Did your God come to you undamaged?

Please indicate the problems you initially encountered with your God.

  • Not eternal

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Finite in space(does not occupy or inhabit the entire cosmos)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Not infinitely plastic (incapable of being all things to all creations)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Permits sex outside of marriage

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Prohibits sex outside of marriage

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • When beseeched, does not stay beseeched

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Requires burnt offerings

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Requires virgin sacrifices

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Makes mistakes

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other (Please Explain)

    Votes: 4 44.4%

  • Total voters
    9

Dillinger

Guerrilla Ontologist
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Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes?

If yes - congratulations.

If no... take poll.
 
She was missing that little plug in mood ring that would wedge between her stiffened fingers... oh and the package said she had a free tube top too, but it wasn't in there either.
 
My GOD came in pieces

:p
 
Re: My GOD came in pieces

Siren said:
I put him together like a puzzle and wouldnt you know it....

He turned out to be Gnufi Poppets?:p

It is that I am being the God of the you that you are the having? This is the most honor of the having that it is the ever to be the giving to the me that I am the being! I am the thanking of the you from the bottom of my big balls to the very top of the huge cock that I am the having!
 
Yes it is true Gnufi

:p
 
Re: Yes it is true Gnufi

Siren said:
And you know I worship your 'diety' on my knees whenever I can

I am being the liking of this the oh so very much that it is. It is being the heaven for me with the you being on your knees. It is though that I am the being worried that you are the choking on the too big cock that I am the having. But I am the still the loving of it!
 
Yes Gnufi is 'infinite' in size ya know

:p
 
Naw, I just make you horny Lavy...

:p
 
lavender said:

And I'm glad to see Gnufi's cock being worshipped again. It's been too long.

It is being what I am always the hearing about the COCK I am having that it is the being TOO long and also being the too thick. I am thinking that the hot sex babes here at the Literotica will be more than the willing to the trying of the taking of the all of the it!
 
lavender said:
Dillinger-

You're fucking poll happy today. Or is it that your pole is happy today. Probably your pole is happy today, now that Siren is back. She tends to make everyone a bit, um, horny. :p

And I'm glad to see Gnufi's cock being worshipped again. It's been too long.


Don't forget the Poles. Why couldn't he be Pole happy?



Always descriminating against the Polish. *shakes head*
 
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Dilly my sweet, I have missed ya

:p
 
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