishing for the guys to beg you to show them and post them already! There's an amateur gallery, you know.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Oh theres a thought when i get my webcam ill have to post pics for you guys well those of you who havent already seen certain parts of me (shutup Thumper)

 

[Sammyjo]

Yeah, I know...but I don't think I'd ever show them...I'm too chicken shit...oh well

 

[MADDOG]

Sammyjo, I think that there is really only one way to be sure what happened, and I can't see any way around it.... You're gonna have to show me your tits.

 

[Sammyjo]

hmmmmmm...I wish I wasn't so damn shy...grrrrrrrrrr

It took me months to make the damn video for a guy who's already seen me naked...heehee...

I'll think about it Maddog

 

[MADDOG]

Please do Sammy. I really think we need to get to the bottom of this.

MADDOG

Incedently, you just went down in history as the gorgeous woman who made me a guru.

 

[OldDog]

If you took the time to do a photo of your wonderfully feminine components, then some of us REAL MEN would love to take the time to enjoy a beautiful view.