Different words for sex organs thread

[pdx39]

The are hundreds of slang terms used for cocks and pussies. Post one here.

I will start the thread with "Tallywhacker"

 

[Moridin187]

If you look back, YogiBare did this one a while ago, for dicks at least.

 

[Lost Cause]

Incredible heat-seeking moisture missle!

 

[gridiron]

One-eyed trouser snake..

 

[Vinny]

cock

I call my cock Captain Happy

 

[pdx39]

Being fair to the ladies

Snatch