Did you ever start having sex and realize...

[Vagina_Dentata]

that you just weren't into it at all? How do you get off that train? It's almost as perilous as bailing out of a disabled plane.

"Sorry honey. Could you stop what you're doing there? It's just not happening."

Or do you just suffer through it? Take one for the team?
And hope to god that it's over quickly.

VD

 

[InWord]

Trains. Taking one for the team. What kind of sexual deviant are you?

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Trains. Taking one for the team. What kind of sexual deviant are you?

Yes Sigmund. You called?

Would you like a cigar?

 

[InWord]

Cigars?
Take that blue dress off devil.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hahaha! If I couldn't get off...the train, mind you...I ended up taking one for the team and trying to avoid it as much as possible. It's harder when you're married to the engineer who's driving the train lmbo!

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Yes, it was just too late to bail out. It was very awkward.

Bad dismount?

http://www.hrmc.com/media/7380/score_judges.jpg

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Cigars?
Take that blue dress off devil.

Wrong stogie.

 

[Aphro]

Lie back and think of England.

 

[Noor]

I remember once. I was too distracted and hungry. So we got dressed, when out, had lunch, took a walk, then went back and had great sex.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lie back and think of England.

That would work for me, but my England is a tall handsome blond. Others' results may vary.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I always keep a taser under my pillow for moments just like those.

 

[MaryanneB]

I always keep a taser under my pillow for moments just like those.

I have pepper spray,,,,but a taser sounds like fun.....

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have pepper spray,,,,but a taser sounds like fun.....

No aiming involved.

 

[Noor]

That would work for me, but my England is a tall handsome blond. Others' results may vary.

Some tall blonds are incredibly sexy, mine was. I hope yours is as well.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Some tall blonds are incredibly sexy, mine was. I hope yours is as well.

Thank you!

He's a good one too, I count my blessings, I can't wait until we can be more geographically desirable.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I always keep a taser under my pillow for moments just like those.

You don't play around, do you?