Difficulty Finding Muff

[Liar]

Muff Road name change request

Trying to find Orari's Muff Road can be a bit of a mission, not because of its location, but because its street signs are routinely souvenired.

Muff Rd resident Roger Payne is asking for a name change for the road, both to overcome the ongoing sign thefts and to recognise the original geographic name of the district.

Timaru District Council's resource planning and regulation committee will consider the request for a name change at its meeting today.

Mr Payne was brought up in the area, and returned to the district three years ago. During the time he has been back the street signs have seldom been there.

Replacement signs were installed about 18 months ago, and disappeared days later. No others have been installed. Mr Payne suspects those responsible for their installation having simply given up, realising replacing the signs would probably be inviting them to be stolen yet again.

Mr Payne's suggestion is for Muff Rd to become Ohapi Rd, as the Muff family, after whom the road was named, no longer farm there.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2611515/Name-change-plea-for-Muff-Rd

 

[Guest]

Trim Trafficway?

 

[Guest]

Brownie Boulevard?

 

[Guest]

Clitoris Causeway?

 

[Guest]

Okay, okay - the best one yet.

Hair Pie Highway

 

[Austin8]

Okay, okay - the best one yet.

Hair Pie Highway

what about ol' brown hole road?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Trim Trafficway?

Brownie Boulevard?

Clitoris Causeway?

Okay, okay - the best one yet.

Hair Pie Highway

It appears to me that you are trying ot get as close to Hershey Highway without actually saying it as you can.

 

[TE999]

Beaver Run?

Bearded Clam Causeway?

Cooter Lick Road?

Bury The Bone Boulevard?


Hey! Who stole that sign!

 

[rgraham666]

Rather than change the name they should just open a souvenir stand and sell the signs.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Is this New Zealand we're talking about?

 

[sadangel]

In Michigan there are several towns with odd names. Climax, Michigan, and I believe there or another state, there is Intercourse.

Perhaps a street named Desire? Okay. Actually, I was thinking Climax Highway or Intercourse BLVD.

And Rob, there would be no fun in being able to buy the sign. Half the fun is taking them. (I don't know a thing about that. Not me. *whistles innocently* )

 

[TheeGoatPig]

And Rob, there would be no fun in being able to buy the sign. Half the fun is taking them. (I don't know a thing about that. Not me. *whistles innocently* )

Exactly. My favorite Butthole Sufers song is Edgar, and down the street from my house is Edgar Ave. I am so tempted to steal that sign every time I see it. But alas, I am too chickenshit to actually grab it...

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOL

In Massachussetts there is a place called the "Bearded Oyster". Their sign has been stolen so many times they have resorted to having a steel sign welded to a frame by their driveway.

Cat

 

[Gizzmotick]

In Michigan there are several towns with odd names. Climax, Michigan, and I believe there or another state, there is Intercourse.

The town of Intercourse is in Pennsylvania. ;-)

We have a magnet on our fridge that says:
"Virginia may be for lovers, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse"

 

[Xelebes]

Ah, just call it Two Hills and be done with it. Doesn't matter if there is only one hill there.

 

[oggbashan]

It's a shame that we changed some of the names to protect the innocent:

Gropecunt Lane

Og

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's a shame that we changed some of the names to protect the innocent:

Gropecunt Lane

Og

Ah, the good old days when truth in advertising really meant something!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

In Michigan there are several towns with odd names. Climax, Michigan, and I believe there or another state, there is Intercourse.

Perhaps a street named Desire? Okay. Actually, I was thinking Climax Highway or Intercourse BLVD.

And Rob, there would be no fun in being able to buy the sign. Half the fun is taking them. (I don't know a thing about that. Not me. *whistles innocently* )

Intercourse, Pennsylvania is in Amish country . Neighboring towns are Bird in Hand and Paradise - makes sense really.

 

[john-the-author]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania is in Amish country . Neighboring towns are Bird in Hand and Paradise - makes sense really.

And Blue Balls. I've driven by several of these. They're wide spots in the road, really.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

It's a shame that we changed some of the names to protect the innocent:

Gropecunt Lane

Og

Les Francais had rue Grattecon (Scratchcunt Road) - probably more appropriate for the itches that follow.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

And Blue Balls. I've driven by several of these. They're wide spots in the road, really.

So the best route is 'Blue Balls', 'Bird-in-Hand', 'Intercourse', 'Paradise'. What happens if you follow the route in revers? I'm only a girly

 

[sadangel]

In Michigan, you can also go straight to or through Hell. Hell, Michigan that is. I haven't done that yet, but it would be fun. (Picture it, Michigan, 2010--Postcard to friends. Waving to you from Hell)

 

[Liar]

In Michigan, you can also go straight to or through Hell. Hell, Michigan that is. I haven't done that yet, but it would be fun. (Picture it, Michigan, 2010--Postcard to friends. Waving to you from Hell)

Does that Hell ever freeze over? The Hell in Norway does on a regular basis.

And is there a highway?

 

[sr71plt]

Freeze, Colorado, does freeze. Even in July.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I wonder if Hershey, PA has any streets that include the city name.